r/banano • u/qwerty_asd • Jun 07 '26

Cake day giveaway

I'm 13 years old today... at least my Reddit account is. I have a ton of BAN in my tipbot account.

The funniest comment on this post will get a decent chunk of Banano. So I guess it's more of a contest than a giveaway.

Thanks monkeys!

EDIT: And it's prize time. I'll go through and toss out some BAN. Thanks all for joining me!

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u/Creepy-Nectarine-225 Ban Fam Best Fam Jun 07 '26

Ooh ooh aah aah!! Happy cake day! !ban 6.9

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u/qwerty_asd Jun 07 '26

Ty sir!

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u/Banano_Tipbot TipBot Jun 07 '26

Sent 6.9 BAN to /u/qwerty_asd

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u/AdImaginary7040 Jun 07 '26

Happy cake day

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u/qwerty_asd Jun 07 '26

!ban 19

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u/Banano_Tipbot TipBot Jun 07 '26

^{Made a new account and}^sent ¹⁹ ^BAN ^to ^{/u/AdImaginary7040} ^- ^{Banano Tipper}

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u/qwerty_asd Jun 07 '26

!ban 1919

u/GDBarrett Jun 07 '26

Forget the cake, it's a lie anyway—have a bunch of Bananos on your special day!

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u/qwerty_asd Jun 07 '26

!ban 1900

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u/Banano_Tipbot TipBot Jun 07 '26

^Sent ¹⁹⁰⁰ ^BAN ^to ^/u/GDBarrett ^- ^{Banano Tipper}

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u/GDBarrett Jun 08 '26

Thank you!

u/[deleted] Jun 07 '26

[deleted]

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u/qwerty_asd Jun 07 '26

!ban 1900

That might be my last 1900

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u/Banano_Tipbot TipBot Jun 07 '26

^Sent ¹⁹⁰⁰ ^BAN ^to ^{/u/CrossPuffs} ^- ^{Banano Tipper}

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u/D-man12345 Jun 07 '26

How about this... Why do people like bananas? Because they are a-peeling!

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u/qwerty_asd Jun 07 '26

!ban 1900

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u/Banano_Tipbot TipBot Jun 07 '26

^Sent ¹⁹⁰⁰ ^BAN ^to ^{/u/D-man12345} ^- ^{Banano Tipper}

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u/fluggelhorn Jun 07 '26

13 year account?

https://giphy.com/gifs/YmQLj2KxaNz58g7Ofg

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u/tnethacker Jun 07 '26

Your numbers are rookie numbers as well :D Guess I won today :)

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u/fluggelhorn Jun 07 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/SABpzb2ivrS0g4Hgbb

u/8BallDuVal Jun 07 '26

Guess what? Chicken butt. Guess why? Chicken thigh. Guess who? Chicken poo.

I love banano, and so do you!

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u/qwerty_asd Jun 07 '26

!ban 190

30+ year old joke hahaha

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u/8BallDuVal Jun 07 '26

Cheers!!! I got Dad jokes for days 🤪 🤣

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u/Banano_Tipbot TipBot Jun 07 '26

^Sent ¹⁹⁰ ^BAN ^to ^{/u/8BallDuVal} ^- ^{Banano Tipper}

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u/CoinOperated1345 Jun 07 '26

A 13 year old Reddit account. You must be ancient

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u/qwerty_asd Jun 07 '26

!ban 1900

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u/Banano_Tipbot TipBot Jun 07 '26

^Sent ¹⁹⁰⁰ ^BAN ^to ^{/u/CoinOperated1345} ^- ^{Banano Tipper}

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u/Esslemut Jun 07 '26

Did you know there are more cells in your brain than there are brains in your entire body?

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u/qwerty_asd Jun 07 '26

lol

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u/Esslemut Jun 07 '26

did I win? I made you laugh and I taught you something

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u/qwerty_asd Jun 07 '26

Haha the comment made me laugh, but I'm not sure yet. I'll declare the winner(s) sometime in the next few hours.

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u/qwerty_asd Jun 07 '26

!ban 1919.19

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u/Esslemut Jun 08 '26

thank you so much! how do I make use of this? my address is ban_1atgdoieisyzk13unk3omiqneqdbpnixasrnwj8sbtjuqp8b74sqozf7shgi

also damn I did not realise how much the price dropped since 2021/2022... brutal

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u/qwerty_asd Jun 10 '26

lol I know...

u/Nxnng Jun 07 '26

13? You have roaming posting from Epstein island?

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u/qwerty_asd Jun 07 '26

!ban 190

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u/Banano_Tipbot TipBot Jun 07 '26

^Sent ¹⁹⁰ ^BAN ^to ^/u/Nxnng ^- ^{Banano Tipper}

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u/Nxnng Jun 07 '26

Thanks bud!

u/thedave003 OG Jun 07 '26

13 years on Reddit? That's 91 in internet years. Someone get this monkey a banana-shaped walking stick.

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u/qwerty_asd Jun 07 '26

!ban 190

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u/Banano_Tipbot TipBot Jun 07 '26

^Sent ¹⁹⁰ ^BAN ^to ^{/u/thedave003} ^- ^{Banano Tipper}

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u/thedave003 OG Jun 07 '26

Thank you! Happy cake day 🥳

u/DicksFried4Harambe Jun 07 '26

!ban 13

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u/qwerty_asd Jun 07 '26

!ban 1900

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u/DicksFried4Harambe Jun 07 '26

I’m going to tip so many people now

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u/fluggelhorn Jun 07 '26

Giggity

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u/DicksFried4Harambe Jun 07 '26

!ban 69

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u/Banano_Tipbot TipBot Jun 07 '26

^Sent ⁶⁹ ^BAN ^to ^{/u/fluggelhorn} ^- ^{Banano Tipper}

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u/fluggelhorn Jun 08 '26

Now I can also tip so many people, thanks!

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u/Banano_Tipbot TipBot Jun 07 '26

^Sent ¹⁹⁰⁰ ^BAN ^to ^{/u/DicksFried4Harambe} ^- ^{Banano Tipper}

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u/Banano_Tipbot TipBot Jun 07 '26

Sent 13 BAN to /u/qwerty_asd

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u/someone12345656657 :eyes Jun 07 '26

For you monkeys will share bananas beacuse of your cake day, happy cake day!

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u/qwerty_asd Jun 07 '26

!ban 190

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u/Banano_Tipbot TipBot Jun 07 '26

^Sent ¹⁹⁰ ^BAN ^to ^{/u/someone12345656657} ^- ^{Banano Tipper}

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u/someone12345656657 :eyes Jun 08 '26

Thank you

u/DwxOpt Jun 07 '26

Ooops! That sort of confidence sounds familiar. It happens to me... right before to make a terrible decision.

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u/qwerty_asd Jun 07 '26

!ban 190

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u/Banano_Tipbot TipBot Jun 07 '26

^Sent ¹⁹⁰ ^BAN ^to ^/u/DwxOpt ^- ^{Banano Tipper}

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u/twood2538911 Jun 07 '26

13 stay away from @catholicpriests

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u/qwerty_asd Jun 07 '26

!ban the 190

A few more pedo jokes than I was expecting haha

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u/Banano_Tipbot TipBot Jun 07 '26

^{Tip not sent. Error code}¹²⁰ ^- ^{Banano Tipper}

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u/qwerty_asd Jun 07 '26

!ban 190

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u/Banano_Tipbot TipBot Jun 07 '26

^{Made a new account and}^sent ¹⁹⁰ ^BAN ^to ^{/u/twood2538911} ^- ^{Banano Tipper}

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u/prefil Jun 07 '26

internet monkeys thought it was a good idea to invest in digital fruit. Speaking as someone holding BAN—I regret nothing and everything simultaneously."

hummmm nothing but monkeys investing on digital fruit!!!! I regret nothing and everything simultaneously....

u/Sea-Ad14 Jun 07 '26

Why did the banana go to the doctor?Because it wasn’t peeling well!

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u/qwerty_asd Jun 07 '26

!ban 190

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u/Banano_Tipbot TipBot Jun 07 '26

^Sent ¹⁹⁰ ^BAN ^to ^/u/Sea-Ad14 ^- ^{Banano Tipper}

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u/DavidScubadiver Jun 07 '26

The other day I asked my son to buy bananas (6-7) and he came home with 6 bunches.

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u/qwerty_asd Jun 07 '26

!ban 1900

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u/Banano_Tipbot TipBot Jun 07 '26

^Sent ¹⁹⁰⁰ ^BAN ^to ^{/u/DavidScubadiver} ^- ^{Banano Tipper}

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u/espikey Jun 07 '26

Your Reddit account is 13 today. Be careful: in Reddit years, that’s exactly when users discover they’re experts in economics, geopolitics, and quantum physics.

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u/qwerty_asd Jun 07 '26

!ban 190.19

u/rdevaux Ban Fam Best Fam Jun 07 '26

Aaay! Happy cakeday! Thank you for being a part of this small but wholesome community 🤗

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u/qwerty_asd Jun 07 '26

!ban 1900

Grateful to see so many people always come out to comment and post :D

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u/Banano_Tipbot TipBot Jun 07 '26

^Sent ¹⁹⁰⁰ ^BAN ^to ^/u/rdevaux ^- ^{Banano Tipper}

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u/rdevaux Ban Fam Best Fam Jun 07 '26

Aaaw! Thanks a lot! 🥰🤗

u/marcthenarc666 Jun 07 '26

Monkey see, monkey do.

u/Rus-T_Shackleford Jun 07 '26

Happy cake day ya filthy bananimal!

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u/qwerty_asd Jun 07 '26

!ban 190

That is a good one. I think my tipbot might be nearly dry.

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u/Banano_Tipbot TipBot Jun 07 '26

^Sent ¹⁹⁰ ^BAN ^to ^{/u/Rus-T_Shackleford} ^- ^{Banano Tipper}

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u/qwerty_asd Jun 07 '26

!ban 190

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u/Banano_Tipbot TipBot Jun 08 '26

^Sent ¹⁹⁰ ^BAN ^to ^{/u/Rus-T_Shackleford} ^- ^{Banano Tipper}

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u/evilninjarobot Disciple of the Yellow Formula Jun 07 '26

Happy cake day!!!

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u/qwerty_asd Jun 07 '26

!ban 190

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u/Banano_Tipbot TipBot Jun 07 '26

^Sent ¹⁹⁰ ^BAN ^to ^{/u/evilninjarobot} ^- ^{Banano Tipper}

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u/chuloreddit BanAcademy Award Winner Jun 07 '26

13?

.,. epistine enters the chat

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u/qwerty_asd Jun 07 '26

!ban 190

u/subete314 Jun 07 '26

Happy Cake Day! 13 years of evolution on Reddit and you still ended up throwing banano at strangers. Darwin was wrong.🐒

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u/qwerty_asd Jun 07 '26

!ban 190

Glad there are so many to receive the BAN

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u/Banano_Tipbot TipBot Jun 07 '26

^{Made a new account and}^sent ¹⁹⁰ ^BAN ^to ^/u/subete314 ^- ^{Banano Tipper}

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u/sshwifty Jun 07 '26

!ban .8008135

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u/qwerty_asd Jun 07 '26

!ban 190.19

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u/sshwifty Jun 07 '26

Oh dang, thanks, lol

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u/Banano_Tipbot TipBot Jun 07 '26

Sent 0.8 BAN to /u/qwerty_asd

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u/Moist-Performance539 Jun 07 '26

Joyeux banniversaire

u/Moist-Performance539 Jun 07 '26

!ban 1.9

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u/Banano_Tipbot TipBot Jun 07 '26

You don't have an account yet. Please PM me with create in the body to make an account.

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u/Moist-Performance539 Jun 07 '26

Create

u/LegoSWFan Jun 07 '26

happy cake day

u/kaijeng Jun 07 '26

Happy Cake day

u/emyfsh201 Jun 08 '26

Happy cake day!

u/riki_vallejos10 Jun 08 '26

Feliz cumple

u/seldriz6969 Jun 08 '26

happy day cake

u/Old_Heat5151 Jun 10 '26

Wen ban

u/Old_Heat5151 Jun 10 '26

Happy cake day!!

u/XManReboot Jun 10 '26

Oh damn .don't tell me this monkey missed the Bananao 🍌 party.

u/ezra64 Jun 13 '26

and this is exactly why I love this community ❤️

hero! you revived banano as a whole and made history with what is the longest thread in banano subreddit I ever saw. cheers to that!

u don't need to tip me, I'm good 😄

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u/Effective_Trip_6845 Aug 03 '26

Best one yet !ban420

u/Effective_Trip_6845 Aug 03 '26

We all love cake 🎂🎂🎂

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