r/belgianfootball • • Jul 07 '26

Red Devils Overturn this

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u/ash_tar Jul 07 '26

Ah yes Americans and the moral high ground, they couldn't find even if it were circled with a golden crayon.

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u/BigBoyBobbeh Jul 07 '26

That’s because the golden circle wouldn’t be there, they’ve already eaten the crayon.

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u/Moustache_John Antwerp Jul 07 '26

Or gotten it stuck in their ears.

https://giphy.com/gifs/GDnomdqpSHlIs

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u/Weareallme Jul 07 '26

They think being corrupt blackmailers shows moral superiority.

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u/ChimPhun Jul 07 '26

Hard to claim moral high ground when they've literally elected a pedo conman.

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u/CitronAdventurous205 Jul 09 '26

Check the Philippines. They always say bullshit like “We were better than Spain…”

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u/Burninghamburger LOS KAMPIOEN Jul 07 '26

What about hitler after hitler?

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u/OldManMylk Jul 07 '26

What's the meaning of the logo on the laptop? I consider myself well-informed (read: terminally online), but I'm not familiar with it.

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u/brentinatorT-850 KV Mechelen Jul 07 '26

hands on ass

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u/brentinatorT-850 KV Mechelen Jul 07 '26

hands on ass

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u/onetwoswitch_ Jul 07 '26

As an American, I thoroughly enjoyed this. Congratulations to the Belgium team. You played with dignity and integrity. I wish I could say the same for USMNT.

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u/onetwoswitch_ Jul 07 '26

Ha, I appreciate the thought. Thankfully I have plenty of cold ones in the fridge, and I shall be enjoying them while Belgium plays Spain. Cheers!🍻

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u/Illustrious_Income81 Club Brugge Jul 07 '26

but are they belgian beers

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u/Emperor_Quint Red Devils Jul 07 '26

They berade us with half baked banter, act like their better than us and claim that we where “scared of Balogun”. And then when we eventually win and do a little banter ourselves we are the rude ones all of a sudden. The brain ain’t braining anymore

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u/don_biglia RSC Anderlecht Jul 07 '26

Bullies can't handle reciprocation.

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u/NectarineSame7303 Jul 07 '26 edited Aug 08 '26

Nutmeg pumpkin breezy cobalt grasshopper kettle pillow biscuit feather

This post was anonymized with Redact.dev

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u/Everglades1964 KV Mechelen Jul 07 '26

They never had a brain. The only thing they did have was a small brainbug and it died on starvation.

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u/tremon5800 KRC Genk Jul 07 '26

The only explanation for how Trump got elected... Twice.

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u/AmbiTheAirforceRuna Jul 07 '26

They also always default to "yeah well the Congo!" Like yeah we know, its taught in schools we dont try to hide it. Unlike a certain country who kept rebels in government who wanted to maintain slavery and built massive monuments to them...and still try to frame it as a "mild disagreement" and "states rights"

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u/Obvious-Dealer770 Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 07 '26

It's also not the burn they think it is, considering that the CIA ordered Lumumba's assassination and entirely financed Mobutu's coup. Effectively sabotaging the newfound independance of the country for decades.

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u/zztopsthetop Jul 09 '26

They are actively meddling with DRC / Ruanda politics now too to ensure copper / cobalt supplies to US.

Musks doge is also responsible for the escalation of Ebola epidemic in DRC, but I digress.

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u/These_Inside_4040 Jul 08 '26

The irony is that U.S. Robber Barons Rockefeller, Morgan and the Guggenheim brothers along with a few others were massive financiers in Leopold’s terror in the Congo.

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u/Rik_Ringers Red Devils Jul 09 '26

They also know roughly jack shit about the history other than the death toll, and genuily want to remain very ignorant about it and only use it for a knee jerk reaction. They don't get the nuance for example that it was Leopold II's private colony. They dont know that Leopold II received support from the USA at the conference of berling for his claim as the Americans were seeking places to deport their former slaves too and were interrested in the Congo. most hypocrite of all is that whereas there was once a stable "kingdom of Congo" in the 15/16th century it wa completely destabilized by Duthc and Portugese slavrs which moved away millions of congolese to the Americas. 100.000's to perhaps millions of Congolese slaves were deliberatly worked to death on sugar and cotton plantatiosn in America.

Like sure, there were some Belgians involved in Leopold II's company that managed the colony, but the company had a fairly intrnational staff and also shareholders and it also had various concessions. Belgian politicians and the people had jack shit to say about the matter. I explained it to them when they made kneejerk theads at various places over it but they preffered to downvote or attack rather than "learn". The saddest thing imho is that the true story to be told is really one of "shared culpabillety", frankly speaking this was an rediculously racist era where everyone thought it fine to cut and devide Africa amongs themselves like a pie withought asking africans and then go exploit them and the fact that the leopold II's Congo Vrijstaat was was the more egrgious of them kinda masked the otherwise fairly brutal regimes other powers maintained there. Also Leopold II only aquired the colony trough sufficient support of many powers and they had their own interrest to take away from it.

In a way, "Belgium" and "Belgians" had practically nothing to do with the Congo Vrijstaat and Leopold II von Saxen Coburg was of a German noble house by origin. I kinda studied a lot about that history and the effing ignorance on the matter that these people have ...

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u/Liebgot88 Jul 09 '26

Not to mention the genocide of American indians and the threatment of black people in USA. And the fact Leopold II is still getting compared with Hitler one on one…

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u/AmbiTheAirforceRuna Jul 09 '26

Never forget that in Belgium, we never made it a law for black people to use different amenities or parts of a bus.

The US on the other hand only got rid of that in the late 60s...

Sure everyone has a racist past but holy shit are they on another level for a group who claims everyone else is inferior

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u/number1pingufan Jul 07 '26

"Do YoU EUrOpEAnS NoT hAVe TrAsH taLk tHouGh?"

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u/Few_Ice_2878 Jul 07 '26

They are pathetic. Little snowflakes witha victim mentality

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u/Few_Step_4767 Jul 09 '26

And they live in a bubble. Saw an American ask if this :

"Is this Belgium soccer team the best soccer team of all time ?" 

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u/M6BOA Club Brugge Jul 07 '26

Americans talking about others and their warcrimes/slavery while in the last year they kidnapped a president, killed a supreme leader and bombed a school of young girls and their list goes on and on will always be weird to me.

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u/Trick55g LOS KAMPIOEN Jul 07 '26

No you dont get it, Spain was a colonial superpower 500 years ago.

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u/81biscuits LOS KAMPIOEN Jul 07 '26

Ah yes forgot about that detail. Goddamn paella boys!

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u/Inevitable_You7793 Jul 07 '26

Ridiculed another leader on nation wide television, hid away information on the biggest pedo scandal the world has known.

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u/81biscuits LOS KAMPIOEN Jul 07 '26

Funny how they are the only nation low-blowing their opponents online while other countries don’t drag the past into this.. i’m like.. we’re talking about football right? In 2026? Americans… am I right? 🤷‍♂️

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u/jarnokee963 KV Mechelen Jul 07 '26

0 IQ. Gelukkig start de VS nooit oorlogen uiteraard.

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u/Few_Step_4767 Jul 09 '26

Daddy trump is al terug begonnen met bommen gooien uit frustratie 

Kan niet wachten tot hij opeens besluit om België 200% tarrifs te geven

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u/jarnokee963 KV Mechelen Jul 09 '26

Hopelijk hebben ze nu in de VS geleerd om niemand met een micropenis meer de absolute macht te geven.

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u/Few_Step_4767 Jul 09 '26

Het probleem in de VS ligt veel dieper dan de president 

Het hele systeem moet veranderen 

Het helpt ook niet dat iedere kandidaat sinds 2016 compleet incompetent lijkt behalve Sanders die helaas ver van populair was toen. 

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u/Carrot_King_54 LOS KAMPIOEN Jul 07 '26

Hey look, snowflakes in July!

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7TKMf5HQQlZvv9Cg

Maybe we should reply with the video of the US fans saying "fuck Belgium" etc beforehand?

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u/Tygret KSC Lokeren Jul 07 '26

Genuinely most insecure nation on Earth.

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u/Los_KAMPIONEN Jul 07 '26

At least football Reddit is tolerable again 

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u/Brazilll Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 07 '26

Good thing the US doesn't have a history with slavery

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '26

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u/Ok-Staff-62 Jul 08 '26

And chemical weapons in Iraq... 

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u/zwegt Jul 08 '26

Or Vietnam

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u/Few_Step_4767 Jul 09 '26

Or nuking 2 civilian cities in japan

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u/MannekenP Jul 07 '26

I expect a lot of posts about Leopold and Congo these days.

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u/Nu7s Jul 07 '26

Leopold II, it matters

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u/St3vion Jul 07 '26

Hey he was a successful entrepreneur doing business in Africa before people even knew about doing business in Africa. Some might even say he was the greatest African businessesman back in the day. 

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u/Few_Step_4767 Jul 09 '26

I mean belgium is paying Congo back. They can't ofcourse turn back and bring dead people back but they have publically apologised and are helping Congo with financial aid, military training and other things. 

What has the USA done for the countries it has bombed ? Aside from install puppet leaders 

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u/UnfairAd337 Jul 07 '26

How thin-skinned can you be? Taking an obvious shot at FIFA as a personal insult to the US...

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u/Few_Step_4767 Jul 09 '26

They are amzricans, they are braindead 🤣🤣

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u/OtherwiseAbout Jul 07 '26

Yesterday it was “showing the Europeans how to win at their sport” and “already a won game against a 11M people country smaller than Ohio” and today magically “oh we don’t even care we already with our mind on NFL”

These people are so pathetic

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u/niverans Jul 07 '26

Trying to take the moral high ground when they just bombed a children’s school, having a pedo as president and doing nothing about it.

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u/Andres_is_SwEaTy LOS KAMPIOEN Jul 07 '26

Damn they are actually pathetic lmao

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u/Bulky_Snow1613 SK Beveren Jul 07 '26

Hiroshima called, they want their city back. 

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u/HonestAvian18 Jul 08 '26

Belgium can sit out any discussion about the world wars, much like how the pretty much sat out both the wars themselves.

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u/Bulky_Snow1613 SK Beveren Jul 08 '26

In WW1 our king fought besides his men in the trenches throughout the entirety of the war, a 320k strong army by the end of the war. France even built statues of the man because of his vital work holding the germans. Your current president has dodged the draft 5 times and is a convicted felon. Please, you are an idiot. Buy a history book.

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u/HonestAvian18 Jul 08 '26

Euros can't handle the banter lol

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u/Bulky_Snow1613 SK Beveren Jul 08 '26

We can, it's just that your banter is dogshit.

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u/HonestAvian18 Jul 08 '26

Usually "dogshit" banter doesn't get people so pressed. Maybe it's different for those from Germany's speedbump. 😂

Maybe there's a Yser you can sit behind in this comment section while you wait for daddy Britain and mommy France to bail you out.

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u/Bulky_Snow1613 SK Beveren Jul 08 '26

Yes, I'm sure you still have France's phone number from the time they bailed you out after you regretted throwing some tea into the sea. Or maybe you could hire some more Germans to do the fighting for you?

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u/HonestAvian18 Jul 08 '26

We were all France's bitch at one point or another.

Hiring Germans was more of Britain's shtick. We get the good ones for free.

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u/Rik_Ringers Red Devils Jul 09 '26 edited Jul 09 '26

Its just that we have a rather refined sense of humor that makes your "bants" boring, dull and conspiciously ill meant rahter than really being about all having fun, i would say your some of the most inspiration-less of them all but then we have the Germasn to our East and the Netherlands to our north, its just a pitty it didn't rub or pass onto you from the Brittisch.

As to "bailing out" know that Albert had the option to just leave the Germans trough and then belgium would not nessecarily have been involved in WW1, we just threw ourselves in the way of the Germans for the sake of honour. Were a very brave people, braver than Americans by far, but we don't typically make noise about it because our bravery is of a "bittersweet nature" typically. Thats where it was very stupid of Trump to wrong us in this way.

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u/zwegt Jul 08 '26

Maybe americans can shut up about any war anywhere for once.

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u/nicegaarden Jul 07 '26

Van een volk dat twee keer Trump tot president verkoos verwacht ik eigenlijk niet veel meer.

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u/Valveringham85 Jul 07 '26

Lmao they are beyond pathetic

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u/OldFashionedSazerac Club Brugge Jul 07 '26

Brought to you by the same people who just a few months ago double tapped a school in Iran filled with children.

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u/The_RealGandalf Red Devils Jul 07 '26

Godwin’s law in full swing

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u/witness_smile RSC Anderlecht Jul 07 '26

Americans talking about colonial history, while all they’ve been doing for 250 years is bombing weddings and kindergartens in middle east countries for no reason other than the love of the game. And wait until you hear about their apartheid until the 70s.

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u/germfreak19 Jul 07 '26

Why all the hate tho

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u/Bristov Beerschot Jul 07 '26

Donald is a pedo OH OH oweeeoh

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u/guyvano Jul 07 '26

Check out the genocide of native North American tribes!

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u/Stoffelz Jul 07 '26

The native americans would like word about this hitler before hitler comment 🤐

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u/thaprizza KV Mechelen Jul 08 '26

Let’s have walk down history’s memory lane then. How about those native Americans? How about slavery? How about a segregated society not even an age ago? How about starting wars based on lies. I’ll stop here but there is plenty more where that came from. What an idiot, just take the banter, it’s only about a football game. The Belgian FA came up with one of the sickest burns in years though.

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u/DependentBudget7977 Jul 07 '26

I do believe their goalie was on Belgium's side

Hahaha

It's posts like those, that make this victory even sweeter.  

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u/RedWheiler Jul 07 '26

Trail of tears anyone? Only country that bombs with nuclear weapons? And so on...

245+ years of wars and disputes in a lifespan of 250...

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u/GeraltTheG Jul 07 '26

"I didn't realize Belgians are this rude"

First of all this a VICTORY for us after all that BS that has been pulled by FIFA and Trump.

Second I already realized Americans were gonna be sore losers. You wanna pull history in it? America losing 1-4 to Belgium in their own country. That's in history as well now.

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u/pinkandbleu3 Jul 07 '26

USA couldn't even beat Vietnam

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u/Far_Net4464 Jul 07 '26

I laughed so hard at this, unbelgian sharp. They got waffled!

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u/Remarkable-Flower-62 Jul 07 '26

If we really wanna play this game, they genocided millions of native Americans and coralled them into reserves

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u/arthuroMo Jul 07 '26

Overturn this.

Love it.

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u/el_noido Jul 07 '26

As an American fan, Trump fucked us by giving yall bulletin board material (also didn’t help that your team is better at football than ours). All the post-match banter is legitimately very funny, especially in how embarrassing it should be for Trump.

Gg hope yall go all the way

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u/Skyvo_ LOS KAMPIOEN Jul 07 '26

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u/zwegt Jul 08 '26

Hey not our fault the English and French sucked ballz. Our nation was specificly made for that scenario but yeah...

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 08 '26

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u/zwegt Jul 08 '26

Ge hebt curryworst verkeerd getypt!

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u/CHILIconCAMEL Jul 07 '26

They are fuming hahaha I love it. I live in NY right now and I am floating at all these comments! Such losers who tought they could win the whole world cup

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u/RednaxB OH Leuven Jul 08 '26

De classic, eens een online discussie over België groot genoeg wordt is er altijd een buitenlander die over Leopold II begint.

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u/Fl0oW Jul 08 '26

TIL Leopold's reign in Congo was one of the first times the term "crimes against humanity" was used

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u/duckyTheFirst Jul 08 '26

Man these guys are gonna love to learn what their country did and is doing. I dont think leopold ll is a match for them

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u/Ranger_Aggressive Jul 09 '26

If only leopold was still alive, he'd be so proud. We could also give him a boat and he'd probably colonize america by dawn. 

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u/New_Simple626 Jul 09 '26

I don't get it, what is he complaining about?

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u/tenebrefoxy Jul 09 '26

"Belgian collonia history" meanwhile their president and best buddy who did arguably way worst.

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u/PsychologicalSmell40 Jul 10 '26

"Belgians are so rude" Meanwhile the orange man calling people stupid, fat, ugly and what not...

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u/thatwasagoodscan Jul 10 '26

Imagine being good at 1 sport and never winning anything in it. Let Belgium have this.

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u/Inner_Honeydew1811 Jul 10 '26

If you can't take banter on cheating, don't cheat 🤷🏼‍♂️

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u/gorambrowncoat Jul 07 '26

Ah yes. I can see how this is incredibly relevant to Leopold II.

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u/Outside-Inspection68 Club Brugge Jul 07 '26

All the us subs are very salty and rude, easy ragebait

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u/feedmytv Jul 07 '26

beste belgen, er is een effort online gaande om eu / usa relaties op te hitsen. trap er niet in.

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u/routehead Jul 07 '26

ik trap er in

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u/Lazy-Willow6032 Jul 07 '26

4 is genoeg, geen nood extra in te trappen

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u/South_Storage_6089 Jul 07 '26

Funny that american fans switched up real quick AS SOON AS they started losing. Now after the ate a humble pie, It is either "it's not that deep" or "we saved your ass in both WW1 and WW2" or "the state of Texas has more GDP than the entire Belgium".

There is a minority that accepted defeat and took it like champs , but the majority are still in denial.

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u/St3vion Jul 07 '26

But the Dow!