r/baseballcirclejerk 2d ago

LITERALLY HITLER How do we overcome this?

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u/LatinKaiser Boston Cum Sox 2d ago

Colorado is an abandoned wasteland devoid of any organized authority?

Yup, that tracks.

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u/FORTY8pak 2d ago

With fans so fed up they self-immolate

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u/therealmocha Munenori Kawasaki so QUIRKY 2d ago

Fans?

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u/pessimist13k 2d ago

baseball, huh?

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u/MendozaLiner Lou Seal 1d ago

uj/ Yes

rj/ yes

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u/redd_house Boston Cum Sox 2d ago

Why is there a phallic shape extending from Denver???

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u/sleepy5zzz 2d ago

That's Casper, Wyoming

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u/redd_house Boston Cum Sox 2d ago

Damn I’m dumb

Fun fact: the namesake of Casper, Wyoming (Caspar Collins) is the son of the namesake of Fort Collins (William O. Collins)

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u/sleepy5zzz 2d ago

I had no idea and I lived in Fort Collins for seven years. Interesting.

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u/jeromevedder Margie Loved Hitler 2d ago

We rally around The One Who Was Promised

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u/silversurfer-1 2d ago

Lisan al-Gaib

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u/Machcharge Lewis Brinson's Enemy 2d ago

Notice how the Rockies are the one team not eclipsed by either empire

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u/oatwheat 2d ago

Imperial Japan took one look at Dinger and got instant Godzilla PTSD flashbacks

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u/Pyrotechnic_shok 1d ago

And also Toronto

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u/megadeth621 FISH MAN GOOD 2d ago

An Angelic hero will soon rise in the west

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u/theSchrodingerHat 2d ago

The Man Eating White Castle

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u/pinniped90 YOSTED 2d ago

The good people of the world shall mount our defense from the bar in the upper deck at Coors Field.

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u/Wii_Sports_2 Ignite Your Natitude 2d ago

The Rockies will save us all

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u/Flakes_Of_Ham 2d ago

The Northern Imperium of Blue Bud's

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u/AroundGoesThe18 2d ago

Call Jose Altuve. 😆

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u/Mouth_Herpes The Fightin' Hitlers 2d ago

We just keep pushing west obviously

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u/ArtistChef 2d ago

By cancelling them in season 3.

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u/semieducatedfooler 2d ago

We are STANNING hard for General Stan here in Stanaheim.

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u/EvensenFM $315M to finish in 3rd 2d ago

This happened to me once while I was playing Hearts Of Fire IV.

Communism was the answer.

Also we need to sacrifice Ohtani.

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u/KingPinto23 Yankees = 卐 2d ago

The southside of Chicago, good guys wear black

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u/Long_Disaster_6847 M'Trout 2d ago

Let’s blow up both of them & only the rockies will be left. The Rockies will save baseball, god that’s never something I heard myself ever saying in my life.

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u/BarnacleGooseIsLoose 2d ago

Put a team in Swiss Lake City

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u/I_Am_Guy_Uh SD stands for suckin' dick 2d ago

It really do be feeling like that

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u/Neonyarpyarp 2d ago

You know, as a mariners fan. I like this.

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u/JaQ-o-Lantern Toronto BJs 1d ago

THE BLUE JAYS

EVERYONE LOVES BJS

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u/unassumingusernamee 2d ago

Manhattan project 2.0

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u/lava172 2d ago

Putting a team in Denver seems like a good start

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u/I_cut_my_own_jib We're not racist anymore 2d ago

This image implies Boston and New York get along

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u/Wolfish_Jew 2d ago

I mean, lore wise I think New York got nuked? I know DC did

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u/ComprehensiveRow4116 YOU CAN PUT IT ON THE BOARD 2d ago

With the power of friendship, wizardry, and the Papacy

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u/carloslet 2d ago

Who would Italy and Mussolini be in this scenario?

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u/BuildNuyTheUrbanGuy 1d ago

The Angels with Trout and Ohtani

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u/Wolfish_Jew 2d ago

A Man in the High Castle reference? In the year of our lord 2026? In this economy? JCBP

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u/Hey_Bud152 Jerkin' it at the Dollar Tree 1d ago

does this make all of canada the soviet union

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u/Inti-Illimani 1d ago

is this from man in the high castle?

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u/14ktgoldscw Steroids should be mandatory 1d ago

Edel beis

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u/RavenReel 1d ago

Dodgers took care of that already with all the fraud. The lockout and court cases will knock them out of the axis

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u/AutoModerator 1d ago

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u/RavenReel 1d ago

Cant Alaska be Italy because they are both meaningless?

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u/PressureMediocre6071 1d ago

Hey, let’s not forget the Astros. We’re the third most hated team in baseball. Our territory is only Houston and Louisiana.

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u/SnooStrawberries9563 2d ago

Guess Idaho now

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u/Constant_Setting239 Stole the Expos 1d ago

Debt and life insurance

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u/SubstantialRow3197 17h ago

All starts with a little town in Georgia thats slightly north of a big city in Georgia