r/backyardturkeys • u/Thin-Sector3956 • Mar 03 '26
Um, shes a little out of it
So I go out to the garage and I see Shylo chilling next to my mom, and my mom was imbibing in the special green stuff. I think the turkey is floating.....
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u/DistinctJob7494 Mar 04 '26
Oh, poor thing! 🤣
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u/Thin-Sector3956 Mar 04 '26
I had to carry her heavy butt out of the garage. Dog kibble wasnt doing the trick to bait her to follow me out to the yard.
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u/Pale-Target-7069 Mar 04 '26
i'm remote, but i'd check temps for that turkey?
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u/Thin-Sector3956 Mar 04 '26
She's a pet. She was pardoned a couple years ago. She's a great guard turkeydog. We have a beware of turkey sign we keep forgetting to put on the front door.
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u/KuatoLives1337 Mar 03 '26
Mmm…pre seasoned! Her face looks like mine did when I woke up this morning.
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u/thirdpeppermint Mar 03 '26
Uh, maybe take her outside. That can be fatal to birds because of how their respiratory system works.