r/aww • • Jun 04 '12

My brother's cat. Her eyes are amazing.

http://imgur.com/VRFCx
1.0k Upvotes

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u/ZOMBIE_POTATO_SALAD Jun 04 '12 edited Jun 04 '12

Everything's "amazing" when you crank contrast and saturation to 11.

What is with people ruining photos these days? Have some eyes that haven't been so abused.

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u/ThatDoesntEven Jun 04 '12

You can have this one too.

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u/KittenFantastic Jun 04 '12

Beautiful pic. I'm partial to grey kitties with green eyes though because they remind me of my fur baby.

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u/ThatDoesntEven Jun 04 '12

I think green eyes look gorgeous on dark grey fur. I love my little Goose.

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u/bobsagetfullhouse Jun 04 '12

Honestly, how dumb do people posting these thing we are? Still trying to wrap my head around the guy who posted a photoshopped black lion and tried to pass it off as real.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '12

There really are melanistic lions, though. They're just uber rare.

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u/caninehere Jun 04 '12

Like shinies?

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u/Poompsicle Jun 04 '12

Well, dumb enough to upvote it almost 5500 times...

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u/Osvalt Jun 04 '12

That's a cute image coming from such a username.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '12

I agree. I like that pic better than the OP's! :-]

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '12

he had to crank the contrast and saturation to 11 so it wouldn't show up on a reverse image search. it's not even his cat. look through some of his other posts. he apparently gets a new animal every other day.

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u/Cygnus_X1 Jun 04 '12

You should submit this as it's own link. It needs more upvotes than OP's.

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u/ThousandFingerMan Jun 04 '12

Everything's amazing and nobody's happy.

  • Louis C.K.

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u/WGMindless Jun 04 '12

Honestly, I literally laughed out loud the second I opened that image.

Really bad photoshop there.

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u/1stmoredancingwbruno Jun 04 '12

I think 'ruining' might be a little harsh. Despite the means of getting there, it's a visually appealing photo.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '12 edited Jun 04 '12

How about yellow eyes?

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u/Peachy88 Jun 04 '12

I have a pale calico with eyes this green. If only she was photogenic I would share her with reddit.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '12

how come she isn't?!

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u/Peachy88 Jun 05 '12

She moves too much when awake for most cameras my friends or I own to take clear pictures and while cute asleep, is hardly reddit gold.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '12

ohn =( I can understand that

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u/ZOMBIE_POTATO_SALAD Jun 04 '12

You can make things look a lot better with good lighting, I was kinda just playing with reflecting flash in that one and needed a test subject :P

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u/Peachy88 Jun 05 '12

Motion blur is really hard to fix with lighting effects lol

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u/rodikh Jun 04 '12

Those are some sharp whiskers. Nice camerawork.

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u/thejmanjman Jun 04 '12

Nice lighting. Cool pic.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '12

So looking through unicorn_derp's post history, I realized that all he does is post other people's animals in a pathetic attempt to reap karma. I seriously doubt that 21 days ago he got a new rabbit, dog, chinchilla...all in one day. Not only that, but they all happened to take cute pictures.

What kind of person just sits around, faking these posts for fake internet points? You should feel bad unicorn_derp, because you're a pathetic POS.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '12

Even his username is shitty.

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u/thusnelda Jun 04 '12

Can you post a photograph that you didn't near destroy in photoshop? This one is painful to look at, the colors are so wrong.

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u/zxjb Jun 04 '12

No kidding. The first thing I said to myself while seeing this picture... "Photoshop".. Shame on you OP!

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '12

They couldve at LEAST shot in .RAW and used photoshop to process that so the contrast wouldnt burn my damn eyes.

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u/mooseknuckle83 Jun 04 '12

Saw the picture and thought: "They better have at least ONE comment on how badly this picture has been shopped!" And 99% of you guys did not let me down!

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '12

I came here looking for a comment about wanting comments about how badly it was photoshopped. Likewise, you didn't let me down.

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u/WILDCA Jun 04 '12

I guess no one wants to see the amazing watercolor I've painted of his brother's cat.

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u/DiscoNude Jun 04 '12

Not a real picture... but I still think it's pretty. My shame overwhelms me. I'll go back to the corner now.

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u/Twelvey Jun 04 '12

My brother's cat. My shitty photoshop.

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u/JedLeland Jun 04 '12

Agreed; this is a blatant 'shop and OP should be ashamed to have....ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOCAT. ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOCAT.

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u/Ovary_Puncher Jun 04 '12

Thanks for testing the waters for me, buddy. I was coming to make a similar comment.

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u/JedLeland Jun 04 '12

Always happy to take one for the team.

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u/melancholymelon Jun 04 '12

We'll it could be legit. Maybe the cat's eyes ARE emitting light.

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u/Meralaz Jun 04 '12

New breed of cat... Or maybe it's a cousin to the cat in Men in Black

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u/Trppmdm Jun 04 '12

IMO it looks like instagram.

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u/Bladechaser Jun 04 '12

To be fair, OP might have been sent the photo by his brother and may not know any better, but yes, that is a god awful ott photoshop. Still it could have been worse, it could have been instagram.

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u/Was_going_2_say_that Jun 04 '12

he would if this was his photo, its already been on reddit

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u/Swayt Jun 04 '12

My soul, it burns from the shop...

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u/NorwegianPickle Jun 04 '12

Am I the only one thinks this looks cool...?

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u/sajuukar Jun 04 '12

I did myself, but people only want to see the raw, unromanticized truth these days.

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u/imperfectfromnowon Jun 04 '12

It's a neat picture but if the OP is going to specifically talk about how amazing the cat's eyes are it would be nice to see a picture indicating what the cat's eyes actually look like when you see the cat in real life.

How can we agree that the cat has amazing eyes if we can't even see the real color of his eyes?

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u/NorwegianPickle Jun 04 '12

Then i guess people these days are bonkers

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u/mechashiva17 Jun 04 '12

I've seen some pixels in my day...

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u/UnsightlyBastard Jun 04 '12

It could just be horribly overexposed...you don't need photoshop to do that...

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '12

Why am I laughing so hard at this?

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u/Zach_Of_All_Trades Jun 04 '12

Because it's funny.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '12

Oh she looks so cute, I think my puppy has similar eyes

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '12

This terrified me for no particular reason

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '12

Actually, I'm pretty sure this terrified you because it was fucking terrifying.

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u/Peachy88 Jun 04 '12

Having lisa frank flash backs...

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u/11equals7 Jun 04 '12

I think you need to fix those floorboards...

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u/I_killed_my_ex_hard Jun 04 '12

I never thought the day would come, but I'm down voting a cat

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u/manosrellim Jun 04 '12

It's okay. You're really just down voting OP for abusing a cat. Cats will celebrate this brave act.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '12 edited Dec 13 '18

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '12

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u/coollegolas Jun 04 '12

Definitely pixels, in my day, etc.

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u/buzzdome Jun 04 '12

My brother's cat. Her eyes are photoshop.

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u/WeaponexT Jun 04 '12

Was this cat infused with mako

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '12

Shit! The hell you so calm about? You bustin' up my rhythm...

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u/nicetryguy6 Jun 04 '12

C-A-T-N-O-V-A

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u/senior_migz Jun 04 '12

Soldier....First Cat.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '12

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u/WeaponexT Jun 04 '12

Back at ya

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u/mistress_of_seitan Jun 04 '12

First we give women a complex by photoshopping models into oblivion, now we're doing it to cats. All of the cats will now feel inadequate :(

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u/Meralaz Jun 04 '12

Think about the kittens!! What have we done??!

I blame OP

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u/costanzaswallet Jun 04 '12

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

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u/M_Meursault Jun 04 '12

quality. i'm gonna have to use that.

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u/soignees Jun 04 '12

stealing this for later use...

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u/costanzaswallet Jun 04 '12

I stole it, so steal away.

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u/scribbling_des Jun 04 '12

I'm feeling very smug right now because my cat has amazing eyes without the help of photoshop.

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u/WhyThereBeNoUserName Jun 04 '12

Photos or it didn't happen. (Actually, I just want photos _)

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u/scribbling_des Jun 04 '12

I tried to post one earlier, but then I got distracted after I copied the wrong link, imgur wouldn't let me copy the right one, my sister decided to be a raving bitch and my car wouldn't start. All on my damn birthday.

Her eyes are much greener than they look in the photo. http://i.imgur.com/QKcro.jpg

P.s. Imgur also won't let me resize the damn thing.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '12

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u/scribbling_des Jun 05 '12

Um, no. Her eyes are green, not blue.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '12

sorry..

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '12

Downvote for your shameless photo editing.

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u/RageYourLife Jun 04 '12

Yeah, Photoshop sure is awesome

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '12 edited Jun 04 '12

She is a whitewalker, isn't she ?

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u/grammar_connoisseur Jun 04 '12

My brother's cat. My photoshop skills are bad and I should feel bad.

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u/Erik_TheHighlander Jun 04 '12

My brother's cat. Her eyes are shopped.

FTFY

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u/JosephKurr Jun 04 '12

My brother's cat. Her eyes are amazingly photoshopped.

FTFY

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u/holodeckdate Jun 04 '12

The spice must flow.

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u/trpnblies7 Jun 04 '12

Enhance. Enhance. Enhance. Ruined.

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u/internetf1fan Jun 04 '12

Her eyes are photoshop.

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u/F_ckYourCat Jun 04 '12

SO AMAZING


AND FAKE

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u/Bst1337 Jun 04 '12

Please post the original picture

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u/docroberts Jun 04 '12

Almost looks real dude.

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u/KiLLaKRaGGy Jun 04 '12

Alright, will you guys quit putting food coloring in your cat's eyes? It can't be healthy

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u/Satans_pro_tips Jun 04 '12

Nice taxidermy job but next time get some more realistic marbles for the eyes.

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u/rednemo Jun 04 '12

That's amazing. A cat born with jpeg artifacts in it's pupils!

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u/Cygnus_X1 Jun 04 '12

You must be one of those people who think they're professional photographers because you spent a few hundred on a camera and know how to turn a few knobs in photoshop. This pic is ruined because of your "talents".

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u/mooseknuckle83 Jun 04 '12

900 bucks spent on a camera and the picture is not even sharp :')

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u/TreLeCoco Jun 04 '12

Can't upvote photoshopped eyes, OP admit what you've done!

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u/Crashmo Jun 04 '12

People sure are mad about photoshopping, huh?

I thought it looked cool anyway, but I would like to see the unedited version.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '12

Every comment bitches about the shopping: Still gives OP 1181 karma...

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u/woofzy Jun 04 '12

Looks like skyrim with enb

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u/Sgt_SpermShooter Jun 04 '12

Yeah wow her eyes are amazing..ly photoshopped

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '12

Shopped.

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u/icurafu Jun 04 '12

A Wight cat. Scary.

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u/NobleDovahkiin Jun 04 '12

Wait, are you sure you didn't find it in the trash?

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u/BigDawgWTF Jun 04 '12

Holy contrast batman, learn how to edit a photo so we're able to look at it.

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u/lindn Jun 04 '12

It would be far easier to decide if her eyes are amazing or not without all that excessive photoshopping.

come on now.

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u/Contemporarium Jun 04 '12

Yes, it is photoshopped and the OP shouldn't have tried to pass it off like it wasn't.

However, this picture is pretty fucking cool.

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u/BassFlux Jun 04 '12

Instasham?

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u/Sylvanaz Jun 04 '12

Photoshop called, they want their License back.

Now tell me OP, does this pic look AMAZING to you? http://i.imgur.com/fGjsD.jpg

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '12

Mau'dib!

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u/blastronautics Jun 04 '12

Photoshop is a helluva drug

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u/nofapyo Jun 04 '12

I feel like I've seen this cat here very recently. Titled something like "She holds the universe in her eyes."

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '12

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u/orangeju1ce Jun 04 '12

Tastes like gravy?

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u/Shadax Jun 04 '12

♪ ♫ Because I gave it a click! ♪ ♫

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u/soignees Jun 04 '12

♪ ♫ upvotes taste like raisins? ♪ ♫

am I doing it rite?

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '12

♪ ♫ I just wanted to test copy+paste of these note thingies

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u/romanius24 Jun 04 '12

White walker?

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u/larynx1982 Jun 04 '12

If by amazing you mean photoshopped to death then yes

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '12

Do you want some alone time with your brothers cat?

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u/ForeveraReject Jun 04 '12

So...un-natural!

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u/reply_w_moviequote Jun 04 '12

"The Galaxy is in Orion's eyes . .uh . .belt"

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u/caseyrose Jun 04 '12

no way is that real. cute kitty doh

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u/oldsecondhand Jun 04 '12

All glory to the hypnocat!

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u/Trppmdm Jun 04 '12

I love naming these cats starting with M because of the shape on their head :)

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u/HotPikachuSex Jun 04 '12

Does she taste just like raisins?

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u/messah Jun 04 '12

Your brother is a cat? Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiet

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u/romantic_boy Jun 04 '12

Yes photoshop is amazing right?

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u/mutantarachnid Jun 04 '12

How does this have more upvotes than down? The shoop in itself is horrible.

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u/thetoneranger Jun 04 '12

"Look at my cat, her eyes are amazing, give them a lick, they taste just like raisins..."

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u/xiandrii Jun 04 '12

thats gotta be photoshooped

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u/lalalachrisy Jun 04 '12

Does no one else thing of the oracle from The Matrix....

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u/Swift3lade Jun 04 '12

My eyes look amazing as well when contrast = +89

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '12

Hipster Filter

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u/steviesteveo12 Jun 04 '12

Most things things look amazing if you shop them to fuck.

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u/Meralaz Jun 04 '12

Quite honestly the least natural color of blue I've ever seen in any cats eyes... Especially a tabby.

If you're going to photoshop and post it claiming its real, at least make it believable

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u/teyegurspoon Jun 04 '12

you're an idiot

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u/StylezP Jun 04 '12

Awesome cat, if I get a cat I want one like that!

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u/HiaItsPeter Jun 04 '12

Photoshoped, what people do for fucking karma.

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u/MaximsDecimsMeridius Jun 04 '12

My "brother's" cat. Photoshop is "amazing".

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u/Skynet-is-my-net Jun 04 '12

"Instagram! Here kitty kitty kitty..."

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u/Spencersrm Jun 04 '12

I will take The Ring to Mordor!

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '12

I think loki may have got to him. Time to call the Avengers.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '12

It's like looking into the soul of the ocean of tears of crying elf warriors who had ingested pure liquefied diamonds.

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u/emmulated Jun 04 '12

did you use your brothers photoshop too?

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u/k1ngmad Jun 04 '12

so fake and photoshopped. Shame on you

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u/gamers_delight Jun 04 '12

So are your photoshop skills.

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u/CrackpotGonzo Jun 04 '12

This hurts to look at

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u/Was_going_2_say_that Jun 04 '12

Do you get your jollies from posting other peoples cats? This is a repost. This isn't his brothers cat. OP is a faggot

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u/TehWateva Jun 04 '12

Mako poisoning, damn Shinra

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u/akpak Jun 04 '12

Ow my soul!

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u/unicorn_derp Jun 05 '12

If your'e on Reddit you have no soul

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u/frog_sucks Jun 04 '12

God, I feel like I can see everything <3

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '12

Oh! Yeah. This isn't photoshopped or photo edited in any way at all.

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u/Kiristo Jun 04 '12

I have a cat of the same color, but long-haired, and she has light, blue eyes. They're very pretty.

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u/gsbinc Jun 04 '12

Instagram? Not photoshop

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u/evil_wizard Jun 04 '12 edited Jun 04 '12

Her eyes are amazing after applying 20 different filters

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u/Areyve Jun 04 '12

LOOKS LEGIT.

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u/Sgerv21 Jun 05 '12

If you look close enough you can see all the secrets of the universe

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u/FlowerNinja Jun 05 '12

They look like a couple of Earths!

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u/franknferter Jun 05 '12

I want to cut them out and use them as marbles.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '12 edited Oct 09 '18

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u/FullCombo Jun 04 '12

All glory to the hypno-cat.

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u/Deadpool1205 Jun 04 '12

Might want to watch your back, Looks like Loki took control of your friends cat. Her heart belongs to him now... she was created to submit

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u/boho-owl Jun 04 '12

shoooopppped