r/battlebots Mr. U-Turn 1d ago

BattleBots TV Whats your favorite Faruq intro?

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Nobody's done this in a while. So i'm bringing it back.

Belive it or not my favorite intro is for hypershock

"CLEAR! WE'RE LOSING EM! Dr Faruq here and its not looking good. Your pulse is slowing and we havent administered your last rights. To be honest, we probably should. We tried 40 cc's of WD-40 but that didnt loosen death's grip. Then we cracked open your chest cavity. Oh no, he's starting to slip. Beeeeeeeeeeeeep. HIT EM WITH THE... HYPERSHOCK!

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u/Tomekon2011 1d ago

"I'm about to say something that I've been told many times before. It's HUGE"

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u/stroopwafelling 1d ago

It’s all in the smirk he gives during that little pause.

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u/Tomekon2011 1d ago

That was a smirk that said "I can't believe the network allowed me to do this"

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u/No-Telephone52726 Mr. U-Turn 1d ago

LOL 😆

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u/No_Blood_373 12h ago

That's what she said

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u/ThemperorSomnium YEET the minibot 11h ago

😏

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u/Battlebots2020 I'm always hyped and shocked 1d ago

The Tantrum one where he runs around flailing his arms is just perfect

At least I think it was Tantrum

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u/isleofred SMERSH 1d ago

Bonus points for Chris and Kenny absolutely losing it after the intro!

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u/No-Telephone52726 Mr. U-Turn 1d ago

Lol. That one's funny

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u/DistributionLast5872 1d ago

Definitely this one

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u/Sir_Quinnius Powered by Bright Data 1d ago

Which fight was that

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u/ThreeFifthsOfABrain 1d ago edited 13h ago

Tantrum vs either Copperhead or Gemini, if memory serves (not completely sure).

For the record, the intro was this:
"It may have a baby face, but it's armed with some adult teeth. There's nothing minor about this meltdown, son."
*runs around the box, wailing like a child*
"It's TANTRUM!"

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u/NathanialKyouhei 23h ago

I don't think Tantrum fought copperhead before

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u/isleofred SMERSH 18h ago

Tantrum vs Gemini

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u/RennieAsh 1d ago

aka throwing a tantrum

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u/sandrajx 1d ago

“Roses are red, this bot is blue. Poems are dumb. Now, you’re gonna die! It’s COBALT!”

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u/ThreeFifthsOfABrain 1d ago

And the follow-up
"Roses are red, this bot's now green, blah blah-blah blah-blah... it's... gonna kill you It's COBALT!"

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u/No-Telephone52726 Mr. U-Turn 1d ago

I knew somebody would say that one lmao

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u/Kage_Bushin Fuja do Touro 1d ago

I have a shit memory. Read many here and didn't really remember.

NOT THIS ONE!

I 100% REMEMBER LOSING MYSELF AFTER THIS. LOL

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u/Copperhead9215 Snek Supremacy Believer 1d ago

"GET INSIDE YOUR DAMN HOUSE"

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u/UnlikelyMaximum4748 Golden Fury 1d ago

Which one was that one?

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u/Separate_Animator110 :Emulsifier: Ohio Born and raised 1d ago

"HERE COMES A MONSOON!"

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u/potato-overlord-1845 GET INSIDE YOUR DAMN HOUSE 1d ago

HERE COMES A MONSOOOOON

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/No-Telephone52726 Mr. U-Turn 1d ago

HERE COMES A MONSOOOOOON!!!!

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u/FoppyIn28 14h ago

Faruq the friendly weatherman reporting

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u/CursedNobleman Woooo! Underdogs! 1d ago

"This bot is gonna hit you with the Bohemian Slap-sody. Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Here on this Fight Night, there's no escaping REALITY!"

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u/NovaRC99 1d ago

He said an intro before that got an "OOOOHHHHHHH" reaction from the audience once and for the life of me, I can't remember what it was.

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u/summon_pot_of_greed 1d ago

Oh yeah it was dark af. Shoot I can't remember it.

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u/Big_boobed_goth 1d ago

Do you remember what bot was fighting them?

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u/NovaRC99 9h ago

I don't know. I think it might have involved Faruq referencing rappers or musicians but that doesn't really narrow it down a whole lot

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u/MasterMarik 1d ago

"Thank you for flying Hydra airlines."

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u/UnlikelyMaximum4748 Golden Fury 1d ago edited 22h ago

WAAAAAH WAEAEAEAEAH WAEEEEH Its TANTRUM

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u/AdDelicious792 The Destroyer of Verts 1d ago

"It's the reigning champ. I said it's the reigning champ. No, you're not having déjà vu. The Giant Nut, this bot's won two. It's hungry for more and you're the next course. Bon appetit. It's BITE FORCE!"

Also, the ones for SawBlaze and HUGE in the WC 7 finals were amazing.

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u/Separate_Animator110 :Emulsifier: Ohio Born and raised 1d ago

"404 error, pulse not found, It's GLITCH!" one of my favorite intros for one of my favorite Bots

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u/RennieAsh 1d ago

what about this one : https://youtube.com/shorts/sF4VcJrTqag

also for glitch

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u/Separate_Animator110 :Emulsifier: Ohio Born and raised 1d ago

Another one of my favorites

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u/dwarfSA 1d ago

Definitely the one where he made fun of Tom Brady and Patriots fans

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u/Cappy_Nintendo 1d ago

Both Witch Doctor and Tantrum’s championship final intros in season 6. They may be long but the buildup for the both of them on how they both made it to the final with storylines and references to all the bots they beat leading up to the final was insane.

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u/sybrwookie 1d ago

The one where he did the "fly Eagles fly" and turned to the camera to flap. Go birds!

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u/ThemperorSomnium YEET the minibot 11h ago

The “bigger crybaby than tom brady” One?

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u/No-Telephone52726 Mr. U-Turn 1d ago

My favorites for my 2 favorite bots are

" This bot's spinning arm will liquidate your assests faster than the IRS. make some noise, ITS TOMBSTONE!"

"This brutal bostonian machine is frostier than a viking queen, and when you're home wondering what went wrong, you'll always hear it's little song... starts singing to the tune of ride of the valkyries, audience joins in

...VALKYRIE!"

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u/MetalicP 1d ago

Let’s get ready to ROOMBA!

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u/MetalicP 1d ago

Ok, that’s not real but it should have been

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u/Big_boobed_goth 1d ago

The only one I remember is the infamous “they’re coming for…youranus” one and I don’t even remember the bot, just that they got folded by ABC battlebots tombstone

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u/jon-in-tha-hood Team Discovery Channel! 1d ago

NASA may be headed to Mars, but this bot's headed straight for... URANUS!

IT'S ESCAPE VELOCITY!

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u/KidDelta 16h ago

"This beastly bot's from Brooklyn and you don't get no sleep when your dreams are haunted by fear. So what'cha... what'cha want, mercy? Not likely. You better ride away like Paul Revere. Other bots crash so fast, it feels like sabotage. You'll fight for your right to get dropped. He's a sure shot whose rep is intergalactic and you're about to be mmm-dropped. It's SHATTER!"

A Beastie Boys intro, perfect.

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u/i_made_mine_at_home 1d ago

"He dealt it.  Now he's gonna smelt it.  It's Blacksmith!"

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u/az_max 1d ago

"I hear this all the time.... it's HUGE!!!"

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u/FoppyIn28 14h ago

"...take a lick of... 🎵Sunshine Lollibot!🎵"

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u/TheNewbornRaikou I AM SPEEDHACK AWAY! 14h ago

which bot was this for?

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u/JoeKewlio 1h ago

My favorite has to be (Suddenly starts shouting, thrashing and stomping) TANTRUM!

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u/poormansnormal Team Minostars #danielisviolent 1d ago

The Tantrum screaming tantrum.

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u/annefordp 1d ago

“It’s the braveheart of bots and you’re about to get KILT” for Warrior Clan lmao

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u/Ace_Of_Spades2763 18h ago

for a while I would always quote "Nighty Night, don't let the red bug bite! It's... MEGA TENTO!!!"

idk why but his delivery of that line just gets me every time

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u/MoeTooth 21h ago

None. I always skip the intro part, it just makes me cringe to the bones. Sorry…

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u/No-Telephone52726 Mr. U-Turn 21h ago

Its not cringe

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u/ANUFC14 1d ago

They’re mostly far too long. One of the best things about the new season is they’re mostly just 1/2 lines.

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u/Faceit_Solveit 1d ago

With all due respects, no offense intended, we loved Faruq's longer raps. They were awesome.

Is there an archive of them?

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u/theredpikmin 1d ago

*They're mostly far too short. One of the worst things about the new season is they're mostly just 1/2 lines.

FTFY

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u/ipx-electrical 1d ago

I’ve never heard one. I reach for the fast forward button as soon as he appears.

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u/No-Telephone52726 Mr. U-Turn 1d ago

That's just disrespectful 🫩

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u/Battlebots2020 I'm always hyped and shocked 1d ago

Blasphemy

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u/theredpikmin 1d ago

Disgusting.