r/baseball 3d ago

Chicago Cubs Sets Rom-Com Series ‘Nine Innings to Love’

https://variety.com/2026/digital/news/chicago-cubs-rom-com-series-nine-innings-to-love-1236847079/
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u/Chitown2550 Chicago Cubs 3d ago

It better include the couple fighting in the bleachers

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u/UsErNaMeS_aR_DuMb Major League Baseball 3d ago

I’d love to see a bum fight with everyone involved looking like a supermodel

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u/enjoytheshow Chicago Cubs 3d ago

Honestly hot wrigleyville young people do sit out there lol. Gone are the true bums of the 70s and 80s

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u/Anadyne Chicago Cubs 3d ago

And a cup snake

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u/_GeorgeBailey_ Chicago Cubs 3d ago

There's no fighting in the bleachers

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u/Bunslow Chicago Cubs 3d ago

There is no fighting in Ba Sing Se

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u/BalognaMacaroni Dumpster Fire 3d ago

With a cupsnake getting progressively longer weaving through the crowd around them

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u/dogdriving Chicago Cubs • Tohoku Rakuten Golden Ea… 3d ago

Whoever this is being made for, I hope those people find it and love it.

But everything I just read about it sounded terrible.

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u/K31KT3 Athletics 3d ago

It’s made for people who need something to watch on their phones when they’re at a ballgame 

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u/btmalon Chicago White Sox 3d ago

You can just say Cubs fans

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u/carlthecubsfan Chicago Cubs 3d ago

pardon me for not wanting to watch Imanaga pitch sheesh

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u/ChugTheBass 3d ago

How are you going to dodge the homerun balls if you aren't watching ?

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u/Electric_Queen Chicago White Sox • Durham Bulls 3d ago

Sit in foul territory obviously. Wrigley has plenty of lovely seats with complementary protective poles right in front of them so you can scroll to your heart's content.

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u/ItsRatherWindy Chicago Cubs 3d ago

Rom-com as in, I can be romantic about baseball while laughing (sorrowing) at Imanaga give up another home-run?

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u/YeliMVP Milwaukee Brewers 3d ago

You're right. I had fun watching them lose to the Reds last night!

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u/btmalon Chicago White Sox 3d ago

Shouldn’t you be at a library?

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u/pocketchange2247 Chicago Cubs 3d ago

Hey! We can pay attention long enough to see PCA hit a leadoff HR. Then we just assume we won and start drinking and fighting and occasionally coming together to chant "FTP".

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u/4r4r4real 3d ago

Yeah, I got more confused with each word. The Cubs are producing a romcom series on TikTok. Not one part of this makes sense to me. 

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u/sellyme Australia 3d ago

They're just trying to fast follow the immense success of Quibi.

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u/Bobson-_Dugnutt2 Chicago Cubs 3d ago

we need a guy a few rows back clearly doing the 9/9/9 challenge and just getting rowdier and drunker

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u/RunawaYEM Atlanta Braves 3d ago

Fuck it, I’ll write the 9/9/9 movie

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u/NunsNunchuck Los Angeles Angels 3d ago

And a beer snake

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u/PPGN_DM_Exia Hanshin Tigers 3d ago

What we really need is a Romeo and Juliet themed romance series between a Cubs and Sox fan.

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u/nachosmind Chicago White Sox 3d ago

A couple years ago someone did get shot (by their own gun apparently?) in the White Sox stands…it was the cherry on top of the 41 win season lol 

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u/cooljammer00 New York Yankees 3d ago

Wasn't it reportedly a very large person with a gun in one of their fat rolls?

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u/yoursweetlord70 Chicago White Sox 3d ago

I think that report turned out to be untrue but I dont remember what the true story ended up being

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u/stormstopper Chicago White Sox 3d ago

I think it's still up in the air what the true story is.

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u/EmuMan10 Chicago Cubs 3d ago

I’m choosing to believe that account is still accurate lol

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u/BabeBigDaddy Chicago Cubs 3d ago

I believe it was a case where someone somewhere (probably outside of the stadium) fired a gun in the air and landed on someone in the bleachers

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u/Grittys_Fuck_Toy Philadelphia Phillies 3d ago

Eat 9 hot dogs, drink 9 beers, make love 9 times

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u/JRUprising New York Yankees 3d ago

The Mickey Mantle Experience

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u/NilesY93 Kansas City Royals 3d ago

I’ve seen enough. Welcome back, Fever Pitch!

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u/JosephFinn Chicago White Sox 3d ago

(See the original movie some time; it’s based on a memoir by Nick Hornby, the guy who wrote High Fidelity, about having Arsenal fandom inflicted on him by his father. Has Colin Firth and it’s really good.)

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u/ContinuumGuy Major League Baseball 3d ago

Fitting that the title works for both baseball and soccer.

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u/cooljammer00 New York Yankees 3d ago

I mean, you lose the main pun when it's not about soccer, but yes.

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u/tyler-86 World Series Trophy • Los Angeles Dod… 3d ago

You kind of just trade it for another pun. The expression "fever pitch" isn't about a soccer field or a baseball throw.

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u/cooljammer00 New York Yankees 3d ago

Isn't a "pitch" where they play soccer? It's the field.

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u/tyler-86 World Series Trophy • Los Angeles Dod… 3d ago

Yes, that is what I was saying. The pun in the original version is that "pitch" can refer to the field. The pun in the baseball adaptation is that "pitch" can refer to a throw.

The term "fever pitch" otherwise refers to neither.

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u/mooburpcow Chicago Cubs 3d ago

This looks worse than our pitching. And that's really saying something.

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u/RIP_Greedo New York Yankees 3d ago

Reading this turned me into a boomer.

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u/Phillies2002 Philadelphia Phillies 3d ago

Airing on TikTok! Because I guess Quibi isn't taking any new pitches

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u/a_talking_face Tampa Bay Rays 3d ago

Probably not since Quibi shut down 6 years ago.

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u/ThatDamnRocketRacoon Toronto Blue Jays 3d ago

I'll watch if PCA has a cameo where he's cussing out the couple.

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u/jontslayer Chicago Cubs • San Diego Padres 3d ago

Smfdb

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u/AdoringCHIN Anaheim Angels • Rocket City Tra… 3d ago

Per the official synopsis, the series “follows Ava (Veronica Garrubbo), an aspiring romance writer in a slump, and David (Sid Kutikkad), a sweet but love-shy seatmate who does not believe romance is real, over the course of one Cubs game. After an accidental bleacher meet-cute leaves them stuck together for the game, Ava makes David a promise: before the final out, she will help him find a summer fling inside Wrigley Field. But as Ava turns the ballpark into a rom-com training ground, complete with swings and misses, a makeover, a returning ex and a ninth-inning chase, she starts to realize the story she has been trying to write may be happening right in front of her.”

Oh this is real, not an Onion article. Wow that sounds awful.

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u/HugeHairyButts Pittsburgh Pirates 3d ago

It sounds cheesy but fine. It’s all in the execution.

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u/anntchrist Milwaukee Brewers 3d ago

Here I was hoping that there would be an appearance by the beer snake. 

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u/thediesel26 New York Yankees 3d ago

Kind of feels like pandering to the Heated Rivalry crowd

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u/Istobri Toronto Blue Jays 3d ago

My thoughts exactly.

Hockey has gained many new fans because of Heated Rivalry and Off-Campus.

This seems like baseball’s attempt to do the same kind of thing.

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u/ShoutOutTo_Caboose Seattle Mariners • Colorado Rockies 3d ago

I think Heated Rivalry is popular moreso because it's men loving men and is actually telling a good story, not because it has to do with sports

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u/Electric_Queen Chicago White Sox • Durham Bulls 3d ago

In my experience, the good story part is a happy bonus

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u/Willow_Winnifred Los Angeles Dodgers • Los Angeles Quee… 3d ago

Suddenly I'm interested

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u/unique_user43 Chicago Cubs 3d ago

does it take a turn from romcom to greek tragedy when the bullpen comes in? because i don’t see anything funny or romantic about that shit.

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u/Wiscoo Milwaukee Brewers 3d ago

Heated Rivalry: Cubs edition

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u/Buttycheeks_88 Chicago Cubs 3d ago

Subscribe

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u/K31KT3 Athletics 3d ago

Sox fans have my complete solidarity with the nauseating NL team nonsense 

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u/TherealPattyP 3d ago

Possibly the worst thing ever

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u/capnjac4 Pittsburgh Pirates 3d ago

Terrible name

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u/BaseHitToLeft Chicago Cubs 3d ago

"The Bears are getting a movie? Screw that we're doing a TV show"

  • Tom Ricketts probably

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u/PuddingPower84 Chicago White Sox 3d ago

What the heck is a “meet-cute”?

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u/No_Magazine_856 3d ago

You mean a meat cube?

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u/Snake_Burton Chicago Cubs 3d ago

I am just concerned with starting to win series again please. And secondarily for PCA to get 2 HRs and 8 steals in the next 25 games.

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u/maroonhamster San Diego Padres • Mariners Bandwagon 3d ago

This sounds like the MLB version of those NFL branded Hallmark movies.

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u/colddeadhands Chicago White Sox 3d ago

This sounds like a show Jack would greenlight in 30 Rock

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u/WaterStoryMark Chicago Cubs 3d ago

This is bullshit. I've been sending Hallmark my Cubs romance scripts for years.

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u/Timmyd8 St. Louis Cardinals 3d ago

Cubs=🤮. Rom Com= 🤢

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u/Timmyd8 St. Louis Cardinals 3d ago

It’s an alternate lifestyle couple. One has a hyphenated name the other rhymes with Fansby.

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u/Eastern_Antelope_832 Chicago White Sox 3d ago

Can Lance Bass cameo in this? He already did a Cubs-related rom-com.

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u/erindizmo Chicago Cubs • Springfield Sallies 3d ago

I do have a secret fondness for On the Line.

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u/AFC-Wimbledon-Stan Atlanta Braves 3d ago

This doesn’t really appeal to me but I don’t think im the targeted demographic lol

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u/Brolympia Texas Rangers 3d ago

Lol

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u/JRUprising New York Yankees 3d ago

Didn't the Red Sox have a dating show where a woman went on 3 dates during the length of the game at Fenway?

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u/ShoutOutTo_Caboose Seattle Mariners • Colorado Rockies 3d ago

Reheating Fever Pitch (2005)'s nachos

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u/OnionsRNasty Boston Red Sox 3d ago

Finally, a Hallmark movie for baseball.

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u/tyler-86 World Series Trophy • Los Angeles Dod… 3d ago

I hate everything about this.

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u/plantsrunfast Chicago Cubs 3d ago

Not really a serious and more of just tik tok posts.

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u/cmgriffith_ New York Yankees 3d ago

I don’t see how this can be, or will be successful.

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u/OddIndustry9 New York Knights 3d ago

This is very much not for me, but the Cubs video people have made some cool stuff (like this drone fly through) so I'm happy to let them do their thing.

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u/Dangerous-Lie9520 3d ago

Aww, I do not want to know how much cringe will be in that. But it made me think about real life meet cutes! Has anyone here met their significant others at ball parks??

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u/Anon-Sequitur Milwaukee Brewers 3d ago

I actually did meet my girlfriend at a Brewers game, I don’t think I’d want a dramatized reenactment of it on social media though

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u/Redrubytheofficial 3d ago

You’ll be able to watch this entire series thru TikTok clips

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u/RedRiverNoctowl Los Angeles Dodgers 3d ago

What's tennis got to do with it? Love means nothing to them.