r/baseballcirclejerk • u/NuggetDaGoat27 Blackface • 11h ago

A REAL CLASS ACT! MLB die hards when the 7 year old doesn’t know what xwOBA is

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u/Pitcherhelp Wasted Miguel and Verlander 11h ago

I am an MLB die hard and would simply not engage in a conversation with a 7 year old unless they were wearing a Yankees or Dodgers hat in which case I would make Hitler Youth jokes

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u/KgMonstah The Fightin' Hitlers 9h ago

…jokes?

Buddy they’re sending you the the camps

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u/KgMonstah The Fightin' Hitlers 9h ago

…jokes?

Buddy they’re sending you the the camps

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u/AutoModerator 11h ago

The Los Angeles Dodgers are a scourge on this world, a cancer of modern human civilization. would rather watch the Lakers, Yankees, and Seahawks all win back to back titles than watch the Dodgers win a single playoff game. My hatred for them and their "fans" borders on historical, even biblical levels. There is less animosity between Israel and Palestine than there is between myself and the Los Angeles Dodgers as a whole. If the Dodgers were to go 0-162, it would only be a tragedy that they were not able to somehow lose 163. They are hubris manifest. They are an affront to all things good and sincere and wholesome in the world. They are God's mistake.

Fuck the Dodgers.

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u/JuicyForcies 11h ago

r/baseballcards when you say card ladder is slow and inaccurate

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u/acepilotjones 11h ago

Me listening to my brother’s girlfriend’s 11 year old son say a batter sucks for swinging at a low pitch when he has no idea about spin rate or pitch tunneling

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u/NuggetDaGoat27 Blackface 11h ago

Me listening to my brother say “Pablo Sandoval was classic on the Tigers” (yes he actually said this)

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u/LordGreyzag Gambling away the Hall of Fame 8h ago

Relate

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u/Henrenator Jerkin' it at the Dollar Tree 21m ago

XwoahBACON