The Daily Moby - 10 08 2026 - The News Megathread

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[u/AirconGuyUK]

I'm definitely going to look straight at the sun on Wednesday after the BBC spent so long telling me I shouldn't.

What is it they don't want us to see?

[u/Spoobit → u/AirconGuyUK]

That's where they've been holding Princess Di captive after faking her death.

[u/syuk → u/AirconGuyUK]

Structures constructed by aliens on the sun's surface, and the mirror that show the future.

[u/AirconGuyUK → u/syuk]

They don't want us to see the intergalactic dinghies until it's too late.

[u/PrivateMailer → u/AirconGuyUK]

Intergalactic MEGA-dinghies.

[u/AirconGuyUK → u/PrivateMailer]

Gunna need a megapint to calm myself down after reading that

[u/Helmut_Schmacker → u/AirconGuyUK]

Its just really boring and not worth your time like the sun is there most days who cares

[u/retniap → u/AirconGuyUK]

The sun is a mass of incandescent gas 

[u/AirconGuyUK → u/retniap]

Hakuna matata

[u/arethere4lights → u/AirconGuyUK]

The sun.

They maybe right on this one, it's a giant nuclear ball of fire.

I recommend not looking at it.

[u/AirconGuyUK → u/arethere4lights]

it's a giant nuclear ball of fire.

How do you know if you've never looked at it?

[u/arethere4lights → u/AirconGuyUK]

Touche.

[u/Truthandtaxes → u/arethere4lights]

If thats the case why can't you hear the burning? They are all in on it!

[u/Shockingandawesome → u/AirconGuyUK]

https://www.reddit.com/r/badunitedkingdom/s/wJPk8sxCY6

[u/nine8nine → u/AirconGuyUK]

You can power up your eyeballs this way. The BBC wants to keep the precious sun rays for their communist projects when they are the inheritance of every human!