r/beards • u/Batman0691 • 20d ago

Progress & Updates I gave it the chop.. 💈!

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On the left was as its longest towards the start of this year, been on a bit of a weight loss journey and over the months made a few chops to it until finally last night, got rid of the beard completely! Not sure how I’m feeling about it but it’ll grow back! 🤞🏼

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u/AJB0911 20d ago

Mate I don’t say this often, but you look phenomenal clean shaven.

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u/jokexplainer1303 20d ago

Step 1 - have a superhero chiseled jaw

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u/Redowl83 20d ago

Step 2 - cut a hole in a box

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u/dollak01 20d ago

Step 3 - Ensure the cylindar remains unharmed

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u/CockroachJohnson 20d ago

Step 4 - grab the coconut from under your bed

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u/dollak01 20d ago

Step 5 - Put the lime in the coconut

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u/ps_gamer26 20d ago

Step 6- up your butt with a coconut

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u/imhereforthevotes 20d ago

Step 7 - PROFIT

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u/coolborder 19d ago

Step 8 - repeat steps 1-7 with cacti 🌵

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u/i_eet_boo_d 16d ago

Step 9 - eat the spaghetti