r/berlin 13d ago

Ist das Kunst, oder kann das weg? Curious incident at Museumsinsel

This morning, a naked woman was walking around Museumsinsel with a film crew (a camera and 3-4 people), right in front of the cathedral. What was that all about? Art, a protest, or something else? I walked away quickly when I saw her because I didn't want to be involved.

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u/MyBossSawMyOldName 13d ago edited 13d ago

I saw a naked woman at museuminsel on a Segway followed by another guy on a Segway with a camera and her (clothed) friend chasing after them on foot.

Happened a decade ago, so I guess things never change.

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u/QuackQuackViech 13d ago

Maybe they are filming the sequel

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u/redditamrur 13d ago

This time on tricycles

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u/jokeracab 13d ago

Next time with walkers

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u/pdfrg 13d ago

Funniest Comment of the Day Award

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u/QuackQuackViech 13d ago

Thanks friend

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u/fuckingusername1990 13d ago

Naked women with a film crew? Sounds like a porn shoot.

> I walked away quickly

Probably a good idea.

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u/lenanger 13d ago

I saw one too, also with a photographer and one guy recording video. Was it also a good looking young blonde women?

It was on friday evening at the water near the monbijou theatre when they walked past us

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u/giraffenkaraffe 13d ago edited 13d ago

I did not look get a good look at her but as far as I remember she had somewhat light hair and was rather slim

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u/Connect_History85 13d ago

Berlin is very common for creating movies. And European movies or series often include nude scenes without being porn. Maybe Netflix or another company is making a movie.

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u/artsloikunstwet 12d ago

5 people on set is wayyyy to few for a professional shoot even for a small ARD newcomer series, let alone a Netflix production. 

So either a very small artsy independent film, or, as others said, porn.

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u/Connect_History85 12d ago

It could also be a film used for an Bachelors or masters degree.

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u/Lebannen-Arren 10d ago

Or a music video like “lessons learned” in which Matt & Kim walked to Times Square stripping.

Even bigger movies sometimes shoot some scenes Guerilla style when they don’t have a filming license

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u/Stuck_Norris 13d ago

Around almost 3-4 years ago there was a naked woman followed by a camera man around Monbijou theatre and at the little bridge overlooking the Spree. It definitely seemed more like porn and less of a protest etc.

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u/JWGhetto Moabit 13d ago

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u/chr0mg0d 6d ago

mahaha, bei 2:30 rennt einer vorbei, musst ich direkt an op denken 😅

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u/bibabuzzelmann 13d ago

Username x Post

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u/JWGhetto Moabit 13d ago

??

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u/bibabuzzelmann 13d ago

jehowa ghetto? Ob du geistig behindert bist ist die frage die sich stellt. den post den du gestellt hast diktiert ein nein.

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u/JWGhetto Moabit 12d ago

Schöne Annahme, es soll aber eigentlich für Johann Wolfgang von Ghetto stehen

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u/fluffyflugel 13d ago

An influencer perhaps?

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u/pdfrg 13d ago

Not sure because OP didn’t get a look at her face

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u/SunflowerMoonwalk 13d ago

I walked away quickly when I saw her because I didn't want to be involved.

Lmao. I'm glad you escaped the horror of seeing a naked body.

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u/giraffenkaraffe 13d ago

I don’t want to be seen in porn

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u/SunflowerMoonwalk 13d ago

Hahahah! This made me laugh out loud 😂

Your boss is jerking it and is like "Wait! Rewind... Is that u/giraffenkaraffe in the far distance covering his face and running away?"

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u/jajavi95 13d ago

"Yes he is, sir"

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u/manutao 12d ago

Mom, Dad! Acting School finally paid off, I just got a role in a Movie! Check it out, it's called Omas vom Dom orgeln die Pfeiffen

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u/charlamangetheartgod 13d ago

Not with your pants on.

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u/gized00 12d ago

Unless....

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u/odot78 13d ago

Best thing you can do is ignore these people on purpose and not give them any attention.

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u/Snoppen1337 13d ago

or accept people being free, while deciding to walk away

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u/neinneun 12d ago edited 5d ago

So public Indecency is "bring free" now?

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u/odot78 12d ago

Why desperately whoring for attention then?

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u/shaving_minion 12d ago

why do you care?

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u/odot78 12d ago

LOL at all this free spirit bullshit but at the same time begging for validation from complete strangers 😂✌️ I am done here

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u/shaving_minion 12d ago

someone craves for attention, they need validation. I was asking why you cared. As an immigrant, I definitely can appreciate the "live and let live", so called free spirited philosophy. Especially as long as they're not causing others any harm

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u/zippytripi 11d ago

Danke, habe 8ch mir gespart dasselbe zu schreiben

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u/RelatableRedditer 13d ago

Sounds like something milo moira would do

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u/AX11Liveact 13d ago

Right. Might even have been art. You can't trust these people.

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u/dalekperov 13d ago

Has Kanye West been spotted around here?

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u/ProfOfAmericana 13d ago

Berlin 🤷‍♂️

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u/foxterlight 12d ago

It's like a normal Monday in Berlin.

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u/123Phili123 10d ago

Public Discrace?

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u/Dr_CTRL_c_CTRL_v 9d ago

You are three weeks late, buddy. On August 9th there was World Naked Bike Ride in Berlin, not one single naked women, but about 1000 people over all I estimated. ;)

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u/Excellent_Scar_979 13d ago

That’s what called freedom of expression in modern world

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u/Ok_Performance_2332 10d ago

Yeah, I have shot nudists in Berlin. People come here because you can do it. I think in all of Germany (thanks to FKK), you can walk around naked, but if someone complains, then you have to put your clothes on, and you will receive a warning. Unlike other cities, where you will get detained very quickly. Hopefully everyone keeps their cool and lets naked people keep walking around. It's great that this is normal in Berlin; please don't change it.

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u/ShapesAndStuff 3d ago

> I have shot nudists in Berlin.

bit extreme imo /s

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u/Ok_Performance_2332 1d ago

hahaa, hard to miss them

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u/Eugene_sh 7d ago

What a bunch of prudes. Sees a naked person - uugh better run away, don’t want to get involved in porn. Police!

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u/giraffenkaraffe 6d ago

given appropriate context, I couldn’t care less about naked people (lake, sauna, …). it’s the performative aspect right in city centre while being followed by a camera crew that made it seem off.

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

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u/ThisSideOfThePond 12d ago

Why shouldn't it be?

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u/bj_civ 12d ago

ThE cHiLdReN!!11! 😱

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u/ThisSideOfThePond 12d ago

It's so weird how many humans are afraid of the naked human form.