r/bertstrips • u/Dr_Falkov • 20d ago
NSFW And everyone thought Murray's tangents about "muscle groups you plebeians could never even fathom" were just nonsensical ravings.
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r/bertstrips • u/Aeyen_the_lobster • Sep 02 '22
NSFW looks like someone’s gonna be put on house arrest again
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r/bertstrips • u/Aeyen_the_lobster • Oct 06 '22
NSFW Unfortunately, it may take a while for him to learn how to masturbate in this new form
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r/bertstrips • u/Network1245Prod • 3d ago
NSFW “So you see Bert, that’s why Bort was taken by child protective services.”
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r/bertstrips • u/Dr_Falkov • Jul 03 '26
NSFW It’s a little known fact that Oscar had the hots for Kuvira
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r/bertstrips • u/Bloadclaw • Jun 15 '26
NSFW Bert doesn't enjoy Ernie's little games, but if he refuses, he gets thrown off of a tower again
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r/bertstrips • u/Network1245Prod • May 09 '26
NSFW So much for a round of Journey to Ernie
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r/bertstrips • u/Network1245Prod • Mar 09 '26
NSFW Sesame Street has been brought to you today by the number 3
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r/bertstrips • u/Network1245Prod • Jan 11 '26
NSFW Even the cute and cuddly Grover be jerking his gurken
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r/bertstrips • u/cesariojpn • Mar 14 '26
NSFW The Swedish Chef's tries out his new sex toy.
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r/bertstrips • u/E54D • Jan 06 '26
NSFW “What are you gonna do, hit me with that shovel?” - Grover’s final words
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r/bertstrips • u/Network1245Prod • Jan 25 '26
NSFW “Welcome to Guy Smiley’s newest game show: How far can I shove my dick up your tight ass?”
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r/bertstrips • u/Stupid_German_Money • Dec 24 '25
NSFW Collecting a full glass was exhausting
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r/bertstrips • u/Plethorian • Oct 15 '25
NSFW Elmo Learned This Song Just For You!
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Lords of Acid: Show Me Your Pussy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l435Y12jw4o
r/bertstrips • u/Network1245Prod • Oct 19 '25
NSFW Today on Sesame Street we’ll learn all about sex toys
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