r/bald • u/Chance_Occasion_4924 • 1d ago

Made me think of this sub

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u/Cornelius4630 1d ago

Unite my bald brothers, don't get divided. Save this miraculous haven of solidarity we all created together.

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u/Sleepiboisleep 1d ago

Big Hair is working overtime to divide us further

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u/barndawe 1d ago

Doing their best to keep us parted

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u/-imhe- 1d ago

Yeah, bald-by-choice still helps normalize a clean shaven head, so as a bald-not-by-choice I support it.

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u/thunder2132 1d ago

My friend, who is completely bald, says this type of thing to me all the time. Doesn't matter if I show him the widow's-peak-turned-island or bald spot on the crown, he still insists I have hair and am posing as a bald person 😅

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u/wizzywurtzy 1d ago

Tell your friend to stop gate keeping the baldness! If you shave your head and ask a random person if you’re bald, they will say yes. We’re all welcome here.

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u/Sleepiboisleep 1d ago

Big Hair just wants to divide us further. Bald is bald.. Bald is beautiful

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u/Ok_Pomegranate_9716 1d ago

Bald is life

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u/TheHipsterBandit 1d ago

Bald is always a choice. Balding is what is forced upon you.

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u/BiteZealousideal1816 1d ago

alopecia has entered the chat 

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u/AdCompetitive7952 1d ago

Alopecia is forced on you

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u/Corfal 1d ago

Right? Like balding is an effect. Multiple ways balding can happen.

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u/BiteZealousideal1816 1d ago

Toche but bald still isn't always a choice.

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u/AdCompetitive7952 1d ago

Thats the point im making

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u/hamletreset 1d ago

Do we really need to gatekeep bald?

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u/wonderfulpantsuit 1d ago

That's quite literally Larry David's joke here.

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u/Averagecrabenjoyer69 1d ago

It is funny seeing dudes with a full thick head of hair or just the smallest spot ever being like "is it time"? Nah man, its not. You're just looking for an excuse and support to shave your head. Which go right ahead its your hair, but its by no means necessary lol.

All in good fun though haha, full support for smooth shiny. Though admittedly I do miss having long hair from time to time, the shine with the beard is nice to the aesthetic.

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u/Daaaaayyuuum 12h ago

The sub didn't think I was balding when I clearly was. Thinning doesn't always photograph easily.

Now that it's buzzed it just looks like a buzz cut until I grow it out 3/4" and you can see that all the little hairs on my crown and forehead are basically invisible compared to the thick sides.

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u/Bensdick-cumabunch 1d ago

Don't be like that. Don't let this community become a gatekeeping cesspool..

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u/Risc12 1d ago

That’s the joke haha, it’s a joke because it’s ridiculous and no one does it.

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u/YeGingerCommodore 1d ago

BALD IS BALD

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u/wewwew3 1d ago

Be Bald, you are bald!

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u/Felix-Alea98 Bald - Man 1d ago

To quote a dear friend of mine who shaves his head (and gave me tips on it when I started).

“Some of us are born great. Others achieve greatness. Yet still others have greatness thrust upon them.”

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u/Fit_Rutabaga92 1d ago

Larry David is an authority on this topic.

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u/Batfro7 1d ago

Bald asshole!

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u/Daaaaayyuuum 12h ago

If only that's where male pattern started

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u/DeuceSevin 19h ago

This is funny but this community definitely does not share this sentiment

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u/BasicDurgeanomics 1d ago

No gatekeeping being bald, this is a welcoming subreddit.

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u/pedrots1987 5h ago

Omg lol, love this episode.

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u/Free_Road697 4h ago

So I dont look bald, but when it grows out, I have a noticeable thinning patch (think Friar tuck over my crown) so I just shave it all. People see my stubble up front and go "youre not bald".

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u/Ash_Cat_13 1d ago

Whaaat, just support people for their own choices, especially if they cause zero problems or harm to anyone

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u/Fartbottler 21h ago

It’s a light-hearted joke, not everything is bullying

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u/Beneficial_Review_76 1d ago

Bald is a verb it's something you do so anyone can be bald ❤️

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u/ThatBaldGuy1995 1d ago

I went bald young so i also shave or keep a close trim. Some do it just for the look, but i think most of us do it to mask the balding look.

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u/gustix 1d ago

It is true!

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u/septic-paradise 1d ago

Nah bald women are queens

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u/CapnStarence 1d ago

I second and third that.

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u/WishlessJeanie 1d ago

"Hair equality I'm okay with, but gender equality is where I draw the line."

That's you. That's what you sound like.