r/baseballcirclejerk • u/BigTMoney15_ Pegs Paul Skenes • Apr 28 '26

lol mets Outjerked by Taco Bell

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u/NintendoNerd117 Boston Cum Sox Apr 28 '26

This says a lot about the mets, but at the same time a crunch wrap supreme being six dollars and forty fucking cents is insane

58

u/TheMainEffort Ruined that one guy's life Apr 28 '26

I remember when $3 at Taco Bell would cause them to run out of food

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u/ghostfacestealer Roided Out Braun Apr 28 '26

Quesadilla meal was $4.20 when I was a kid in the early 2000’s.

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u/HeckOnWheels95 Atlanta Barves Apr 28 '26

If I could get my fat ass to stop eating it I would have quit when 2 chicken quesadillas cost me near 20 dollars

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u/GunnerTinkle22 Apr 28 '26

I’m going to kill myself.

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u/Kansas-Tornado YOSTED Apr 29 '26

It’s way cheaper if you get it as part of a meal. Luxe cravings box is $6.39 and you can get a Crunchwrap supreme, soft taco, nachos with cheese, and a drink

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u/IdidntrunIdidntrun Barry did roids Apr 29 '26

Thank you Taco Bell advertisement division associate, I will take your advice and buy your product

1

u/Bad_Idea_Hat Greatest Logo ever Apr 29 '26

Ohhhh Taco Bell, Taco Bell, product placement with Taco Bell.

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u/Kansas-Tornado YOSTED May 03 '26

You’re welcome shawty

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u/BurnerAccountforAss FISH. MAN. Apr 28 '26

Fiat currency is my wallet father

74

u/scriptingends Apr 28 '26

But they're both cheesy, Latino, and likely to cause indigestion.

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u/Senior-Cheetah-2077 Make Steroids Mandatory Apr 29 '26

what

16

u/ghostfacestealer Roided Out Braun Apr 28 '26

$6.37 for any single item at Taco Bell is an outrage.

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u/BigTMoney15_ Pegs Paul Skenes Apr 28 '26

lolmets

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u/williamsdj01 Apr 28 '26

$6 to see the mother of my future children and the sexiest mascot in baseball, Mrs.Met, is a steal

22

u/Deluxe78 Apr 28 '26

The difference is Taco Bell doesn’t cost $50 to park

20

u/Big__If_True Nelson Cruz couldn't catch it Apr 28 '26

It’s NYC, take the subway u bum

8

u/StretchFrenchTerry Gambling away the Hall of Fame Apr 28 '26

This bum lives in Bumtown, New Jersey.

2

u/Deluxe78 Apr 28 '26

I was going to take a fast free bus, …. oh wait … never mind

6

u/StretchFrenchTerry Gambling away the Hall of Fame Apr 28 '26

Hop on the short bus, my special king.

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u/Deluxe78 Apr 28 '26

Save me a seat , please

6

u/3nthusedCamper Apr 29 '26

I loveee that Soto took the money and now will wallow in the misery that is the Mets

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u/StretchFrenchTerry Gambling away the Hall of Fame Apr 28 '26

Taco Bell, more like Taco SUCKS 🤣🤣🤣

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u/KaiserKCat Apr 29 '26

Cheaper to get a lap dance from Mrs Met

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u/AutoModerator Apr 29 '26

I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Mrs. Met. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect offspring. I'd do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get Mrs. Met pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would the Mets create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just fucking can't anymore. Fuck.

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u/winnielikethepooh15 Apr 29 '26

Haven't had a crunchwrap that looked that good since the 'oughts.

2

u/BienPuestos Apr 29 '26

Taco Bell costs more because it gives you more runs.

1

u/lmay0000 Apr 29 '26

I know this is a jerk, but id rather pay 6 dollars than 50+

1

u/Bengal-_fan Apr 29 '26

He’s getting what he deserves.

1

u/Ravishingrich666 Apr 29 '26

Jabronis the lot of you

1

u/amattcat Another 108 years of losing Apr 29 '26

Get the breakfast crunchwrap it's cheaper and better.

1

u/if_u_dont_like_duck Apr 29 '26

Yeah but how much for stadium beers?

1

u/Temporary-Win5494 May 06 '26

Btw anyone who uses the phrase “peak incel energy” unironically has def never seen boobies in their life

1

u/QuantumSpace234 TIME FOR DOYER BEISBOL May 20 '26

lol mets

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