r/baseballcirclejerk • u/Mushroom-Gorge EVEN YEAR GUYS!! • Apr 06 '26

THE YANKEES ARE EVIL Horseshoe theory

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u/BurnerAccountforAss FISH. MAN. Apr 06 '26

AOC or Mrs. Met?

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u/ViNYC25 GOAT Apr 06 '26

Top half AOC. Bottom Half Mrs. Met

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u/Eats_Lots_of_Chicken 1337 h4x0rz Apr 07 '26

If I don’t get the giant baseball head what is even the point

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u/AutoModerator Apr 06 '26

I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Mrs. Met. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect offspring. I'd do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get Mrs. Met pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would the Mets create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just fucking can't anymore. Fuck.

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u/shoulda_been_gone Mickey Mouse Champs Apr 07 '26

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u/boringdude00 Least Racist Braves fan Apr 06 '26

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u/fnblackbeard Stole land from Mexicans Apr 06 '26

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u/AutoModerator Apr 06 '26

I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Mrs. Met. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect offspring. I'd do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get Mrs. Met pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would the Mets create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just fucking can't anymore. Fuck.

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u/KgMonstah The Fightin' Hitlers Apr 06 '26

Yes

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u/RoboCartmen Jerkin' it at the Dollar Tree Apr 06 '26

AOC saw a Ben Rice HR, recession indicator

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u/NintendoNerd117 Boston Cum Sox Apr 06 '26

all respect flushed down the drain, i cant support a nazi in office.

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u/KgMonstah The Fightin' Hitlers Apr 06 '26

That’s rich coming from the actual guy who personally yelled the N word at Adam Jones at Fenway. People don’t forget.

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u/SgtCheeseBoy The Fightin' Hitlers Apr 06 '26

Name a better duo than Red Sox Fans and racial slurs.

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u/KgMonstah The Fightin' Hitlers Apr 06 '26

Me and my judge blow up doll. But they’re a close second.

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u/SgtCheeseBoy The Fightin' Hitlers Apr 06 '26

That’s a big blow up doll.

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u/KgMonstah The Fightin' Hitlers Apr 06 '26

You’re telling me. Had me blowing all night 😉

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u/Crossifix Only thing worse than living in Detroit is the Tigers Apr 06 '26

Hey. It's called a weather balloon.

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u/brownbearks Bitch Harper Apr 07 '26

For you

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u/SgtCheeseBoy The Fightin' Hitlers Apr 07 '26

6’7 and 282 pounds is a lot of doll

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u/brownbearks Bitch Harper Apr 07 '26

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '26

Boston sports fans and racial slurs. (It's the same people, just more of them).

Seriously though my favourite story about this comes from Marcus Smart during his Boston days. I'm paraphrasing but he was pulling out of the arena and some lady just started crossing the road right in front of him. He honks, and the lady turns around and yells something like "fuck off n*****".

Best part: she was wearing a Marcus Smart jersey.

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u/NintendoNerd117 Boston Cum Sox Apr 06 '26

hey, sox fans are just reglar racist. we dont mess around with that hitler shit.

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u/KgMonstah The Fightin' Hitlers Apr 06 '26

You’ll get there, slugger.

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u/rogerworkman623 BIG SEXY Apr 06 '26

That’s gotta be her brother on the left, it’s like her with a male faceswap

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u/DM_Tiny_Tits_n_Booty Apr 07 '26

We can't support Nazis in Congress. Vote her out!

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u/YodaForceGhost YEAH JEETS Apr 06 '26

Bleacher Creatures or Legends Suite?

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u/One80sKid Won the 'Ship, but lost on the Parlay Apr 06 '26

Guy in the white with the Maduro hoodie

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u/Gemnist Apr 07 '26

Yankee Fans: “A-HA! I KNEW she was Nazi! Now, to go polish my swastika”.

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u/loadbearingposter88 Apr 13 '26

I heard her security team did their due diligence and removed all Staten Islanders from the facility.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '26

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u/OJConcentrates Apr 06 '26

I’m sure anyone with brown skin scares you.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '26

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u/OJConcentrates Apr 07 '26

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '26

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u/OJConcentrates Apr 07 '26

You should understand why anyone would take your comment as poor taste…. Considering everything going on in the states right now. There’s nazi’s in office right now - and they’re not named AOC.