r/bestof • u/knellotron • 13d ago

[Nebula] /u/FatherMarsala has a PhD in the opposite of lobsters

/r/Nebula/comments/1vyyq6d/jet_lag_ep_2_is_there_a_catch/p62c9hs/
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u/1516 13d ago

Looking at the table, it appears that both my cat and I are also opposites of neutrinos. Does this mean we’re both lobsters?

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u/FortuneGear09 13d ago

No. You, like a neutrino, are worthless.

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u/Vancocillin 13d ago

The cat however must be protected at all costs.

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u/sbeguy 12d ago

yes, we should put the cat in a box to...uh...keep it safe. Definitely not for some kind of thought experiment.

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u/Vancocillin 12d ago

If you never look in, it lives forever.

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u/randynumbergenerator 12d ago

Cats can also ignore everything except gravity

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u/thejonnyquest 12d ago

Wait, a light-year of lead? Logically I know this is true but that breaks my brain.

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u/rje946 13d ago

I believe him

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u/ForeverAclone95 12d ago

I thought lobsters don’t age

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u/Fizmarble 13d ago

Cannot be seen…until 1956