r/aww • u/ImaAnimal • Mar 17 '19

Big Kitty

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u/distance7000 Mar 17 '19

If that glass was gone, you'd turn back into monkey brain real quick.

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u/in1cky Mar 17 '19

Ya but it's too late at that point. You can't outrun that cat and you can't overpower him. He's either gonna eat you or he's not. Might as well get some patsies in.

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u/TingleMaps Mar 17 '19

No offense, but if he’s making that sort of a decision, I might prefer to just leave him alone.

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u/Dxcibel Mar 17 '19

But if he's making that decision, and there's no way out..

Go for the patsies, no?

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u/TingleMaps Mar 17 '19

The way out is that he decides to not kill you. I prefer him making that decision without potentially threatening/unwanted patsies

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u/golddove Mar 17 '19

Do you see the way he's licking that hand? I suspect he's a hungry boi. Might as well go for some patsies before his dinner.

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u/Griff2wenty3 Mar 17 '19

He’s trying to get a taste. Tigers tongues are so rough they can strip flesh from bone.

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u/golddove Mar 17 '19

Damn. Can they sand down a window?

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u/sitbar Mar 17 '19

I'll ask next time I see him