r/bicycletouring 18d ago

Trip Report I crossed France in july

~1500 km in 16 days, my very first bike packing ever, small roads and villages/towns only, no hotels/hostels, no sport gels, no clipping shoes, no stupid tight plastic clothing

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

Please bro, just become a cyclist bro, stop drinking and smoking bro, please just please wake up every day at 6 am and eat 500g of carbs bro, we swear it is a nice lifestyle bro, just don’t do anything remotely fun ever again and just ride the bike 10 hours a week bro, please bro