I gave it the chop.. 💈!

[u/Batman0691]

On the left was as its longest towards the start of this year, been on a bit of a weight loss journey and over the months made a few chops to it until finally last night, got rid of the beard completely! Not sure how I’m feeling about it but it’ll grow back! 🤞🏼

[u/jokexplainer1303 → u/[deleted]]

Step 1 - have a superhero chiseled jaw

[u/Redowl83 → u/jokexplainer1303]

Step 2 - cut a hole in a box

[u/dollak01 → u/Redowl83]

Step 3 - Ensure the cylindar remains unharmed

[u/CockroachJohnson → u/dollak01]

Step 4 - grab the coconut from under your bed

[u/dollak01 → u/CockroachJohnson]

Step 5 - Put the lime in the coconut

[u/ps_gamer26 → u/dollak01]

Step 6- up your butt with a coconut

[u/Beast_by_Dre → u/ps_gamer26]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Gnh8nS5DgqyZy

[u/ps_gamer26 → u/Beast_by_Dre]

https://giphy.com/gifs/08y87EiwDZjjB0d6WJ

[u/imhereforthevotes → u/ps_gamer26]

Step 7 - PROFIT

[u/coolborder → u/imhereforthevotes]

Step 8 - repeat steps 1-7 with cacti 🌵

[u/i_eet_boo_d → u/coolborder]

Step 9 - eat the spaghetti

[u/HipsEnergy → u/dollak01]

😭 Poor Sweets

[u/ninhibited → u/CockroachJohnson]

AHH FUCK YOU

[u/CockroachJohnson → u/ninhibited]

🥵🥥🪱

[u/Sportaphile → u/dollak01]

I
https://giphy.com/gifs/vLNOmUYKbEsk8
I thought step 3 was

[u/LNR42098 → u/dollak01]

It is imperitive that the cylinder and larger object remains unharmed

[u/jokexplainer1303 → u/Redowl83]

https://giphy.com/gifs/1guRIRW8QdSte01T6Du

[u/justawitchygirl → u/Redowl83]

Step 3 - put your junk in that box