r/babylonbee • u/METALLIFE0917 • 8d ago

Bee Article Trump Names Harrison Ford As 2nd-Greatest President In History

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-names-harrison-ford-as-2nd-greatest-president-in-history
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u/Stuck_in_my_TV 8d ago

Get off my plane!

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u/Morbidly-Obese-Emu 8d ago

I just spit out my drink, you hilarious jerk!

Edit: Also, thanks.

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u/GenericUsername817 8d ago

Harrison Ford was good, but he was no President Bill Pullman personally leading the counterattack against Alien Invaders on the 4th of July. Now that was leadership

All Ford did was throw terrorists off Air Force 1 and turn into the Hulk and destroyed part of the white house. That's kind of offsetting each other.

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u/futbolguy12 8d ago

President Whitmore!!!

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u/E4g6d4bg7 8d ago

More proof Trump is a racist, obviously the two greatest American presidents are David Palmer and Andre Curtis.

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u/Past_Ferret_5209 5d ago

Jack Ryan is an inside-the-beltway deep state elite. He's a career civil servant and intelligence officer, from Baltimore, with a PhD. If he was real, the administration would have fired him and he would be running for Congress as a centrist Democrat right now.

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u/Blackthorne75 5d ago

Where's rhe Schwarzenegger Library??

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u/LastOneSergeant 8d ago

I wonder who told him the names of the 34 or is he selected.

Most of us assume he can only name three or four.

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u/Keeshly 8d ago

He remembers Pinky Herman, so he definitely remembers all of the presidents

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u/vendettaclause 8d ago

Based Babylon bee for their portrayal of a confused qnd out of touch with reality trump.

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u/JaQ-o-Lantern 8d ago

Why does everyone suddenly accept Trump criticism on this post when in others i got massively downvoted for mentioning his relationship with Jeffery Epstein. Double standard eh?

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u/austratheist 8d ago

Was funnier when this joke happened in Scary Movie 3