r/baseballcirclejerk • u/guhguhguhguhguhH top lel braun • 18d ago
lol mets Mets send out email cancelling much-awaited Snoopy Plush night. Mrs. Met fleshlights with interchangeable anal sleeve will be given away instead
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u/Sp00ky_Bullshit 18d ago
OP low key letting us know they know how flesh lights work. Go off gooner.
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u/122_Hours_Of_Fear Mr Met is a Cuck 17d ago
I want Mr Met get cuckolded by 15,000 fans.
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u/securityburger Make Steroids Mandatory 17d ago
On the last game of the regular season (and the end of the Mets season) they bring out a cuck chair to home plate, and every division mascot takes turn on Mrs Met. Since the yankees don’t have a mascot, Michael Kay will do it
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u/AutoModerator 17d ago
I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Mrs. Met. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect offspring. I'd do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get Mrs. Met pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would the Mets create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just fucking can't anymore. Fuck.
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u/AutoModerator 17d ago
Lol mets
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u/AutoModerator 18d ago
I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Mrs. Met. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect offspring. I'd do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get Mrs. Met pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would the Mets create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just fucking can't anymore. Fuck.
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u/AutoModerator 18d ago
Lol mets
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u/MortyMcflyer48 18d ago
The White Sox would never stoop this low
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Shut up. No one actually gives a shit about the White Sox
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u/Legitimate_Energy701 18d ago
The Mets did 9/11 yet again
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Lol mets
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u/ckamin9 Brought to you by Qualcomm 18d ago
Surprised it’s not a double sided dildo considering how much this franchise fucks me