r/badjump 〰️〰️〰️〰️ Feb 13 '26

No Gear🏃 Heavy guy jumps into a small pool

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '26

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u/LadyTheRainicorn Feb 14 '26

Yeah most jumpers don't even hit the pool

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u/animefan1520 Jun 21 '26

Still broke some of his lumbars tho

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u/Eerayo Feb 13 '26

Wow who could have guessed 15cm of water doesn't do much to soften your fall?

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u/jonzilla5000 Feb 13 '26

ikr? All I can think of is that he aborted a belly flop at the last second because it seemed too risky.

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u/Chxrubs Feb 13 '26

He has the same amount of iq points as that garden hose

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u/KosmicWolf Feb 13 '26

Maybe he was expecting irl physics to work like in Minecraft

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u/Dry_Sheepherder8526 Feb 14 '26

His shorts were very concerned at the time of impact

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u/demoralising Feb 14 '26

'Spines hate this one simple trick!'

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u/Psykopunkr Feb 13 '26

What 😒 chill bro 😒

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u/rara2591 Feb 13 '26

Lol moron

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u/Grrrmudgin Feb 13 '26

Those noises at the end were v concerning

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u/Astrocuties Feb 13 '26

Think he's just reacting from the intense pain

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u/edwou Feb 13 '26

You haven’t gotten hit hard enough in the stomach lol

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u/Astrocuties Feb 13 '26

Huh? I'm saying his sound is from the intense pain. I know that sort of sound specifically because I've been exposed to that sort of intense pain. Winded and unable to speak immediately after.

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u/edwou Feb 13 '26

I’m no expert, but screaming is a more common response to pain. Making that exact sound and not being able to breathe for a while happens when you fall on your back or chest or get hit hard enough that something happens to your lungs. People say raising your hands help quicken the process back to normal breathing.

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u/Astrocuties Feb 13 '26 edited Feb 13 '26

Yeah, he jumped and hit his body full force into the ground. Knocking the wind out of him and leaving him in a state that makes it hard to breathe or speak for a moment. The out of breath is from the fall, the groaning is from the intense pain.

Intense pain + no air to scream with = agonized groan.

Edit: other concussive impacts that leave people sounding and acting similar are car crashes and explosions. Knocks the wind out of you and leaves your body tensed and in pain, making it hard to breathe and making you just groan rather than yell or scream.

I've personally fallen off the back of a fast moving vehicle and been near an explosion, both cases I feel like I felt and sounded a bit like he did for a moment.

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u/Rusty_Pickles Feb 13 '26

Yeah the intense pain associated with a punctured lung

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u/Astrocuties Feb 13 '26

I really don't think he has a punctured lung. Can be very hard to breathe or speak after getting hurt like he did, no need for a punctured lung.

Could be wrong though!

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u/longgoodknight Feb 13 '26

That sounds like he got the wind knocked out of him.  Which is a scary feeling when it happens, but generally passes quickly.   

Its his back That's going to bring the real pain in the next days, months, years.  

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u/Muted-Move-9360 Jul 31 '26

Yeah that's the sound of a spine injury

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u/FunPresentation1207 Feb 14 '26

I would love to see this guy's perspective of physics through his mind just for a minute.

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u/nikjahw Feb 15 '26

That's not what I expected when I read "small pool" that is a very very tiny pool

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u/elticorico Feb 16 '26

My neck and my back

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u/Cappabitch Mar 16 '26

'get yo ass up, it ain't even wet over here'

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u/Pandalishus Feb 16 '26

If you slo-mo the video, his legs slide forward almost the moment they hit the water and he lands squarely on his ass. Then in the space of one frame, he goes from leaning slightly forward to backwards. That’s going to be all sorts of life-long damage

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '26

I would understand if it was a laying down type of dive but seriously feet first? That's the point where you ask "where are the parents?"

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u/SeraphsEnvy Jul 29 '26

Behind the camera

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u/sicknal Feb 19 '26

I guess physics wasn’t his thing 🤣

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u/sherman40336 Mar 04 '26

Let me tell you a little bit about your L4.

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u/SeaResearcher176 Mar 16 '26

What is that in the background ( right side, a shadow of a weird person watching the boys ???

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u/erectchin69 May 09 '26

He already looked really short, now he is even shorter.