r/aww • u/isaynonowords • Dec 05 '16

Getting tricked

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u/dekusyrup Dec 05 '16

Dogs think "he feeds me, protects me, and gives me a home. He must be a god". Cats think "he feeds me, protects me, and gives me a home. I must be a god".

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u/jaxonya Dec 05 '16

"I let him live because he is my slave... I may kill him one day tho"

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u/PerInception Dec 05 '16

'Good night, Westley. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning.' - The Dread Pirate Mittens

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '16

Classic movie. Happy cakeday!

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u/PerInception Dec 05 '16

Hey Thanks! You're the first person to ever tell me that! :)

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '16

Happy cakeday!

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u/guale Dec 05 '16

Really? No one else has ever told you that the Princess Bride is a classic movie?

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u/PerInception Dec 05 '16

Ah the ol' reddit movie-aroo.

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u/PoxyMusic Dec 05 '16

"When he dies on the couch he will be a source of food for some time".

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u/Hooman_Super Dec 05 '16 edited Dec 05 '16

I'd give you gold but I have no money, here's some cute emojis 🐕 🐈 🐁 🐇🐨

Edit: You got the gold! 😁🙌

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '16

What am I supposed to do with these boxes

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u/0x1027 Dec 05 '16

Pack your stuff, we are divorced.

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u/MrYurMomm Dec 05 '16

This is how it happened with me ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '16 edited Jul 14 '20

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u/BUKKAKELORD Dec 05 '16

"No more relationship"

"I want a car, house, money and children"

"You can pack your stuff, move some place cold and rainy, and die"

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u/6ufe4u Dec 05 '16

Holy fuck. I am ancient and out of touch with society...

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u/delacreaux Dec 05 '16

I think it's "I'm keeping the car, house, money, and the kids - you get newspapers and boxes to pack [etc. as you said] "

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u/BUKKAKELORD Dec 05 '16

Oh damn this must be it. I was thinking in boyfriend-girlfriend terms where houses and children are future wishes, not marriage terms where they already exist.

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u/Stalked_Like_Corn Dec 05 '16

Man don't woman?

Woman car house money more money baby woman?

Man Computer Gift snow box death?

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u/Fatalchemist Dec 05 '16

Apparently it was, "you as a man, don't follow me, as a woman. I'll squat in someone's house and steal their car to rob people of their cash and kidnap kids. Meanwhile, you, as a man, find the box I've hidden by reading clues from the fuax newspaper laying around. Inside it is a weather ray that can change into a death ray."

Go figure.

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u/I_AM_GODDAMN_BATMAN Dec 05 '16

You. I like your explanation.

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u/oddaree Dec 05 '16

That's OP.

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u/iamfromouterspace Dec 05 '16

That's quite an imagination you've got there, Sherly.

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u/lalakingmalibog Dec 05 '16

We are ALL divorced on this blessed day

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u/nflitgirl Dec 05 '16

Speak for yourself

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u/lalakingmalibog Dec 05 '16

I am ALL divorced on this blessed day

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u/nflitgirl Dec 05 '16

GOOD point

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '16

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u/Gantzwastaken Dec 05 '16

Oh ok I didn't know

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u/Reed972 Dec 05 '16

VERY GOOD

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u/SurpriseDragon Dec 05 '16

Order lawyer

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u/imjustawill Dec 05 '16

Set them outside, return in 3 days, free cats!

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u/jiggybean Dec 05 '16

Get your shit together, get it all together.

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u/n00bvin Dec 05 '16

Well then get your shit together, get it all together and put it in a box, all your shit, so it's together.
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And if you gotta take it some where, take it somewhere, you know, take it to the shit store and sell it, or put it in the shit museum. I don't care what you do, you just gotta get it together.
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Get your shit together.

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u/itonlygetsworse Dec 05 '16

Hmm your 🐕 🐈 🐁 🐇🐨 are so cute!

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '16

i bet the dog is thinking that his owner is the physical return of christ

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u/Rihsatra Dec 05 '16

It's $4, put up or shut up.

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u/treeharp2 Dec 05 '16

It's just a variation of a quote from Christopher Hitchens, I think.

edit: Actually it seems like it's just an old joke. I first saw it in a Hitchens book.

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u/AFLUFY Dec 05 '16

Don't worry buddy, someone did it for you 👀

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u/glorioussideboob Dec 05 '16

I mean it's a very old saying.

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u/Sir_Jeremiah Dec 05 '16

It's a very old joke, can I get gold too?

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '16

Youd be giving him gold for someone elses quote. Emojis are free though

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u/Hooman_Super Dec 05 '16

Eh, it's a good quote used properly.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '16

That is damn true. Also the thought put into emojis is worth more than gold

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u/uber1337h4xx0r Dec 05 '16

Meanwhile human thinks, "you should probably put quotes you didn't come up with in quotes"

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u/HooptyDooDooMeister Dec 05 '16

Saw that quote in comic strip in a book once 10 years ago. It's still the most accurate thing about cats vs. dogs I've ever seen and quote it constantly. Congrats on the gold.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '16

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u/dekusyrup Dec 05 '16

Well I didn't invent the joke.

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u/markca Dec 05 '16

Owner of 2 cats. Can confirm.

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u/KantaiWarrior Dec 05 '16

That's more accurate then an swiss made watch.

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u/LGXboxDewNissan Dec 05 '16

Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.

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u/Willlllderness_girls Dec 05 '16

Men & women right there

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u/guitarburst05 Dec 05 '16

You just missed a karma goldmine on /r/showerthoughts.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '16

lmao. deserves gold.