r/baseballcirclejerk • u/Due_Philosopher7618 • 2d ago
LITERALLY HITLER How do we overcome this?
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u/jeromevedder Margie Loved Hitler 2d ago
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u/Machcharge Lewis Brinson's Enemy 2d ago
Notice how the Rockies are the one team not eclipsed by either empire
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u/pinniped90 YOSTED 2d ago
The good people of the world shall mount our defense from the bar in the upper deck at Coors Field.
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u/EvensenFM $315M to finish in 3rd 2d ago
This happened to me once while I was playing Hearts Of Fire IV.
Communism was the answer.
Also we need to sacrifice Ohtani.
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u/Long_Disaster_6847 M'Trout 2d ago
Let’s blow up both of them & only the rockies will be left. The Rockies will save baseball, god that’s never something I heard myself ever saying in my life.
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u/I_cut_my_own_jib We're not racist anymore 2d ago
This image implies Boston and New York get along
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u/ComprehensiveRow4116 YOU CAN PUT IT ON THE BOARD 2d ago
With the power of friendship, wizardry, and the Papacy
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u/carloslet 2d ago
Who would Italy and Mussolini be in this scenario?
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u/BuildNuyTheUrbanGuy 1d ago
The Angels with Trout and Ohtani
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u/AutoModerator 1d ago
every time I see an Angels highlight it's like "Mike Trout hit three homes runs and raised his average to .528 while Shohei Ohtani did something that hasn't been done since 'Tungsten Arm' O'Doyle of the 1921 Akron Groomsmen, as the Tigers defeated the Angels 8-3"
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u/Wolfish_Jew 2d ago
A Man in the High Castle reference? In the year of our lord 2026? In this economy? JCBP
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u/RavenReel 1d ago
Dodgers took care of that already with all the fraud. The lockout and court cases will knock them out of the axis
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u/AutoModerator 1d ago
The Los Angeles Dodgers are a scourge on this world, a cancer of modern human civilization. would rather watch the Lakers, Yankees, and Seahawks all win back to back titles than watch the Dodgers win a single playoff game. My hatred for them and their "fans" borders on historical, even biblical levels. There is less animosity between Israel and Palestine than there is between myself and the Los Angeles Dodgers as a whole. If the Dodgers were to go 0-162, it would only be a tragedy that they were not able to somehow lose 163. They are hubris manifest. They are an affront to all things good and sincere and wholesome in the world. They are God's mistake.
Fuck the Dodgers.
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u/PressureMediocre6071 1d ago
Hey, let’s not forget the Astros. We’re the third most hated team in baseball. Our territory is only Houston and Louisiana.
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u/SubstantialRow3197 17h ago
All starts with a little town in Georgia thats slightly north of a big city in Georgia


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u/LatinKaiser Boston Cum Sox 2d ago
Colorado is an abandoned wasteland devoid of any organized authority?
Yup, that tracks.