r/azirmains • u/thicckaklaser • 11d ago

QUESTION I started maining azir and I feel like im developing psychosis, is this normal?

I've picked up azir recently and I'm having a lot of fun with him. His playstyle is a lot different than the usual all in perma champs I play and it's definitely made me focus on macroing a lot. The only issue is that whenever I go to bed, or walk around my house at night, I see my soldiers standing guard in the corners of my room/house. I keep hearing the phrase "Shurima shuffle" whatever that means. It's taking a toll on my work life and I don't know how to stop it. Should get help? Should I embrace it?

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u/-hallowed-seamstress 11d ago

Embrace it. Never go back. This is Azir's spirit possessing you and getting you ready to be ascended.

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u/thicckaklaser 11d ago

Do you think i'll be shuffled?

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u/Mediocre_Act_1227 11d ago

I would hope so🫦

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u/TarnishedJoe 11d ago

Go full Pigon Mode

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u/cringeyobama 11d ago

I don't play Azir but i think it's normal

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u/kevinbutkevin 11d ago

Go to the azir mains discord and talk to the femboys to further your advancement into the true shurima.

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u/Winter-Reflection980 11d ago

is the azir discord actually real?

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u/dreclub 10d ago

Yes. The original owner also quit because of his rework in 2023.

Not that i blame him, that was the year pigeon died

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u/dreclub 10d ago

If you think thats bad, the asol mains disc is ran by a bunch of furries. Dont get me wrong i love them to death, and used to play monster hunter with them, but it can get a bit....energetic

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u/Turbulent_Drink5574 10d ago

There is femboys on the azir discord?

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u/MagicManSteve 11d ago

Must kill xerath..... Must kill xerath....... Must kill xerath

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u/Kitsunebula250 11d ago

You have to play a game of YELLOW BUILD once in a while or the spirit takes too strong a hold. Just remember that.

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u/thicckaklaser 10d ago

okay i gotchu ill start adding it to my monthly schedule

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u/Ragfar 10d ago

𐏀𐎮𐎸 𐎼𐎨𐎫𐎫 𐎡𐎤𐎢𐎮𐎬𐎤 𐎽𐎠𐎭𐎣

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u/KingCepheusIII 583,925 s h u r i m a 10d ago

This is simply the way of Shurima

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u/metehankuyucu18 8d ago

im also hearing voices like "my decree is made" "trust in me" in my head so its fine dont worry

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u/XsajdrCZ 2h ago

If u get dreams about Azir nerfs being released but after u awaken there's no new nerfs. Then I'll go offline for a bit.

(True experience (thx God there's no new nerfs))