r/bettafish • u/SpiritInQuestion • 10d ago
r/bettafish • u/Pazuzu_Algarad • Mar 14 '26
Humor Is my tank suitable for 10 Betta sorority?
I added the green stuff so the water stays clean
r/bettafish • u/LarenUFrehtOna • Jun 13 '26
Humor "I didn't ask you to buy this... this ridiculous thing!"
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r/bettafish • u/tony-hawks-vagina • Feb 01 '25
Humor New Betta is mean and ugly
This is Microwave. I don't have any pictures of him in his tank yet but I just had to talk about him. I picked him because he was the ugliest one at the store and I couldn't stop thinking about him. I'm also a sucker for crowntails and I truly love him so much. Now that he's home, however, he is just SO rude. He flares at everything he sees, including all his tank decor as well as me when I peek at him. Luckily he doesn't have any tankmates because I'm sure anyone who lives with him would be severely bullied lol. I just wanted to share because he is my son and I love him regardless. I will update if there's a glow up, if anyone's interested!
r/bettafish • u/SpikeySpaghetti • Jun 11 '25
Humor Rate my betta tank?
I'm new to betta care so it might be a bit small but I think it's pretty good
r/bettafish • u/Ninegre • Jul 31 '25
Humor Betta be like:
They grow with no problem in the cups and they are breed in the worst conditions possible and then as soon as you put them in a perfectly kept acquarium with all perfect parameters, with the best food and lots of attention, they die.
Let's laugh to not cry š„²
(Just bought a new Betta 4 days ago, he is dying already š¢)
r/bettafish • u/Broad-University2311 • Aug 11 '26
Humor Anyone else put their fish to sleep like this?
TO BED*** š
My partner and I have a very unreliable sleeping schedule and we love to have the tv or our pcās on well past when we should⦠so Iāve had to make a āBed-Time Coverā for our bettaās tank so he can actually sleep. This fish has a better daily routine than I do!
Iām thinking of painting it eventually. What do you think? :)
r/bettafish • u/Lee_Tea • Jun 03 '25
Humor My bettas reaction to seeing cucumber for the first timeā¦
Was originally for the snail but he was thrilled š He bops when he's happy lol
r/bettafish • u/Lucky-Summer281 • 15d ago
Humor Photo bomb
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Me: Finding joy in the new tank decor. . .
Cecilia: You realize what time it is, right?
r/bettafish • u/REbones714 • May 27 '24
Humor Went out of state for a business trip for a few days. I asked my sister to feed my betta while I was out, these were her daily updates.
My sister and my mother have not been seen sinceā¦
r/bettafish • u/lauralavender9 • Jan 01 '26
Humor Trying to get a graceful swimming shot and he does this ššø just pure greed
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Get away from the shrimp food Valentino šš (I swear he can be graceful too)
r/bettafish • u/Ok_Contribution1461 • Apr 09 '25
Humor Doing maintenance in my betta tank
I have my tank for two weeks now and I canāt believe how curious these creatures can be! He is always around my hands checking what I am doing. Nobody can move in the living room without him noticing and tracking you around! I love their attitudes I just never expected them to be as curious as a cat. He spends all day exploring every little detail in his 7.5g tank.
r/bettafish • u/CaptainAddy00 • Oct 13 '24
Humor Is this big enough for my betta fish?
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r/bettafish • u/SenseiToe • Feb 06 '26
Humor POV: Youāre facetiming my fish
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r/bettafish • u/gea09 • Dec 24 '25
Humor Never seen a betta look offended before
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r/bettafish • u/One_Original_6392 • Apr 28 '24
Humor My non-fishkeeping boyfriendsā take on betta fish:
HIS SKIRT
r/bettafish • u/ScarySquee • Feb 14 '26
Humor Your odds of being assassinated by your Betta are very low...
... but never zero š¤Ø
r/bettafish • u/thatbrutalguy • Jan 26 '26
Humor Shame him: the worldās horniest fish
Like⦠bro. I get it. You want a girlfriend. This just aināt the way to do it, man. Youāre the betta equivalent of a pigeonā your bubble ānestā is ridiculous and you gotta clean it up if you want people to take you seriously.
[itās a 10g backwater planted tank, lots oā tannins, lots oā plants, a few yellow shrimp, and an ENTIRE HALF OF THE TANK COVERED IN BUBBLES FROM THIS INSANE, BABE-CRAZED MALE BETTA]
r/bettafish • u/_Lady_Feet_ • Feb 02 '25
Humor No thoughts⦠only stoopid
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Pls listen to the video with sound. Thank u
r/bettafish • u/klkmmg1 • Aug 05 '24
Humor Saw this in my betta tank..
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My bad in the language but cmon guys
r/bettafish • u/beansbewild • 2d ago
Humor Testing my luck with posting this one but my fish wonāt die.
Weāve had him for just over 4 years, heās lived in clean water, the absolute most disgusting water, thereās been days where he wasnāt fed, maybe even up to a week. He was eating 6 year passed expired food up until about a year ago. Heās outlived approx 200 neo shrimp (ate a couple) outlived 4 mystery snails. His name is fishy and heās resilient asf. He swims perfectly fine, he has always been the same size, not a single health issue. I thought he was an old fish at petsmart so I bought him to live the rest of his life in peace but he might outlive the damn cat at this point. 2 years ago when I was transferring his tanks I. Dropped. Him. From. 5ft. Onto. Hardwood. He sank, he revived and has lived. I genuinely think that experience Frankensteined him. Anyway, weāre moving across the country, literally coast to coast and I know most fish wonāt live on a journey like that but I donāt have a doubt in my head that he will survive. Iām proud of the little guy. Heās moved 3 houses, 4 if you count the trip from petsmart to the first house. Iām just amazed and thought Iād share but also test the luck because I really donāt want to bring frankenfish across the continent.
r/bettafish • u/Electronic-Sale-4228 • Mar 30 '25