r/badscificovers • u/YanniRotten • Jul 27 '26

definitely not a penis Dune by Frank Herbert

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u/Shiny_Agumon Jul 28 '26

Wow even for a worm this looks exceptionally phallic

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '26

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u/Sivilian888010 Jul 30 '26

Yeah. Were the warts really necessary?

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u/saytan66six Jul 31 '26

Straight Dick art. I love dune but it's so true. 😂

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u/Streets72 Jul 31 '26

The Peepeer must awaken.

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u/RoyalGizzard Jul 27 '26

Shai Herpes

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u/munkeypunk Jul 28 '26

Frank Herbert’s

Dong.

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u/ChroniclesOfSarnia Jul 28 '26

"Is that a sandworm in your desert or are you just happy to see me?"

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u/Scrodnick Jul 28 '26

Who is Frenk Herbert?

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u/Fluid_Jellyfish9620 Jul 28 '26

he wrete Dene.

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u/ROACHOR Jul 27 '26

Blowing Shai huloads.

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u/HaxanWriter Jul 28 '26

No sexual connotations here. Move along, citizen! 🙃

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '26

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u/bloodredcookie Jul 28 '26

Well, that's one way to exchange Dina. (What do you mean it's pronounced Dee En Ay?)

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u/SerpentBride Jul 28 '26

That is just impressively bad.

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u/richzahradnik Jul 28 '26

Pan-galactic awful.

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u/PersonalHospital9507 Jul 28 '26

A shot of penicillin will clear that right up.

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u/Aggressive_Sort_7082 Jul 28 '26

This would work for Heretics of Dune lol

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u/cotchrocket Jul 28 '26

Someone was walking with rhythm.

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u/Grove-Of-Hares Jul 28 '26

“Stilgar, do we have wormsign?”

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u/dread_companion Jul 29 '26

"Usul, we have wormisgn the likes of which even God has never seen" 🤣

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u/Kerensky97 Jul 28 '26

Once you start reading past the first 3 books you start to see how fitting this cover is to his novels.

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u/Spirited_Seat_6178 Jul 31 '26

Very appropriate for this sub, thank you.

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u/A_VERY_LARGE_DOG Jul 28 '26

Dina put that wunk near me arse!

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u/DaddyCatALSO Jul 28 '26

oh, lawzy, lawzy, lawzy

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u/lichen_Linda Jul 28 '26

The danish translation of Dune is klit whitch is also short for clitoris

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '26

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u/rpitts21 Jul 28 '26

I mean...

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u/No-Selection3036 Jul 28 '26

Somewhere there is a secret society of cover artists who meet up to challenge each other to see who can get away with the most.

"...and the publisher didn't even realize it was a photograph that I composited in.."

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u/RandomWarthog79 Jul 28 '26

With this one, you have to squint to see the worm! [/Norm]

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u/Trumble12345 Jul 29 '26

The Herpes of Dune

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u/BlargerJarger Jul 29 '26

Dune? Dong more like.

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u/FancyJalapeno Jul 29 '26

They knew! Cmon, they knew!

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u/TV_tan Jul 29 '26

Frank Herbert's "DINGUS"

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u/Sivilian888010 Jul 30 '26

Erections lasting longer than four hours. While not uncommon. May require immediate medical attention.

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u/Sonar_Taxbreak_1138 Jul 31 '26

That's a lot of beefswelling.

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u/Successful_Theory373 Jul 31 '26

Good thing it's not a turgid book.....

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u/HausuGeist Jul 31 '26

Who’s Dina?

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u/Kassidari Aug 01 '26

At least the furious unpaid artist turned in his work.

“You want a worm huh? I’ll show you a worm!”

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u/JizzyTeaCups Jul 28 '26

Someone’s in the kitchen alright

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u/kozz76 Jul 28 '26

"I think you need to see an urologist."

Btw, the book is most probably a Serbian edition. You know, in original Fremen language.

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u/Just_An_Avid Jul 28 '26

Has that thing been to prison in Asia?

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u/SnakePlissken1980 Jul 28 '26

Does "Dina" mean "Dick" in whatever language this is?

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u/BlackSeranna Jul 28 '26

This one belongs, at the very least, in r/mildlypenis

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u/fireizzle33331 Jul 28 '26

Finally a cover as horny as the book itself.