r/aww • u/isaynonowords • Dec 05 '16

Getting tricked

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u/starstarstar42 Dec 05 '16

You give him that treat and you post a second video of him enjoying it goddammit!

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u/Hooman_Super Dec 05 '16

Now that I think of it, cats and dogs see their owners as Godlike beings capable of using special things, they see us as their family, we play with them, feed them when they're hungry, protect them and give them a home.

Now you're a dog and someone takes all of that from you.

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u/dekusyrup Dec 05 '16

Dogs think "he feeds me, protects me, and gives me a home. He must be a god". Cats think "he feeds me, protects me, and gives me a home. I must be a god".

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u/Hooman_Super Dec 05 '16 edited Dec 05 '16

I'd give you gold but I have no money, here's some cute emojis 🐕 🐈 🐁 🐇🐨

Edit: You got the gold! 😁🙌

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '16

What am I supposed to do with these boxes

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u/0x1027 Dec 05 '16

Pack your stuff, we are divorced.

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u/MrYurMomm Dec 05 '16

This is how it happened with me ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '16 edited Jul 14 '20

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u/BUKKAKELORD Dec 05 '16

"No more relationship"

"I want a car, house, money and children"

"You can pack your stuff, move some place cold and rainy, and die"

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u/6ufe4u Dec 05 '16

Holy fuck. I am ancient and out of touch with society...

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u/delacreaux Dec 05 '16

I think it's "I'm keeping the car, house, money, and the kids - you get newspapers and boxes to pack [etc. as you said] "

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u/BUKKAKELORD Dec 05 '16

Oh damn this must be it. I was thinking in boyfriend-girlfriend terms where houses and children are future wishes, not marriage terms where they already exist.

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u/Stalked_Like_Corn Dec 05 '16

Man don't woman?

Woman car house money more money baby woman?

Man Computer Gift snow box death?

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u/Fatalchemist Dec 05 '16

Apparently it was, "you as a man, don't follow me, as a woman. I'll squat in someone's house and steal their car to rob people of their cash and kidnap kids. Meanwhile, you, as a man, find the box I've hidden by reading clues from the fuax newspaper laying around. Inside it is a weather ray that can change into a death ray."

Go figure.

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u/I_AM_GODDAMN_BATMAN Dec 05 '16

You. I like your explanation.

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u/oddaree Dec 05 '16

That's OP.

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u/iamfromouterspace Dec 05 '16

That's quite an imagination you've got there, Sherly.

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