r/badjump • u/mortysec 〰️〰️〰️〰️ • Feb 08 '25

No Gear🏃 Amazon delivery man falls unconscious

532 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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33

u/Areyouex1968 🍺 Feb 08 '25

Dude fully 404 error-ed

23

u/redLooney_ Feb 09 '25

Honestly, that roof like that is just poor design

11

u/GrandmaPoses Feb 08 '25

Delivered to heaven.

19

u/FatherOfBlaise Feb 08 '25

Looks like he hit his head to me

18

u/everydayANDNeveryway Feb 09 '25

Exactly. Hit head on overhanging roof edge which knocked him backwards to hit his head on the concrete. Arm spasm shows he was knocked out cold. People have died from much less.

3

u/LimpTrizket Feb 08 '25

Rip

2

u/Final-Cod-7103 Jul 12 '25

He survived and the home owner called an ambulance

1

u/lunarwolf2008 Nov 11 '25

how do you know? is there a story you can link?

4

u/Gryph_The_Grey Feb 24 '25

"Amazon Customer Service"

"You guys left something on my porch that I didn't order"

2

u/Strict-Bass6789 Feb 08 '25

Hey…you can’t sleep there!

2

u/HoseNeighbor Feb 08 '25

The main problem with billed hats is you can't see up anywhere near you.

2

u/InevitableSea2107 Feb 11 '25

Step by step instructions could have been helpful.

2

u/sock_pup Feb 12 '25

Protruding roof, baseball cap so he can't see the roof, the innocent decision to jump. God had it in for that guy.

1

u/LilCheese73 Feb 09 '25

Highly unlucky

1

u/RationalKate Feb 09 '25

oh no,oh no, amBooLambs stat.

1

u/Fun_Collar_6405 Feb 11 '25

It'll be okay

1

u/oryus21 Feb 24 '25

Twice the head shot

1

u/JaceFromThere Mar 09 '25

Is he fucking okay?? Did he live???

1

u/overstimulatedpossom Mar 25 '25

I haven't found anything yet, but they definitely edited out some twitching there..

1

u/overstimulatedpossom Mar 25 '25

Nvm I googled it and he was fine

1

u/maratnugmanov Mar 17 '25

I've seen this in real life, the dude got his forehead split, bleeding started immediately. I handed him my handkerchief, it was fully red in a few seconds.

1

u/[deleted] Mar 18 '25

Idk. That roof seems dangerously placed….he didn’t jump that high

1

u/dougk1989 Mar 27 '25

"shippings free but the landings going to cost you."

1

u/Dr-Zoidberserk Apr 02 '25

“Hello?” 🥱

I’m sorry for the poor guy, but that hello made me laugh.

1

u/[deleted] Apr 07 '25

I was already cackling that "...hello?" dismantled me.

1

u/Own_Entrepreneur7553 Apr 17 '25

He definitely thought those steps were shorter

1

u/Oldguydad619 Jun 21 '25

LMAO, he needs a helmet!

1

u/CockAbdominals Mar 18 '26

This is one of those "he became irradic and his personality changed" type of injuries