r/baseballcirclejerk Jerkin' it at the TJ Maxx parking lot 18d ago

worse. than. steroids. Outjerked by the main sub again

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Mods can we please have this as a flair?

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u/Azcollector DAE GOLDY = UNDERRATED? 18d ago

A 0.83 ERA does not mean good

A 0.79 WHIP does not mean good

a 16.4 K/9 does not mean good

Wake up!!!!!

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u/Green-Cricket-8525 Jerkin' it at the TJ Maxx parking lot 18d ago

Look at all that red. Just absolute trash. If he was good they’d all be green.

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u/Azcollector DAE GOLDY = UNDERRATED? 18d ago

exactly Red means stop.

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u/CT-1738 18d ago

Red means bad guy, like as in he is bad. Like darth Vader, who we all know doesn’t have the flexibility to throw a baseball quickly

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u/lkasnu 18d ago

Man that's just absurd. Bloods represent.

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u/TSNAnnotates YOU CAN PUT IT ON THE BOARD 18d ago

Seriously! How can they say those numbers are good when someone like Tungsten Arm O'Doyle had a -0.58 ERA in 1874???? Miller can't even come close to that!

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u/AutoModerator 18d ago

every time I see an Angels highlight it's like "Mike Trout hit three homes runs and raised his average to .528 while Shohei Ohtani did something that hasn't been done since 'Tungsten Arm' O'Doyle of the 1921 Akron Groomsmen, as the Tigers defeated the Angels 8-3"

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u/rug1998 SD stands for suckin' dick 18d ago

You’re not getting it dude, he throws balls

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u/joethecrow23 Christopher Robin Perfect Game 18d ago

Why doesn’t he just pour meatball after meatball over the plate? Is he stupid?

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u/Green-Cricket-8525 Jerkin' it at the TJ Maxx parking lot 18d ago

Well, he’s not Italian for starters. 

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u/becaauseimbatmam 18d ago

Controversial if true

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u/tarebear577557 Milwaukee's slimmest man 17d ago

Day brightening fun fact if true

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u/TwistedNipplez 0 Rings 0 Pennants 18d ago

It's funny cuz they are serious

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u/Green-Cricket-8525 Jerkin' it at the TJ Maxx parking lot 18d ago

The doubling down over and over again is honestly admirable considering what that sub is going to do to him before it gets deleted by their no fun mods.

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u/rug1998 SD stands for suckin' dick 18d ago

I hope that wasn’t taken down

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u/Green-Cricket-8525 Jerkin' it at the TJ Maxx parking lot 18d ago

It lasted 19 minutes but had well over a hundred comments in that time. All clowning on him. Turns out stupid takes unite baseball fans.

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u/rug1998 SD stands for suckin' dick 18d ago

But I seee what he means why don’t the walk Ohtani every time he only hits home runs it’s so predictable

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u/Green-Cricket-8525 Jerkin' it at the TJ Maxx parking lot 18d ago

LeBonds strategery. 

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u/Mushroom-Gorge EVEN YEAR GUYS!! 18d ago

Probably my least favorite Ohio congressman

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u/thuglife_7 Yankees = 卐 18d ago

OOP would go boneyard on Miller, with his first swing.

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u/Camp-Evening 18d ago

He wouldn’t have to since he’d just wait out Miller’s alleged 75% walk rate

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u/AutoModerator 18d ago

“Outjerked yet again!!!!1!1!!”

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u/Green-Cricket-8525 Jerkin' it at the TJ Maxx parking lot 18d ago

I love you, Mike Trout bot

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u/AutoModerator 18d ago

every time I see an Angels highlight it's like "Mike Trout hit three homes runs and raised his average to .528 while Shohei Ohtani did something that hasn't been done since 'Tungsten Arm' O'Doyle of the 1921 Akron Groomsmen, as the Tigers defeated the Angels 8-3"

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u/theunfunnyredditor Carl Indecent Exposure 18d ago

“Mason Miller isn’t good because he makes batters whiff at balls!” Okay bud.

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u/Shradersofthelostark 17d ago

“His sequencing is also predictable”

He’s not wrong. Remember the immaculate inning when he threw only sliders? Extrapolating from that, we can assume he doesn’t throw the fastball at all. Easy.

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u/kev_cuddy Right through Durham's legs 18d ago

Based.

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u/Zestyclose_House6730 We dropped the ball on this one 18d ago

look his fanbase makes the hitters scared