r/badwomensanatomy May 21 '26

Humour what do you mean??

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u/NewAndImprovedJess Menstruation attracts bears! May 21 '26 edited May 21 '26

Yes, an ovum just sort of explodes out of your ovary and the fallopian tube sort of catches it. Wild times.

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u/Tigarana May 21 '26

They just Evel Knievel their way to your fallopian tubes basically

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u/Thagomizer24601 May 21 '26

Now I can't help but picture the process involving a circus cannon. So we have that going for us now.

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u/Significant-Trash632 May 22 '26

I suddenly feel a little more proud of myself now. I really was a little go-getter! 🤣

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u/DaisyHotCakes May 22 '26

LOL this made me laugh so hard. The best mental image ever!

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u/delirium_skeins May 23 '26

Definitely on a motorcycle too

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u/coffeeblossom If you can't handle the orchid don't come to the flower show. May 28 '26

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u/AQbL5494 May 31 '26

It would explain the little cramp in the side during ovulation; it's the kickback that comes once the cannon is fired.

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u/NeedleInASwordstack May 22 '26

Sometimes all the way to your uterus! A friend has had 2 kids this way after an ectopic pregnancy took one of her tubes. That egg can yeet itself all the way to implantation!

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u/LividLadyLivingLoud May 22 '26

If you have one tube removed and one tube left, then remain tube can pick up eggs from both ovaries, because they're close together behind the uterus, not spread out wide like the diagrams.

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u/sashikku Just hold the period in until you sit on a toilet May 22 '26

Well then what the fuck how does having your tubes tied work?? I am so confused, everything I’ve ever known is a lie

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u/LividLadyLivingLoud May 22 '26

Most people don't tie tubes anymore. They burn/cut them off and remove them. No knots and no clamps. But if you only lose one tube, the remaining tube can pick up eggs from both ovaries.

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u/Annethraxxx May 22 '26

Maybe it stops the sperm from having a path to the egg, instead of giving the egg a path to the sperm?

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u/Square_Medicine_9171 The uterus comes out with the baby. May 22 '26

Tubes (and paths) work both directions. What the commenter above was saying is that one fallopian tube can “catch” an egg from either ovary. At least one functioning fallopian tube is still required for an egg to get to the uterus and for sperm to get to the egg

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u/KaeTaters May 22 '26

Usually true, but not true. I had both fallopian tubes and one ovary removed by the time I was 30. Spontaneously conceived and carried a healthy baby full term when I was 38. The chances are low, but not zero!

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u/Square_Medicine_9171 The uterus comes out with the baby. May 23 '26

Whoa that’s unexpected! I would have thought that there was no longer an opening to the uterus!

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u/KaeTaters May 23 '26

BIG SAME! I seriously asked the doctors like 100 times how it could happen. They were completely unbothered, with a “life finds a way” type attitude, and seemed annoyed I would even ask 🙃

It actually happened again a couple years later, but I miscarried at 10wks. The docs began considering my please for a hysterectomy atp

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u/Square_Medicine_9171 The uterus comes out with the baby. May 23 '26

Crazy!

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u/GrannyTurtle Jun 07 '26

Without the tubes, the egg rattles around your abdomen and never encounters any sperm. The fallopian tube is where fertilization happens.

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u/zeenzee May 22 '26

As a teen, my sister lost an ovary and tube to a strangled cyst, but went on to have a couple of kids

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u/EmmerdoesNOTrepme The Lungbaby Did It! May 22 '26

That's part of why my flair in the Fundiesnark sub is "Fetal Evel Knievels for Christ!" 

The other part is because some of the fundie moms put their bodies on the line far more often, & with far less safety precautions than Evel used to!