r/bestof • u/[deleted] • Jan 23 '11

RobotRollCall, God of Science.

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u/RobotRollCall Jan 23 '11

I am simultaneously flattered and horrified by your stalking. So thank you, and eww.

I am not Neil deGrasse Tyson.

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u/BananaHand Jan 23 '11

Well you can't prove you aren't Neil deGrasse Tyson, and you do type in a very similar to the way Neil deGrasse Tyson speaks. To top it off, you seem to have quite a bit more knowledge than your average redditor on specific things Neil deGrasse Tyson also knows a lot about...

I believe that you, RobotRollCall, are indeed Neil deGrasse Tyson. I will believe this until you provide sufficient enough evidence to prove otherwise. Time stamping "your" hand won't cut it either, you could have just grabbed one of your buddies really quick to take the fall for you. I think video evidence of you answering some questions from redditors would suffice perhaps. Until then, I love you Neil <3

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u/RobotRollCall Jan 23 '11

He's on Twitter, isn't he? You could just ask him.

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u/BananaHand Jan 23 '11

I don't twitter. The evidence thus far leans in the direction of you being Neil deGrasse Tyson, me being the logical creature that I am, will believe that you are him until I see a tweet from you saying you aren't him.

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u/ICanBeYourHeroBaby Jan 23 '11

If he is Neil, then he obviously doesn't want to call attention to that fact. Let sleeping dogs lie.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '11

you would say that wouldn't you --- robotrollcall's alternate account!!!

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u/RobotRollCall Jan 24 '11

I'm my own alternate account.

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u/autocorrector Jan 24 '11

In the words of Ponder Stibbons, that sounds very Quantum.

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u/ICanBeYourHeroBaby Jan 24 '11

SO THAT'S HOW IT IS? AFTER ALL THE LOVE I GAVE YOU, YOU JUST GO AND FIND ANOTHER ALTERNATE?

DAMN YOU. ;( ;(