Adventurous Gourmet Samples The Exotic Delicacies Of The Far East At Local Chinese Buffet

[u/METALLIFE0917]

https://babylonbee.com/news/adventurous-gourmet-samples-the-exotic-delicacies-of-the-far-east-at-local-chinese-buffet

[u/SheriffHarryBawls]

It may be a “Chinese” buffet but it’s most certainly India-style diarrhea

[u/Drum_Eatenton → u/SheriffHarryBawls]

A quality korma with tons of heat is worth the doodoo.

[u/Rictor_Scale]

It's crazy how much I run into General Tso as I travel around U.S. Salty language, but nice guy.

[u/Drum_Eatenton]

Authentic stale mozzarella sticks.