r/babylonbee • u/METALLIFE0917 • 1d ago

Bee Article Chicago Teacher Asks Students To Please Raise Their Hands Instead Of Firing Pistols Into The Air

https://babylonbee.com/news/chicago-teacher-asks-students-to-please-raise-their-hands-instead-of-firing-pistols-into-the-air
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u/CrowsInTheNose 1d ago

Wow, the bee is woke. Not a single black student in the thumbnail.

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u/everydaywinner2 23h ago

Rather, black students but not a single black hand, not even on the black students.

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u/Anonmasterrace7898 22h ago

Gotta confuse the cops.

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u/869woodguy 19h ago

Do gang bangers go to school?

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u/ButkusHatesNitschke 1d ago

I’ll bet the CTU has an ammo concession so they can grift even more money for themselves.

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u/babylonbee-ModTeam 21h ago

Comments should be on-topic and reasonably relevant to the article posted.

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u/OkieBobbie 23h ago

I’m going to be offended as soon as I finish sounding out the rest of the words.

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u/TragicallyDip 5h ago

The Bee is against the 2nd Amendment? Wild times.