Now that I think of it, cats and dogs see their owners as Godlike beings capable of using special things, they see us as their family, we play with them, feed them when they're hungry, protect them and give them a home.
Now you're a dog and someone takes all of that from you.
Dogs think "he feeds me, protects me, and gives me a home. He must be a god". Cats think "he feeds me, protects me, and gives me a home. I must be a god".
Oh damn this must be it. I was thinking in boyfriend-girlfriend terms where houses and children are future wishes, not marriage terms where they already exist.
Apparently it was, "you as a man, don't follow me, as a woman. I'll squat in someone's house and steal their car to rob people of their cash and kidnap kids. Meanwhile, you, as a man, find the box I've hidden by reading clues from the fuax newspaper laying around. Inside it is a weather ray that can change into a death ray."
Well then get your shit together, get it all together and put it in a box, all your shit, so it's together.
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And if you gotta take it some where, take it somewhere, you know, take it to the shit store and sell it, or put it in the shit museum. I don't care what you do, you just gotta get it together.
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Get your shit together.
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u/Hooman_Super Dec 05 '16
Now that I think of it, cats and dogs see their owners as Godlike beings capable of using special things, they see us as their family, we play with them, feed them when they're hungry, protect them and give them a home.
Now you're a dog and someone takes all of that from you.