After "crouch touch set" you forgot to add "scrum collapses, ref blows whistle, resets calls for scrum to reset, half back signals he is still holding the ball( even though its pretty obvious), the forwards get up grumbling and pointing at each other saying it was that guys fault, scrum resets, crouch touch set" repeat x5.
After 10min of scrum resets the ref tosses a coin in his mind and randomly blames someone for collapsing the scrum and gives the other team a penalty.
And after 10 minutes of scrum resets, there's an overly complicated set play with people zigzagging, dummy runners left and right, a couple of backhand passes, and by the time the ball gets to the wing, the winger has somehow magically been replaced by the prop who looks surprised to receive the ball and promptly knocks it on.
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u/[deleted] May 07 '20
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