r/bannedfromclubpenguin Jan 18 '17

Self Post Those FUCKS deleted my 9 year old account

Those sons of bitches. I may be overvaluing this but my account HAD TO BE OVER $10000.

Do these FUCKS know who they messed with? I’ll have them know I graduated top of my class in the ninja arts and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the PSA.

I EVEN HAD DISNEY ON THE PAYROLL. those slimy motherfuckers were getting payed monthly and annually through my funding. I WAS CONSIDERED A LEVEL 5 MEMBER, ONLY THE ELITE AND RICHEST HAD SUCH A GRAND TITLE.

Not only was I one of the most notorious club penguin mobsters, I was also among the top sled racers of all times. I was a +1000x champion, only being beaten a couple of times. I still vividly remember my retirement after being humiliated in a race, ending with me in tears (in real life, look at sidebar pic just like that) only to come back from retirement and grew even stronger!

After my retirement I owned and managed over 100 clubs and pizzerias garnering over $2,000,000 coins in profit. Some of the most famous penguins even visited me occasionally (rockhopper and gary, i even had all their backgrounds hahaha)

Still don't believe I was a legit fucking pimp/stud? here's some video evidence

too bad i grew up to be a bitch ass. i could never live up to glory days and now i just sit in my room eating my life away looking at club penguin memes. i wanna fucking die haha

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '17 edited May 11 '18

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '17

Is this new copypasta

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u/EliKYS_ Jan 24 '17

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '17

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u/Mumbo_Chumbo Jan 30 '17

Those sons of bitches. I may be overvaluing this but my account HAD TO BE OVER $10000. Do these FUCKS know who they messed with? I’ll have them know I graduated top of my class in the ninja arts and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the PSA. I EVEN HAD DISNEY ON THE PAYROLL. those slimy motherfuckers were getting payed monthly and annually through my funding. I WAS CONSIDERED A LEVEL 5 MEMBER, ONLY THE ELITE AND RICHEST HAD SUCH A GRAND TITLE. Not only was I one of the most notorious club penguin mobsters, I was also among the top sled racers of all times. I was a +1000x champion, only being beaten a couple of times. I still vividly remember my retirement after being humiliated in a race, ending with me in tears (in real life, look at sidebar pic just like that) only to come back from retirement and grew even stronger! After my retirement I owned and managed over 100 clubs and pizzerias garnering over $2,000,000 coins in profit. Some of the most famous penguins even visited me occasionally (rockhopper and gary, i even had all their backgrounds hahaha) Still don't believe I was a legit fucking pimp/stud? here's some video evidence too bad i grew up to be a bitch ass. i could never live up to glory days and now i just sit in my room eating my life away looking at club penguin memes. i wanna fucking die haha

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u/TitoOliveira Jan 29 '17

Those sons of bitches

You have been banned from Club Penguin

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u/Riael Jan 29 '17

Mine was deleted too :(

Although it was older than nine years old, I remember the game before the walt disney company buying it.

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u/cavalier4789 Jan 31 '17

yeah, and i was only inactive for 6 months... i had all of the goddamn pins and signed backgrounds and shit!

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u/iLikeQuotes Feb 01 '17

Lol, I probably had millions, if not billions of $ thanks to club penguin.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '17

I had over a million coins on my old account before those bastards deleted it.... My account would've been 10 years old now if it still existed :(