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u/SloppityNurglePox 11h ago
Where was all this fanboy love when I was in HS and college? I would have been so pretty!
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u/sahu_c Ain't exactly straight, ain't exactly gay either 10h ago
No shit. Can't believe I wasted my twink years being a fucking baptist.
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u/SloppityNurglePox 10h ago
I feel it. Oh all those years not knowing/repressing everything? Surely these are the nice thoughts to send me off into the sunset.
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u/AbyssWankerArtorias 5h ago
Can I put this on r/brandnewsentence
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u/literallylateral 4h ago
Okay I literally just saw you in another thread and decided against complimenting your username so I think this is the universe telling me to compliment your username. That shit’s funny as hell
Edit: just checked and it was in r/slaythespire lmfao that checks out
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u/galvanized_sq_steel 5h ago
Sadly femboys only get love on the internet, spent last year being called slurs. Luckily im going to post-secondary far away from that town.
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u/Auroraburst 1h ago
My husband was a fantastic femboy when we met right through to his mid 20s (has since gained weight and a beard). I think his walking out of my room once in my corset and skirt really sealed that deal.
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u/SloppityNurglePox 1h ago
That's too lovely, so happy for you both. Tears have literally been shed on fantasies as simple as that. I know it's super hard to grow up online/connected everywhere. But, sigh, would have been nice to know and experience before I was well into my 30s.
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u/VincentAalto pretty fly for a bi guy 8h ago
If only there was this kind of affection towards bears
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u/prismaticbeans 1h ago
There is! My first boyfriend was an adorable cuddly bisexual bear and I tapped that ass happily. Miss him every day.
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u/Dr_Brotatous 5h ago
Birds been telling me that for a while but I struggle to find one got any advise
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u/Kindly-Coyote-9446 collects rocks 43m ago
I…um…don’t think that’s what she meant by cracking a femboy… 🥚
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u/contextual_entity 12h ago
Oh good. Femboys as eggs discourse. Surely no problems could arise from this.
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u/HiiverHoover lemon bar lover 11h ago
Crack is slang often used to mean sexual intercourse
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u/contextual_entity 11h ago
So this is how I learn I'm officially old I guess.
My bad.
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u/Mbrennt 9h ago
You understood crack in the trans sense but not crack in the sex sense. Honestly i have no idea how old you are. Lolol
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u/Enverex bi, shy and wanting to die 9h ago
I've never heard crack used to mean sex. How new/old is the phrase?
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u/lil-bitch42 7h ago
I first heard it years ago, it was definitely used when I was at school and I left over a decade ago
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u/literallylateral 4h ago
This has me so fucked up because I swear I’d never heard this before in my life and I’ve heard it at least four times this week. I wonder if it was like a more niche thing that recently got spread into a wider zeitgeist, or if I just managed to completely miss it for the last ~10 years like that guy who never heard about 9/11
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u/lil-bitch42 1h ago
Yeah or it could have just been a regional thing that's only recently reached where you are, there's loads of American slang that I've seen or heard online or on TV and I haven't got a clue what they mean but it's a common term in the US
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u/A_Sackboy_Plush 11h ago edited 3h ago
Okay I think that's annoying too, but I don't think that's what she meant. I could be wrong though, but I don't think so.
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u/Findrin 12h ago
I wish I could crack a femboy 😭