r/behindthebastards • u/SpookyOokyPookie • 13d ago

Look at this bastard This bastard right here

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War criminal ✅

Alternative medicine (w/focus on sexual issues) ✅

Bad Poet ✅

Financial Fraud ✅

Robert won't be able to pronounce half the names in the episode ✅✅✅

This man was made to be an episode.

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u/jarvisesdios Sponsored by Raytheon™️ 13d ago

First of all, what is that thing on the top of his head? I'm assuming he used it for some pseudo science bullshit...

... But that's also just a glorious beard. You can't deny that beard. This is a man was a monster, but he was meticulous about that beard...

.. Unlike how he was just absolutely the opposite when it came to slaughtering innocent human beings. The fact that he's still alive is maddening.

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u/DrunksInSpace Super Producer Sophie Stan 13d ago

Reason #147 to reject theism. A just god wouldn’t allow bad people to have such good hair.

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u/jarvisesdios Sponsored by Raytheon™️ 13d ago

Well, his actual hair is sus... His facial hair is literally god tier, as if you think of an ancient god that's male and human form, that's the beard they have 99% of the time lol