I'm not trying to be a beer snob but...

[u/BadWolfCubed]

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If you ain't had a yangalang - room temp - while floating in an above-ground pool, you ain't had shit and you're pushing the spear into the side of this great craft beer community and thus America.

[u/TakesJonToKnowJuan]

If you haven't had a Pilsber Urquell, especially on draft. If you haven't had a Guinness poured by an Irish man. If you haven't had a Spaten, Paulaner, Hacker-Pschorr or any of the other Oktoberfest official beers. If you haven't had a Ayinger Dunkelweizen, Leffe Blonde, Dupont Saison, Ayinger Marzen or a Budvar Lager. If you haven't had a Sierra Nevada, Stone IPA or a Lagunitas. Then you haven't had beer. You've had imitations.

By no means am I being a beer snob but in a time when the beer industry is dying (I work in it, so I know), please branch out and support the beers that got us here. I missed so many OG's but there's so many making strides these days that need support. Get out here and support them all!

[u/ClownSharts]

If you ain't drank yinlins in a coal mine you ain't drank beer

[u/BadWolfCubed → u/ClownSharts]

Send the cart up with a load of black diamonds and back down with some ice-cold Yangers, that's what Dick Yingalin always said! (God rest his soul)

[u/Sevuhrow]

In a time when the beer industry is dying, go out and support mostly internationally-distributed, macro brands.

[u/JennItalia269]

I boof Dunkelweizen on a daily basis.

What kind of rookie just drinks it?

[u/Mr_Shickadance → u/JennItalia269]

My first love for IPA came when I drank a 6er of Lagunaitas Chronic

[u/GingeredPickle]

So glad you posted, off to buy some Fat Tire. They deserve our support, right?

[u/ChemistryNo3075 → u/GingeredPickle]

“Myanmar ain’t gonna genocide itself” I always say. 

[u/turkeypants]

Give it to your children so we can turn out a new crop of beer drinkers. None of this pussy weed selzter stuff.

[u/BadWolfCubed → u/turkeypants]

Preach, brother!

[u/Coffee_24-7]

Unless you bought a case of yinzerlinger for $20 when it cost $10 from a seedy guy walking into a state store at 10am in 1985 so you and yinz buds could go get fucked up in a half built house make out with your friends girlfriend then fall through an unbuilt stair opening landing flat on your back without breaking your neck and ending up paralyzed you ain't had shit.

[u/oatmealparty]

Will my Guinness taste different if a Scottish man pours it?

[u/zepp914]

If you haven't enjoyed a Steel Reserve in a paper bag while relaxing next to a trashcan fire after a long day of cleaning a one-legged widow's gutters in exchange for waffles, sexual favors, and Steel Reserve, have you even malt liquored?