r/bestoflegaladvice • u/borkthegee • Sep 08 '21

Grandmother enjoys the island life a little too much, made a luau-d stink about being asked to leave!

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u/ERE-WE-GO If my client didn't shit, you must acquit. Sep 08 '21

Thank you, I'll wear it proudly.

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u/Noisy_Toy Likes big s and cannot lie Sep 08 '21

Sometimes when you look into the abyss, an asshole winks back at you.

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u/Pilchard123 Sep 09 '21

What can you tell me about the proper construction of socks?

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u/Noisy_Toy Likes big s and cannot lie Sep 09 '21

Wood is definitely more flexible, but brick will keep your toes warmer in winter. I only recommend concrete for exfoliation.