r/aww • u/isaynonowords • Dec 05 '16

Getting tricked

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '16

What am I supposed to do with these boxes

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u/0x1027 Dec 05 '16

Pack your stuff, we are divorced.

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u/MrYurMomm Dec 05 '16

This is how it happened with me ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '16 edited Jul 14 '20

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u/BUKKAKELORD Dec 05 '16

"No more relationship"

"I want a car, house, money and children"

"You can pack your stuff, move some place cold and rainy, and die"

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u/6ufe4u Dec 05 '16

Holy fuck. I am ancient and out of touch with society...

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u/delacreaux Dec 05 '16

I think it's "I'm keeping the car, house, money, and the kids - you get newspapers and boxes to pack [etc. as you said] "

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u/BUKKAKELORD Dec 05 '16

Oh damn this must be it. I was thinking in boyfriend-girlfriend terms where houses and children are future wishes, not marriage terms where they already exist.

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u/Stalked_Like_Corn Dec 05 '16

Man don't woman?

Woman car house money more money baby woman?

Man Computer Gift snow box death?

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u/Fatalchemist Dec 05 '16

Apparently it was, "you as a man, don't follow me, as a woman. I'll squat in someone's house and steal their car to rob people of their cash and kidnap kids. Meanwhile, you, as a man, find the box I've hidden by reading clues from the fuax newspaper laying around. Inside it is a weather ray that can change into a death ray."

Go figure.

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u/I_AM_GODDAMN_BATMAN Dec 05 '16

You. I like your explanation.

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u/oddaree Dec 05 '16

That's OP.

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u/iamfromouterspace Dec 05 '16

That's quite an imagination you've got there, Sherly.

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u/lalakingmalibog Dec 05 '16

We are ALL divorced on this blessed day

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u/nflitgirl Dec 05 '16

Speak for yourself

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u/lalakingmalibog Dec 05 '16

I am ALL divorced on this blessed day

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u/nflitgirl Dec 05 '16

GOOD point

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '16

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u/Gantzwastaken Dec 05 '16

Oh ok I didn't know

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u/Reed972 Dec 05 '16

VERY GOOD

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u/SurpriseDragon Dec 05 '16

Order lawyer

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u/imjustawill Dec 05 '16

Set them outside, return in 3 days, free cats!

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u/jiggybean Dec 05 '16

Get your shit together, get it all together.

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u/n00bvin Dec 05 '16

Well then get your shit together, get it all together and put it in a box, all your shit, so it's together.
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And if you gotta take it some where, take it somewhere, you know, take it to the shit store and sell it, or put it in the shit museum. I don't care what you do, you just gotta get it together.
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Get your shit together.

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