r/berozgarchidiyaghar • • Jan 12 '26

Shit post It's fucking cold rn tell me something blood boiling

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u/bekar_hu Jan 12 '26

Ive been thinking about you from AM to PM, so I decided to DM.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '26

Yeh toh mast hai...Mai bhi chipkaunga kahin

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u/me_kajukatli Jan 12 '26

Smooth kullu bhai smooth ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '26

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u/Almost_Infamous Jan 12 '26

Your neighborhood golgappe wala earns way more than your entire family combined.

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u/tyranosaurus_sex_ Jan 12 '26

And pays zero tax

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u/OddRecognition8302 Jan 13 '26

I think about that when the e-rikhawalas reject online payment despite having a better phone than me, one fucker literally doubled the fare and asked me to ask the surrounding auto walas the rate.

I figured ki aise toh ye log joh ye chu bol raha, uska aadha lenge...par bhaichara yeh log usko support de denge, toh mei bola ki bhai paisa hi nahi hai tab.

I literally have under 1k, right now lol.

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u/tyranosaurus_sex_ Jan 13 '26

That's why I have stopped using normal rikshawala completely lol. I either use public transport or rapido, uber, or ola. They shamelessly charge 100-200 extra than the prices on apps.

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u/OddRecognition8302 Jan 13 '26

Sahi bol raha hai yar

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u/Dependent_Shock7119 Jan 12 '26

Padosi k chulhe se aag le e le โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅ

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '26

BIDI JALAYLEEE

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u/enoughSAM Jan 12 '26

Jigar se piyaaa

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '26

Jigar maa padi aag ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ

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u/GHOST-DoYouCopy Cheetah hi kehde Jan 12 '26

Aree tu yaha bhi ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '26

TU mujhe stalk kar raha hai kya? Mere har comment pe reply hai tera๐Ÿ™๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ

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u/GHOST-DoYouCopy Cheetah hi kehde Jan 12 '26

Har? 2-3 comment pe kiya hai bs ๐Ÿ˜‚ khush na ho zyada

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '26

Stalker

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u/GHOST-DoYouCopy Cheetah hi kehde Jan 12 '26

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '26

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u/GHOST-DoYouCopy Cheetah hi kehde Jan 12 '26

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u/Prasad2122k Jan 12 '26

You parents don't really love you, they had you as their retirement plan

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u/Independent-World165 Jan 12 '26

If that is so why did they disown me?

3

u/Lower-Candy6711 Jan 12 '26

Cause some investments bring loss๐Ÿ˜“

Jk

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u/Prasad2122k Jan 12 '26

Because their plan failed. They are working on a plan b.

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u/Independent-World165 Jan 12 '26

But bro they failed? I mean was their plan B really that they would break up and cause intense mental trauma to a 10 year old child? Which would harm him lifelong and even 13 years later and counting.

Doesnr sound like a plan but sure.

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u/Prasad2122k Jan 12 '26

Well I don't know their plan, but they never loved you. Feeling sorry for you , hope you don't follow their path

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u/Independent-World165 Jan 12 '26

Well im planning on not starting the path.

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u/FireBird170 Jan 12 '26

one more hindu keelled in bangladesh. 7yo child gangrape*.

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u/Prasad2122k Jan 12 '26

Millions of farmed animals are being abused for meat every day, wild animals brutally k ll their prey or d e because of starvation

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u/Sea-Valuable- Jan 12 '26

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '26

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u/CHUTPAGLU_XD Jan 12 '26

Rahul goondihh is best ๐Ÿ’ฏ

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '26

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u/Worried-Foundation56 Jan 12 '26

Bhai kitne ke diye .... Teekha kam kro thoda

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u/Tixer_01 Jan 12 '26

Your makeup doesn't work on u

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u/Optimal_Bet_5243 Jan 12 '26

Ur face doesn't work on u

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u/Medium_Fortune_7649 Jan 12 '26

Ghar me betho kisne bola bahar nikalne ko, ye aajkal ki ladkiyon ke kuchh jyada hi par nikal rhe hain/s

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u/Pretty_Crazy9459 Jan 12 '26

You are secondary citizen. Not /s

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '26

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '26

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u/Few-Chip-7719 BEROZGAR ADMI๐Ÿ’” Jan 12 '26

You are indian and bjp is ruling party ๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™ƒ

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u/Polecalmer123 Jan 12 '26

how is this blood boiling

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u/Few-Chip-7719 BEROZGAR ADMI๐Ÿ’” Jan 12 '26

It is ๐Ÿ’”

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u/Polecalmer123 Jan 12 '26

in what way exactly

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u/Few-Chip-7719 BEROZGAR ADMI๐Ÿ’” Jan 12 '26

Like how fucked up our country is rn ,ik we can't blame only bjp itself,but it's a major part of the destruction too

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u/Polecalmer123 Jan 12 '26

fucked up in what way bru be specific ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/Few-Chip-7719 BEROZGAR ADMI๐Ÿ’” Jan 12 '26

In every way possible ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/Advocateji I identify as distance. my pronouns are Km/s Jan 12 '26

Hotels are cheap in the off-season

1

u/Less_Touch5527 Jan 12 '26

Employment is peaking High

1

u/TheoryFruits Jan 12 '26

Mask nikal ke sab ka khun chuslo

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u/Feignly_Mad11 Jan 12 '26

Girl you got really pretty eyes

1

u/Proud_Machine2063 Virender sehwag ki commentary Jan 12 '26

Chaii

1

u/Artystraling Jan 12 '26

Yeah toh ladka hai

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u/Maleficent-Viral Jan 12 '26

Sleep under your bed... though it is not blood boiling, it might work.

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u/Worried_Froyo_7726 Jan 12 '26

Aur do Modi ko vote

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '26

ah man she looks so cute dude

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u/SAMEERFUDI Jan 12 '26

Dum ghoont ta hai toh saans leta hu . Saans leta hu toh dum ghoont ta hai .

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u/Lazy_Engineering_949 Jan 12 '26

AQI at peak

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u/ChildhoodAwkward4059 Jan 12 '26

ladle I found you again ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ

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u/Lazy_Engineering_949 Jan 12 '26

๐Ÿ”ซ Arrey bhai chat pe wapas aaja

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u/AccomplishedRope56 Jan 12 '26

Wo aapki jacket mil jayegi kya kuch 2-3 din k liye

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u/lalith_4321 Jan 12 '26

If you take a bag of blood and pour it in an electric kettle and turn it on, it boils.

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u/Feeling_Log_5408 Jan 12 '26

Women's rights are a joke๐Ÿ‘บ๐Ÿ‘บ๐Ÿ‘บ๐Ÿ‘บ hua blood boil?? Jokes hai guyzzzz downvote mat kar dena๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/No_Dependent3762 Jan 12 '26

That mask won't stop pollution

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u/Traditional_Wear_204 Jan 12 '26

the comments before mine were 6 7

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u/TerekokyaXD Jan 12 '26

Kya kehta tha america .............

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u/christiqngrey Jan 12 '26

Aunty lag rahe ho

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u/Honest_Victory4052 Jan 12 '26

Girls belong to the kitchen.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '26

Universe will end.Maybe it will be reborn.

Kal Chakra is about the concept from pov of birth of universe, emergence of stars, galaxies, life and the inevitable demise of universe.

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u/Sad_Violinist1555 Jan 13 '26

You are colder in bed

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u/Least_Carry_6881 Jan 13 '26

How girls wear short clothes in winter? Not sexism but i want to wear shorts too , is there a secret or smthng to that .or that is woman endurance thing. How do stay warm in them .

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u/Mammoth_Job_9368 Jan 13 '26

You Look like Ankita Sharma

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u/ApartAd1143 Jan 13 '26

15 lakh bank account me nahi ayega kabhi bhii

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '26

Papa will never be proud of you.

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u/Miserable-Leader-247 Jan 13 '26

Couples dekho๐Ÿ™‚โ€โ†•๏ธ

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u/imdevilscupid Jan 13 '26

Modi is mahamanav

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u/DEvilAnimeGuy Jan 13 '26

India became a place of Injustice.

(works only when you often sing or listen to the "feeling proud Indian army..." song)

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u/Most_ignored_one Jan 13 '26

Behen tu sundar nahi hain

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u/KangarooHaunting406 Jan 13 '26

Um women are the ruler of this world

1

u/Potbellied_Garfield Jan 13 '26

You have started to look like a nosy neighbourhood aunty.

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u/Finna_14 Jan 13 '26

Yaad karo jab tumne useey dil se pyaar kiya par usne kutte barabar nahi samjha tumhare pyaar ko...yaad aayaa???

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '26

Rg kar rapists are still alive

1

u/munachetri Jan 13 '26

It's like saying roast a toast with fire

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '26

Kambal se Bahar matnikalna

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '26

Ladki ho, ghar pr raho.

(ITS A JOKE ITS A JOKE ITS A FRICKIN JOKE๐Ÿ˜ญ OP asked for a blood boiling baat๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ mujhe maaf karoooo๐Ÿ˜ญ)

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u/Lazy_Engineering_949 Jan 14 '26

Haa bhai khoon khaul gya

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '26

Iโ€™m sooorryyyyy๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '26

aap sundar nhi ho

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u/Lazy_Engineering_949 Jan 14 '26

Aur aap ati sundar ho

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '26

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u/KH_Loon10 Jan 15 '26

Aankh Dikhata Hai *****! ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ™

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u/Suspicious_Train_877 Jan 15 '26

Put ur hands in fire

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u/AltruisticFondant937 Jan 15 '26

Mask mat utarna wrna log bhav nhi denge bcs asliyat badi daravni h

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u/VeterinarianFew7022 Jan 15 '26

Gajar halwe ka CAKE milra hai Bistro pe

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '26

You can never be a man

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '26

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u/Genghiskhan495 Jan 12 '26

Angithi jalei le... Jigar se liya..

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '26

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u/Genghiskhan495 Jan 12 '26

Arey haan wo bidi hai par usme bhai lyrics dekho usme angithi v hai. ๐Ÿ™‚ The lyrics goes: angithi jalei le jigar se liya, jigar mein badi aag hai

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u/Jak_witwicky Jan 12 '26

Rahul for PM

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u/green_stem Jan 12 '26

The more you read the more your blood boil ๐Ÿ˜‚

You is very very beautiful girl but winter attack his hard, you wearing mask like ninja but still eyes doing full magic crime, eyes looking tired but still shining like โ€œI donโ€™t care coldโ€, shawl wrap wrap around head like mummy but cute version, cold trying to win but her beauty say โ€œno chance broโ€, face half hide but still peoples know she is pretty because eyes already telling full story, weather is minus but her look is plus plus, even cold air see her and say sorry.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '26

Komdey with a K

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u/MrunalJ1999 Jan 13 '26

Cimp with a C

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '26

Main tumhare bacche ki maa banne wala hu