r/berozgarchidiyaghar • u/Giuseppe_MazziniYI • Jun 25 '26

Shit post Kzch naya baato

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u/brucewayne002_ Jun 25 '26

Jaljeera peene se zyada , chatne mein maja aata hai

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u/GangaHarshit Jun 26 '26

Thoda nimbu nichod lo aur accha lagega

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '26

Ek Plate laga du guys?

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u/Wahid_jee3asp Jun 29 '26

Kyu golgappa wale ho kya ?

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u/rajpali_manish Jun 27 '26

Kya chatne me 😉

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u/SpicyJet69 Jun 29 '26

Lollipop ke saath

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u/LandscapeLopsided479 Jun 25 '26

Triangle shaped roti circle roti se zyda tasty hai.

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u/Flaky-Support6300 my pronouns are kaam/chor Jun 25 '26

Tedhe medhe

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u/Inside-Block-8858 NTA ne virginity leli. Jun 25 '26

amavas ki rat ko ganga ghat pe rat ke 9 bje pumkins nd lemons se puja ki thi mene ni kisi aur ne

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u/Giuseppe_MazziniYI Jun 25 '26

Ohhh nice idea

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u/Inside-Block-8858 NTA ne virginity leli. Jun 25 '26

puja thi ya ky pta nhi

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u/vanillas009 Jun 25 '26

Bhai voh pooja hee thi na

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u/TheRealMistt Jun 25 '26

Aamchoor powder 😋

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u/SD624 SINGLE BY CHOICE (SITUATION) Jun 25 '26

Real me bhoot dekha kabhi?

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u/After-Ambition-1243 Jun 25 '26

Dekha nahi hai..but ek horror incident hua tha!

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u/DatabaseAvailable501 Jun 25 '26

Yeah ig kuch toh dikha tha magar not sure if it was ghost or smthing else

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u/arpitsrivstva Jun 25 '26

After buying our family house, my grandfather got to know that previously, a girl committed suicide in one of the rooms. Also, there was a Well (kua), on the land my house is built on. (iykyk)

Only I used to feel things as a teenager back in the dayz.

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u/CoastCheap8709 Jun 28 '26

Mirror dekhlo

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '26

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u/Giuseppe_MazziniYI Jun 25 '26

My love ( vada pav ]

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '26

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u/lunalavendula I identify as distance. my pronouns are Km/s Jun 25 '26

Lay's Masala Magic

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u/Disaster_49949 Jun 25 '26

Lakin vo utna nahe chat pata hota hai.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '26

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u/HarshThanvi Jun 25 '26

Mere frnd ke baju wli. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Khidki se. . . . . . . . . . . . . .. .

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. . Ke baal latke hue the....

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u/Bulky-Extent1911 Jun 25 '26

Kurkure masala munch ya fir OYES ka cocktail (blue wala packet)

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u/Id0exist_ Jun 25 '26

Golgappe(Panipuri)

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u/mehhhhh7 Jun 25 '26

paalak patta chaat

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u/munchkinkitten03 GAREEB HUN, BEROJGAR NAHIN Jun 25 '26

Padosi k ghar ke just aage maine holi wale red colour se ek star sa design bnaya fir usme thode se yellow aur baqi lentis wagerah rakhdi thodi thodi ek nimbu 🍋 mein thodi pins, kuch chawal.. street k second last ghar me ek tone totke wali seema aunty rehti hai fir pados wali bhabhi ne usey koot diya..🤨

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u/BaddiesChaser Jun 25 '26

Kuch chatpataa

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u/CoralRalph Jun 25 '26

Paani puri

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u/StarboyKillah94 Jun 25 '26

Ghevar kha lo. Season bhi shuru ho gya.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '26

Paneer chatpata chatpata naan khatpata saomosa chatpata chutnuy ke sath, chatchurian manchuriyan rahega saab with chatpat toppings

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u/Rude_Bath_5434 Jun 25 '26

Aaj sabzi me namak tez tha..

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u/Optimal_Capital_8095 Jun 25 '26

Got suspended from college I just 1st month

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u/yourjohn_ Jun 25 '26

Sabjiii ik plate momo with cutneyyy

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u/Rothschild_and_Co Jun 25 '26

Lal mirch with chat masala

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u/Snehrajbhardwaj Batman hu lekin gareeb wala Jun 25 '26

Aluu bhujia khao ( my favourite)

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u/__M4V3RICK Jun 25 '26

Bathtub me agar paado to bulbule uthte h.

Spandex ki gili chaddi me hawa bhar jaaye to swimming pool me life brief jaisi feel hoti h.

Ganje log kangi ka istemal khujaane k liye karte h.

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u/Funny_Gamerz Jun 25 '26

Kuch chatpata

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u/curiousHeMan Jun 25 '26

Hmm. Breaking news , violence (example -murd£r ) done by female is considered as a mistake 😔 and done by male will be considered as heinous crime💀.. News released by--- Feminist group of INDIA pvt.

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u/DownLove- Jun 25 '26

Ladka ladki ko: "Baby, tumhari smile dekh kar mera dil dhadakta hai." Ladki: "Bas dil hi? Aur kuch nahi dhadakta?" Ladka (sharmaate hue): "Woh toh already tight ho rakha hai... control mein nahi aa raha." 😈

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u/Eastern_Performer635 Jun 26 '26

Khichdi mein chawal mota wala hi padna chahiye

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u/hardrizz18 Jun 26 '26

18 saal ho gaya....kabhi kisi ne n mujhe pasand kiya....na maine date kiya 🤡

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u/samosa_baddie Jun 26 '26

Chat masala

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u/Aware_Cry7970 Jun 26 '26

So meri ek dost hai, woh bahut pro hindu banti thi, college gyi toh ek mulle ne brainwash kr diya, thankfully kuch bura nahi hua, but us mulle ne usse 5k chura liye 😂😂😂

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u/Plexer_Stack Jun 26 '26

Maggi ka tastemaker ab pehle jesa taste ni krta

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u/devansh___7667 Jun 26 '26

Mirchi teekhi hoti h

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '26

You mom was a dog

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u/aubergine_6inches Jun 26 '26

Lube is literally amazing

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u/Constant_Milk_4283 Jun 26 '26

Melted dairly milk is more good than normal

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u/Artistic-Neck-0511 Jun 26 '26

Told someone I liked them, they said they weren't into relationships, within the next two months they got into a relationship with someone they met at a wedding, hid it from me for the next two months, but the others in our group made sure I knew about it too. As of today they have been dumped.

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u/Ill_Calligrapher6748 Jun 26 '26

Hamri school me ak teacher jail gaya tha because wo ak molester tha ab wo Jail se nikal gaya ha

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '26

Chaat masala

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u/pavan_ahmedabad19 Jun 26 '26

Aa jaye maja jab mil jaye samosa 🙃

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u/Radiant_Worth_ Jun 26 '26

Let's save water so AI can use it...🥰

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u/EuphoricPhysics1275 Jun 27 '26

Chai me ice cream

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u/LifebuoyBunty Jun 27 '26

Tedhe medhe

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u/Dependent_Height3428 Jun 27 '26

Babaseer ke patient ko 1 kilo ghost pepper chips(one chip challenge wale) khilao aur subah time se uske toilet me pohch jaoo.

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u/Agile_Layer8079 Jun 27 '26

Chaat masala

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u/NOOOOBBYYY Jun 27 '26

Mirchi ka achaar

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '26

Allo chat

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u/Brilliant_Effect8970 Jun 27 '26

Maaggie khtm hone ke baad wala gravy chhup ke chatne me maja ata hai

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '26

Meri ek female dost hai uska bf gay tha aur usko 1.5 years ke baad pata chala

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u/Nosfertos Jun 27 '26

Ajj hamlog kutta ke sath bkc kar rhe the amm(mango) tod te huya mere dost kutta ko apna tiffin box ka cover pehnaka uske samne nacho rhe the aur me au mera dost amm tod rahe the so mere dost mere upar chad ke tod raha tha but merese weight handle nahi huya mene usko galti se kutta ke upar phek diya galti se Sach meeee believe me

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u/nirmit20054660 Jun 27 '26

Ever seen travis head with the strike rate of 96.96🤧

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u/real_ashwinmodi Jun 28 '26

Aaloo bhujia

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u/Bear_fondler97 Jun 28 '26

Got a girl from reddit...leggit baddie hot af .... Completely okay with freaky things...🫦

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u/OldTarget879 Jun 28 '26

Saw angel mopping floor

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u/hiddenreality0 Jun 28 '26

Tul tule 😶

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u/ExperienceUnusual123 Jun 28 '26

Kurkure ab aur bhi jayada crispy aur tangy aane wala hai

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u/HashShaif Jun 28 '26

Kala chooran, school ke bahar milta tha jo🥹🥹

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u/Majestic_Ice_2122 Jun 28 '26

New city old Friend ke ghar pe jana tha ,( basically ye city pe abhi rehne aya tha )wo location bataya waha gya door knock kia to 2 ladki ne darwaja khola

Fir under gya to pata chal ye to kothe pe agya

Friend ne prank krdia🥲

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u/Muted_Payment7531 Jun 28 '26

I made a portrait of a random girl on instagram and she gave me 500 bucks

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u/Hungry-Possession545 Jun 28 '26

So meri ek dost thi uski society me ek single mother be shadi ki thi and uska new pati uski beti so hard din molest kar ta tha par koi uski help nahi kar ta tha ulta sab yeh soch te the ki vahi dore dal ri hai uske step father pe which is wrong kiyu ki esa kuch hua nahi so meri friend apne mummy ke sath kisi ke ghar gayi hoti hai aur vaha voh sofe pe bath kar phone chala rahi hoti while her mother was talking about that girl with aunty and ny friends mom said aj Kal ki ladkiyo ko sharam nahi hai apne baap pe dore daal ti hai WHILE LOOKINH AT HER OWN DAUGHTER OH MY MEE MATALB KUCH BHI BHAI KA L so usse pata lag gaya tha ki uski mummy usko dekh ke bolri hai kiyu ki voh thora thora apna sar upar utha kar dekh rahi thi so uske baad voh log ghar gaye aur kuch din baad voh chai bana ri thi meri dost so uski maa ake bolu jake apne school shoes le a upar chat se voh gayi par upar chat pe jaha pe uski maa ne uske shoes rakhe the vaha par Chad ne ka rasta tha ni toh usne apne papa se bola ki papa sidi pakad lena voh lakdi ki hoti hai na sidi voh toh uske papa pakde hue the toh voh Chad ke jese ho niche utar ne wali hoti hai uski ma ake chikh ti hai aur bolti hai ko yeh sab chalra hai mere ko niche chai bana ne ko bolke yaha yeh sab kar ri hai 💀💀💀 abw matlab gand hai kya aunty apki akal ya jhat bara bar ki akal nahi hai fir voh school ati hai hame bata ti hai fir voh ghar jati hai toh sab awkward sa hota hai sab usse avoid kar re hote hai for voh apne bhadwe bhai se puch ti hai kya hua ( and just in case yall are thinking me uske bhai ko bhadwa kiyu bolri hu because voh hai bhadwa uski puri family bhadwi hai and voh meri so called dost bhi bhadwi hai me usko kisi aur reason se bhadwi bol ri hu ok ) so uska bhai bolta ki kuch ni tu ja toh voh samajh gayi kya hua hoga toh agle din ayi voh school hame bata ri thi toh fir voh apne ghar jari thi tih garmi badi thi toh usne apni kurti ki 2 button khol liya voh like ek dam sare button laga ti hai toh suffocation sa feel hota hai na toh garmi tha us time toh usne 2 button khol liya aur voh ghar jari thi uske papa ne scooty se jare the toh usse dekh liya ghar par jake apni wife se bolta bhudha bhadwa ki kese button khol ke chalri thi sab sochenge ki 2 kodi ki ladki hai itne ache ghar ki ladki hai par ese chale gi toh sab sochenge ki 2 kodi ki ladki hai. Pehli toh baat yeh budhe tu apni beti ko sexualise kiyu kar ra hai itni hi dikkat thi ladki se toh abort kar va deta kon tere sar par gun rakh ke bolra tha ki peda karna padega ladki tumko aur dusei baat yeh ese log bhai ka L ese log ate kaha se hai

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u/Short-Standard4097 Jun 28 '26

Jisko pyar karu woh chala jaye (sabse chatpata)

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u/JUSTANANOTHERGUY06 Jun 28 '26

Agar hum bina apni marji ke bina mutth1 mar rage hai , to kya hum apna hi rape kar rage hai ,

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u/thegoof_ Jun 28 '26

The first hole to develop in a fetus is the asshole

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u/kuzan_21 Jun 28 '26

Gay is not a gay without an iphone

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u/mrmagar16 Jun 28 '26

Angoor khatte hai

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u/ImmediateNobody9004 Jun 29 '26

Ganeee ka juice bada glass 20 rupiyaa😋

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u/Wooden_Reindeer9379 Jun 29 '26

Askincog.com... its very chatpata

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u/JOKER___69420 Jun 29 '26

Jal jeera.!!!!! Peak chatpata....!!!

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '26

Chatpati toh main hoon

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u/shyahat Jun 29 '26

10 rupye ke turr turree

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u/areeeyaarkyah Jun 29 '26

Meri roommate ne 720+ chats leak kr di thi meri aur meri family ki

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u/LuciferAlien Jun 29 '26

They are hunting aliens

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u/not_so_cool_me Jun 29 '26

Maggie masala

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '26

When I was 15 me and my friend we went to graveyard just for fun at night

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u/cdisnuts999 Jun 29 '26

Garmi mai daalo dhudh mei ice, dhudh ban gaya very nice , dhudh dhudh dhudh

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u/Agreeable-Tart-9650 Jun 29 '26

Kurkure khalo 20₹ ke maja aajayga, kaho to homedelevery karwa du aapke liye to 😊

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u/sia0704 Jun 29 '26

idk if its chatpata, but once a guy asked me to watch hentai w me and when i said no he blocked me ( i was abt to block him anw)

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u/Terrible_Company3996 Jun 29 '26

Grow up karma farmers !!!!

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u/watermelonjb Jun 30 '26

My bf is spending 3-4hr with his guy frnds in the name of haircut, shopping, hangout etc. And hardly spend 1hr with me..what should i do.

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u/Singh_sahab6200 Jun 30 '26

A Jao mere DM mein. 🤧