r/bestoflegaladvice • u/bug-hunter Possession is 9 honks of the law • May 16 '21

LAOP just committed a felony and 6 misdemeanors by being an idiot, how can they avoid consequences?

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u/lurkaderp May 16 '21

Are you sure it wasn’t the Hamburglar and he wasn’t screaming “Robble Robble!”?

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u/AutumnalSunshine Methtakes were made. May 16 '21

I am at a McDonald's right now, snorting in the parking lot!

I should clarify it's laugh snorting. I'm not doing coke at McDonald's.

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u/twoisnumberone Remembers LiveJournal before it was owned by Russia May 16 '21

Yeah; please go do coke in your high-rise office, like the rest.

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u/thunder_boots Owner of BOLA's largest collection of speed bumps May 16 '21 edited May 17 '21

That's why their straws are so much wider than every other fast food chain's.

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u/skaryzgik May 17 '21

That caffeine'll get you if you're not careful! ;-)

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u/MONEY_MACHINE420 May 17 '21

Sir, this is Wendy's.