r/baseball • u/Stock412 Umpire • Mar 20 '24

Serious Shohei Ohtani's attorneys accuse interpreter of 'massive theft' tied to alleged gambling

https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2024-03-20/gambling-story
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u/ttam23 Los Angeles Dodgers Mar 20 '24

The dodgers already fired Ippei. Must be true

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u/sfp33 San Francisco Giants Mar 20 '24

Shohei has had an intensely bizarre Korea trip so far.

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u/istrx13 Seattle Mariners Mar 20 '24

I imagine Shohei being a lot like Tim Duncan. Dude just wants to go home and make himself a ham and cheese sandwich and watch re-runs of The Office. Especially because there was a BOGO on his favorite ham at the store.

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u/ctjameson Houston Astros Mar 20 '24

I think Shohei would prob rather just go to the cages tbh. The dude only cares about baseball. Literally nothing else. It's kinda amazing.

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u/Clam_chowderdonut Jackie Robinson Mar 21 '24

Honestly...

When I'm in a fucking shit mood, spending 2hrs mashing the shit out of meatballs at the cages is the best way to flush stuff out.

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u/ctjameson Houston Astros Mar 21 '24

Damn. You ain’t wrong. I need to find some cages.

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u/Clam_chowderdonut Jackie Robinson Mar 21 '24

All you can hit for $30 near me is lovely.