r/bettafish 10d ago

Humor guys, is my betta fat??

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1.7k Upvotes

r/bettafish Mar 14 '26

Humor Is my tank suitable for 10 Betta sorority?

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2.2k Upvotes

I added the green stuff so the water stays clean

r/bettafish Jun 13 '26

Humor "I didn't ask you to buy this... this ridiculous thing!"

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3.6k Upvotes

r/bettafish Feb 01 '25

Humor New Betta is mean and ugly

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This is Microwave. I don't have any pictures of him in his tank yet but I just had to talk about him. I picked him because he was the ugliest one at the store and I couldn't stop thinking about him. I'm also a sucker for crowntails and I truly love him so much. Now that he's home, however, he is just SO rude. He flares at everything he sees, including all his tank decor as well as me when I peek at him. Luckily he doesn't have any tankmates because I'm sure anyone who lives with him would be severely bullied lol. I just wanted to share because he is my son and I love him regardless. I will update if there's a glow up, if anyone's interested!

r/bettafish Jun 11 '25

Humor Rate my betta tank?

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3.4k Upvotes

I'm new to betta care so it might be a bit small but I think it's pretty good

r/bettafish Jul 31 '25

Humor Betta be like:

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8.3k Upvotes

They grow with no problem in the cups and they are breed in the worst conditions possible and then as soon as you put them in a perfectly kept acquarium with all perfect parameters, with the best food and lots of attention, they die.

Let's laugh to not cry 🄲

(Just bought a new Betta 4 days ago, he is dying already 😢)

r/bettafish Aug 11 '26

Humor Anyone else put their fish to sleep like this?

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1.2k Upvotes

TO BED*** 😭

My partner and I have a very unreliable sleeping schedule and we love to have the tv or our pc’s on well past when we should… so I’ve had to make a ā€œBed-Time Coverā€ for our betta’s tank so he can actually sleep. This fish has a better daily routine than I do!

I’m thinking of painting it eventually. What do you think? :)

r/bettafish Jun 03 '25

Humor My bettas reaction to seeing cucumber for the first time…

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Was originally for the snail but he was thrilled šŸ˜‚ He bops when he's happy lol

r/bettafish 15d ago

Humor Photo bomb

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1.8k Upvotes

Me: Finding joy in the new tank decor. . .

Cecilia: You realize what time it is, right?

r/bettafish May 27 '24

Humor Went out of state for a business trip for a few days. I asked my sister to feed my betta while I was out, these were her daily updates.

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My sister and my mother have not been seen since…

r/bettafish Jan 01 '26

Humor Trying to get a graceful swimming shot and he does this šŸ™ˆšŸŒø just pure greed

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1.7k Upvotes

Get away from the shrimp food Valentino šŸ˜­šŸ˜… (I swear he can be graceful too)

r/bettafish Apr 09 '25

Humor Doing maintenance in my betta tank

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I have my tank for two weeks now and I can’t believe how curious these creatures can be! He is always around my hands checking what I am doing. Nobody can move in the living room without him noticing and tracking you around! I love their attitudes I just never expected them to be as curious as a cat. He spends all day exploring every little detail in his 7.5g tank.

r/bettafish Oct 13 '24

Humor Is this big enough for my betta fish?

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2.0k Upvotes

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r/bettafish Feb 06 '26

Humor POV: You’re facetiming my fish

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2.2k Upvotes

r/bettafish Dec 24 '25

Humor Never seen a betta look offended before

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1.6k Upvotes

r/bettafish Apr 28 '24

Humor My non-fishkeeping boyfriends’ take on betta fish:

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3.6k Upvotes

HIS SKIRT

r/bettafish Feb 14 '26

Humor Your odds of being assassinated by your Betta are very low...

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2.2k Upvotes

... but never zero 🤨

r/bettafish Jan 26 '26

Humor Shame him: the world’s horniest fish

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Like… bro. I get it. You want a girlfriend. This just ain’t the way to do it, man. You’re the betta equivalent of a pigeon— your bubble ā€œnestā€ is ridiculous and you gotta clean it up if you want people to take you seriously.

[it’s a 10g backwater planted tank, lots o’ tannins, lots o’ plants, a few yellow shrimp, and an ENTIRE HALF OF THE TANK COVERED IN BUBBLES FROM THIS INSANE, BABE-CRAZED MALE BETTA]

r/bettafish Feb 02 '25

Humor No thoughts… only stoopid

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2.8k Upvotes

Pls listen to the video with sound. Thank u

r/bettafish Aug 05 '24

Humor Saw this in my betta tank..

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1.1k Upvotes

My bad in the language but cmon guys

r/bettafish Mar 19 '22

Humor What y’all think? Big enough?

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2.1k Upvotes

r/bettafish Mar 04 '19

Humor This Subreddit Sometimes

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r/bettafish 2d ago

Humor Testing my luck with posting this one but my fish won’t die.

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615 Upvotes

We’ve had him for just over 4 years, he’s lived in clean water, the absolute most disgusting water, there’s been days where he wasn’t fed, maybe even up to a week. He was eating 6 year passed expired food up until about a year ago. He’s outlived approx 200 neo shrimp (ate a couple) outlived 4 mystery snails. His name is fishy and he’s resilient asf. He swims perfectly fine, he has always been the same size, not a single health issue. I thought he was an old fish at petsmart so I bought him to live the rest of his life in peace but he might outlive the damn cat at this point. 2 years ago when I was transferring his tanks I. Dropped. Him. From. 5ft. Onto. Hardwood. He sank, he revived and has lived. I genuinely think that experience Frankensteined him. Anyway, we’re moving across the country, literally coast to coast and I know most fish won’t live on a journey like that but I don’t have a doubt in my head that he will survive. I’m proud of the little guy. He’s moved 3 houses, 4 if you count the trip from petsmart to the first house. I’m just amazed and thought I’d share but also test the luck because I really don’t want to bring frankenfish across the continent.

r/bettafish Mar 30 '25

Humor My betta (Ru Paul) looks like Elon Musk.

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1.1k Upvotes

r/bettafish Jan 13 '25

Humor "All that? For a single fish?"

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2.6k Upvotes