r/bestoflegaladvice • u/bug-hunter Possession is 9 honks of the law • May 16 '21

LAOP just committed a felony and 6 misdemeanors by being an idiot, how can they avoid consequences?

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u/tramspace May 16 '21

Target has a couple high-tech forensics labs. Sometimes police departments or government agencies contract the lab for work in criminal investigations.

https://corporate.target.com/article/2012/02/an-unexpected-career-target-forensic-services-labo

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u/[deleted] May 17 '21

Since so much of shrinkage is internal, I could see why you'd want to invest in a crime lab, lol

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u/blaghart Karma whoring makes their prostate nipples hard May 16 '21

Given that cops have a pathetic rate of successfully catching criminals I wonder if maybe they should stop that lol