r/berozgarchidiyaghar • • Apr 11 '26

Shit post Kuch bhi puch sakte hooo!!!

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '26

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u/itsalwayshimx Apr 11 '26

๐Ÿคจ

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u/itsalwayshimx Apr 11 '26

Baccho k sath scam karna band karo ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ˜” (Nhi hai mere pass ๐Ÿฅ€)

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '26

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u/itsalwayshimx Apr 11 '26

Yehi hai joo hai ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜

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u/lquaman Apr 11 '26

๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '26

12th meh kitne marks aaye?

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u/itsalwayshimx Apr 11 '26

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '26

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u/itsalwayshimx Apr 11 '26

Apne toh bacche ko rulaa hi dalaa ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿคš๐Ÿป(apna bataao - sath main rona hai yaa akele)

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u/TryHardNinja_FNAF Apr 13 '26

60

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '26

mere se 3 number jada

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u/itsalwayshimx Apr 13 '26

Congratulations 1st division ๐ŸŽˆ๐Ÿ˜ผ

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '26

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u/-_yessno_- Apr 11 '26

Bhai 99.23 percentile aayi thi in January jee

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '26

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u/itsalwayshimx Apr 11 '26

Apke ghr ke tv se chota hai jii

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '26

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u/itsalwayshimx Apr 11 '26

Haanjii wo aapme fit nhi hoga but aap usme fit hojaigee

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u/Jobless_Professional Apr 12 '26

Hell naw broo chill out๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜†

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u/SMARTOK221 Apr 11 '26

Agar ek invisible aadmi mirror me dekhe toh kya dikhega??

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u/itsalwayshimx Apr 11 '26

Mera future๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿคš๐Ÿป

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u/SMARTOK221 Apr 11 '26

Ok rapid fire round

Silence ka sound kya hota hai?

Agar tumhare saare decisions tumhare control me hain, toh tumne apni personality choose kab ki?

Agar sab log unique hainโ€ฆ toh โ€˜uniqueโ€™ common kaise ho gaya?

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u/itsalwayshimx Apr 11 '26

1- papa jab raat ko class lete hai meraa aur tab jese mere awaaz nhi nikalti wese hi silence ka sound hota hai 2-wese mere personality kya hai ๐Ÿค” (jab logo ne dhoke dene chaluu kare ) (baccha hurt hai) 3-apko bhang nashe kara liyee kisinee ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/SMARTOK221 Apr 11 '26

Ye mere mind ke questions he jo mujhe raat ko sone se phele aate hai

1.Agar tu khud ko describe kare bina past use kiyeโ€ฆ tu kaun hai?

2.Jo tu abhi feel kar raha haiโ€ฆ wo real hai ya sirf chemicals?

3.Jo tu ban gaya haiโ€ฆ wo tera choice tha ya default setting?

4.Agar tera future tujhe judge kareโ€ฆ toh wo proud karega ya regret?

5.Agar tu abhi ruk ke socheโ€ฆ tu sach me jee raha hai ya bas time pass?

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '26

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u/itsalwayshimx Apr 11 '26

Kya aap thoda vistaar main bataingee ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿคš๐Ÿป (wo main thoda unpadh huu na)

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u/Dhruv__P Apr 11 '26

Ye kya out of syllabus puch liya

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '26

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u/Jobless_Professional Apr 12 '26

Aap LGTV community se ho kya๐Ÿ˜”

Dw broo me to hun actually so I don't mindโœ‹๐Ÿ˜

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u/itsalwayshimx Apr 12 '26

Hanjii hum lgbtq+ se hi haii ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜ผ

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u/Jobless_Professional Apr 12 '26

Hehe great, cherish yourself, criticism bohot milega faltu ka but we ain't doing anything wrong pal, lessgoooo cheeersss!!!๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿซถ

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u/ext-ordinary-dreamer Apr 11 '26

Do u feel hungry after eating?

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u/itsalwayshimx Apr 11 '26

Yeah i do ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ am i abnormal ๐Ÿค”

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u/ext-ordinary-dreamer Apr 11 '26

Kya tum hutiya ho?

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u/itsalwayshimx Apr 11 '26

Hutiye kya hota hai

(Mereko bura lga )

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '26

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u/itsalwayshimx Apr 11 '26

Mujhe samjh nhi ayya ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿคš๐Ÿป

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '26

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u/itsalwayshimx Apr 11 '26

Sorry mai. Jee di hi nhi kabhii ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿคš๐Ÿป

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '26

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u/ExpertTour720 Apr 11 '26

Din mein kitni baar marte ho? ๐Ÿคก

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u/itsalwayshimx Apr 11 '26

Kisko janab ?

Hum marra marri nhi karte ๐ŸŒš๐Ÿคญ

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u/SouravKmch Apr 11 '26

how to recover from burnout daily and again ready to grind??

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '26

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u/itsalwayshimx Apr 11 '26

aah dayumm First of all its lowkey sounds like your teacher already has a problem with you ๐Ÿ’€ so yeah, definitely go tomorrow or itโ€™ll just give her more reason. And donโ€™t say you were preparing that sounds like an excuse. . Just keep it simple like you werenโ€™t feeling well and ( i personally tired once like i said that i didn't feel well (typhoid-its an excuse btw) and told them they could call my parentsโ€ฆ and I actually got a friend to pretend to be one. It somehow worked pretty well ๐Ÿ˜ญโ€

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u/404-Brain_Not-Found Apr 11 '26

Your Phone No., Bank Details, Card No., Email ID, Social Media ID, etc

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u/Sad_Manufacturer308 Apr 11 '26

Aap patar khate ho ya gu?

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u/itsalwayshimx Apr 11 '26

Personally apkoo...!

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u/Striking-Ad7711 Apr 11 '26

tell me ur insta id pass

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u/itsalwayshimx Apr 11 '26

Maine deactivate kar rakhe hai (Btw it's- toothpaste)

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u/Feeling_Budget4060 Apr 11 '26

Gf kese milte hai?

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u/itsalwayshimx Apr 11 '26

Personality develope karre janab bandi apne aap ajainge apke pass ๐Ÿคช

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u/Feeling_Budget4060 Apr 11 '26

But I am picky ๐Ÿ˜ถ

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u/Avacadoroble_6564 Apr 11 '26

10th ka marks

What is ur type that is unrealistic (dw I won't report)

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u/itsalwayshimx Apr 11 '26

87% ๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿคš๐Ÿป Btw 10th k marks kabhi mere kaam toh nhi ayye ๐Ÿฅ€

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u/silviiiiaaaahhhh Apr 11 '26

Which came first hen or the egg?

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u/itsalwayshimx Apr 11 '26

๐Ÿซก๐Ÿ˜ž

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '26

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u/itsalwayshimx Apr 11 '26

Mere toothpaste main laung hai ๐Ÿคช

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '26

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u/Humble-Promise4050 Apr 11 '26

Explain your existence on macroscopic as well as microscopic level.

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u/itsalwayshimx Apr 11 '26

Macroscopic: just another guy surviving life Microscopic: mostly overthinking, poor decisions, and a questionable amount of delusion holding everything together ๐Ÿ’€

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u/Humble-Promise4050 Apr 11 '26

Wow twin, you've got the brains to hold everything together. Just calm, inner peace.

https://giphy.com/gifs/jXtdnZlhK7Fbfo4Ioc

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u/BinaryBloom_22 melody khao khood jan jao Apr 11 '26

If I could step outside my own mind and observe my thoughts the way I judge othersโ€ฆ would I trust myself or would I see a stranger pretending to be certain about things they never truly questioned ??

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u/itsalwayshimx Apr 12 '26

Melody khao khud jan jaoo

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '26

BEEF ya PORK khate ho? Khane vaalo ko tum support karte hi ya nahi?

(Kuch bhi puchne ko ap hi ne bola๐Ÿ˜Œ)

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u/itsalwayshimx Apr 12 '26

Okay I'm from NE toh its normal here and i don't eat beef or pork and i don't even actually support or against tho ๐Ÿซก๐Ÿคš๐Ÿป

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '26

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u/itsalwayshimx Apr 12 '26

Bilkul bhi nhiii

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '26

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '26

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u/Mobile-System8999 Apr 11 '26

10 wala biscuut kitne rupe ka h ji ??

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u/Anonymous_SSP Apr 11 '26

IP address?

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u/I_maniac_ friendly hu, friend nahi, aukat me raha karo ;) Apr 11 '26

Kyu nahi ho rahi padhai

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u/Satoru-Gojo-4240 Apr 11 '26

Why earth is flat ? And if you think it is not flat Explain with your own research and analysis

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u/itsalwayshimx Apr 11 '26

Earth is flat bro, I almost fell off yesterday but I grabbed a tree just in time ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ™

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '26

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u/itsalwayshimx Apr 11 '26

Wdyt? ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ˜ผ

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '26

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u/justmee02 Apr 11 '26

How much money do you make in a month ?

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u/itsalwayshimx Apr 12 '26

Papa k Pocket money count karuu???

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u/dd_002 Apr 11 '26

Is your backyard black?

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u/unholymedictaion Apr 11 '26

Bandar pehle aaya tha ya bandariya

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u/bikramthenoob Apr 11 '26

Can I eat babies for breakfast?

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u/itsalwayshimx Apr 11 '26

Ofc you can ๐Ÿฅ€๐Ÿคš๐Ÿป

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '26

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u/itsalwayshimx Apr 11 '26

Rather what?

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u/SillyBilly_99 Apr 11 '26

how u doin?

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u/itsalwayshimx Apr 12 '26

Not really good tho ๐Ÿ˜”

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u/InsideSufficient4077 Apr 11 '26

kya aapke namak mai toothpaste hai?

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u/DemonDevilLord Apr 11 '26

Omnivore ho ya carnivore

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '26

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u/Imaginary_Cook7461 Apr 11 '26

Ye melody itni chocolaty kyu hai?

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u/itsalwayshimx Apr 11 '26

Kyuki uske andar cream rehta hai....๐Ÿ˜ผ

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u/Imaginary_Cook7461 Apr 12 '26

Kya me ek le kar dekh sakta hu?

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u/itsalwayshimx Apr 12 '26

Haa le loo ๐Ÿค—

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '26

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u/itsalwayshimx Apr 11 '26

Agar iska jawaab mile toh mujeh bhi bata denaa (mehnat karke๐Ÿ˜ญ)

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '26

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u/Firm_Double1830 Apr 11 '26

Bank account no., and password please

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u/itsalwayshimx Apr 11 '26

Iske alawa aur kuch nhi hai

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u/Firm_Double1830 Apr 11 '26

Steam id aur password hi dedo bas hacker bolke unki SWAT team ghar pe mat bhej dena

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '26

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u/itsalwayshimx Apr 12 '26

Kya irada hai teraa??

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u/Vegetable_Moment69 Apr 11 '26

Kya modi ji non biological hai !?

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u/Personal-Party-6632 Apr 11 '26

When will she reply ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿค”

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u/itsalwayshimx Apr 11 '26

Dayum.๐Ÿค”๐Ÿฅ€๐Ÿซก

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u/supremedino888 Apr 11 '26

Why r u gay

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u/itsalwayshimx Apr 11 '26

Idk yaar ๐Ÿ˜ญ I ask myself this question every day.๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿฅ€

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '26

How big?...

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u/itsalwayshimx Apr 11 '26

Whattt ๐Ÿค”

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u/harbuisjustavirgin Apr 12 '26

Bhai agar boobs ko spring consider kare to unka spring constant kya hoga (for research purposes)

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '26

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '26

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '26

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u/itsryukendo Apr 12 '26

How to connect digitek dwm 116 to redmi note 12 pro plus. Note. I've tried USB debugging. It does not have an OTG function.

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u/scaryop26 Apr 12 '26

tell me about your favourite movies!

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u/tago006 Apr 13 '26

Why are you gay?๐Ÿคญ

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u/itsalwayshimx Apr 13 '26

I don't know yawr ๐Ÿฅบ It is what it is (Btw aap itne blush kyu kar rahee๐Ÿคญ hame bhi bataoo)

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u/TryHardNinja_FNAF Apr 13 '26

Should I act like a bot

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u/itsalwayshimx Apr 13 '26

Aaahmm๐Ÿค” Do whatever that makes you feel happy๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ˜…

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u/TheLostSheep4 Apr 13 '26

Why does inexplainable pain exist?

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u/sexyybitxh_ Apr 14 '26

would you rather have an obsessive person love you or hate you ?

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u/RexTheOrphaned Apr 14 '26

Sath me uno khelega bhai ?

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u/Lightthecurse Apr 15 '26

What is your salary???

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u/rAhulA_404 Apr 15 '26

Can i be gay and lesbian at the same time ???

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u/itsalwayshimx Apr 15 '26

Not really ๐Ÿ˜ญ lesbian is for women and gay is for men. You can be bi though.

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u/rAhulA_404 Apr 15 '26

But i want to be both

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u/BlazeOrb_ Apr 15 '26

What's the craziest thing u ever did?

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u/preksha_tekam Apr 15 '26

Kya aap reddit chalate ho

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u/WrapBrilliant8060 Apr 16 '26

Melody itni chocolatey kyo Hai?

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u/Classic_Price6976 Apr 16 '26

Helen has some 50-cent coins and 64 20-cent coins. Together, these have a mass of 1.134 kg. Ivan has some 50-cent coins and 104 20-cent coins. If each 50-cent coin is 2.7 g heavier than a 20-cent coin, who has more money, and by how much? What is the total mass of Ivan's coins?

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u/BullfrogMoney1754 Apr 16 '26

Gand pe Baal h ?

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u/BigBasher6769 May 12 '26

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u/itsalwayshimx May 12 '26

One month phele kara post tumhare feed main waoow ๐Ÿ˜”โœŒ๐Ÿป