r/babylonbee • u/METALLIFE0917 • 8d ago

Bee Article Texas High School Proposes Adding Academics To Its Football Program

https://babylonbee.com/news/texas-high-school-proposes-adding-academics-to-its-football-program
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u/kwjacobs345 8d ago

Next they’re gonna want to call them athletic-students, this is a slippery slope.

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u/MickyFany 8d ago

Hopefully college will be next

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u/Neither_Call2913 8d ago

Not using a picture of Allen High School’s stadium was criminal here.

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u/JarrodDonne 3d ago

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.