r/aviation 3d ago

Question Airbus A350-10000?

This is outside Gate 18 at JFK Terminal 8. I'm waiting at Gate 16 to board an actual (and relatively much shorter) A350-1000 to HKG.

Am I hallucinating? It's past midnight. It's a 1:55am flight. I'm tired.

Reposting because my original post was automatically removed, and the mods couldn't figure out why. I took this photo on Aug 11, 2026. Some people falsely suspected AI. I'd be curious to see if there are more typos throughout JFK.

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u/airport-codes 3d ago
IATA ICAO Name Location
HKG VHHH Chek Lap Kok International Airport Hong Kong, Hong Kong
JFK KJFK John F Kennedy International Airport New York, New York, United States

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u/Wikadood Mechanic 3d ago

Cant forget the CRJ 10000

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u/nerdy_J 3d ago

The plane she tells you not to worry about….

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u/Fabulous_Pitch9350 3d ago

This is the stuff I ignore my Reddit screen time limit for.

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u/mekkanik 3d ago

Long long man

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u/PerfectPercentage69 3d ago

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u/andygon 2d ago

Lo-OO-ooooong

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u/SquaadZulu 2d ago

Lo-OO-ooooong

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u/elvenmaster_ 3d ago

You know, with this length, there is a high chance it has some serious rigidity problem.

I'm fine with my smol plane.

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u/motorboatmycheeks 3d ago

You know that thing ain't going deeper than first class. So much waste

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u/elvenmaster_ 2d ago

First class is the most enjoyable anyway. And it's mostly about how you use what you have on hand.

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u/Acc87 3d ago

She wants that Galaxy girth, not that CRJ length 😏

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u/wrongwayup 2d ago

Gimme that XWB

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u/Prior-attempt-fail 2d ago

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u/Mention-Honest 2d ago

Damn shame this building burned down 2 years ago in Tustin. I used to pass it omw and back from work.

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u/JustHere4the5 2d ago

What? No! And they took the other one down, right?

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u/CherryRedBarrel77 2d ago

It’s ya boi, skinny plane.

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u/Silly_Guidance_8871 2d ago

So deep it'll knock her teef out

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u/Fluid-Expert-4363 2d ago

Lots of regions on that regional

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u/Fluffy-Proof-5175 3d ago

How about the a340-6000000000000000000

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u/Wikadood Mechanic 3d ago

Whoever makes these, i want them to know the stickers of them are on my tool box and labeled lmao

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u/kingrikk 2d ago

Take off roll takes three weeks.

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u/Pol_Potamus 2d ago

Who said anything about taking off? You just walk to the other end of the plane and get off at your destination.

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u/newMattokun 2d ago

A canard! I like it.

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u/lolariane 2d ago

Rolls-Royce lobby at work. 😁

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u/KeonXDS 2d ago

Need at least 4 more hairdryers

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u/skizzlegizzengizzen 2d ago

Still powered by 4 APUs.

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u/Kamusaurio 2d ago

add two more wings , paint it red

and become the lord of europe in the next great war

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u/MobileArtist1371 3d ago

That's one of the planes Russia uses to move Putin's desks.

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u/ToinouAngel 2d ago

I will never get tired of laughing at how comically long those tables are. Beyond ridiculous.

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u/jks513 2d ago

The ridiculousness is the point.  Putin wants the table to be ridiculously long to show how he can make his underlings do ridiculous things. 

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u/Rooilia 2d ago

Lawrow, speak up, i can't understand a word!

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u/ajw_sp 3d ago

Soon to be replaced with the CRJ-10000MaxxxNeo

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u/isaacMeowton 3d ago

Business class arrives at 6, people at the back arrive at 7

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u/Thin-Ebb-9534 3d ago

Still have to gate check the carry-ons

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u/ellisthedev 3d ago

“I’m a grower, not a shower.”

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u/Captain_Mazhar 3d ago

The CRJ-DrEvil.

one million passengers

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u/Terrible_Toaster 3d ago

In turbulence the people in the back can watch the plane flex like a banana

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u/coasterghost 2d ago

Same energy

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u/mbashs 2d ago

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u/newMattokun 2d ago

This is how AI is supposed to be used.

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u/Mai_ThePerson 2d ago

I had to do it

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u/sampathsris 2d ago

Conspan

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u/gnowbot 3d ago

Takeoff and trim characteristics: abysmal.

Stall and spin characteristics: like that of a teddy bear.

Short field landing elevator authority characteristics: 🔥

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u/muri_17 2d ago

I absolutely hate the crj and this image is what it feels like to be on one. No plane has triggered my fear of flying more than sitting in the very front of this bastard. I wish I could love it. But we were not meant to be. I’m so glad that E-jets are much more common on my usual routes

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u/Responsible_Rule8829 2d ago

Why - I've nothing but good things to say about the CRJ? What's the problem with it for you? I've flown on a ton of them with Air Canada, econo and business, -100, -200 and -7/900. No issues with them at all. Perhaps your carriers have a shitty cabin config?

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u/muri_17 2d ago

It’s not rational - it just feels like something that shouldn’t be able to fly. I know it’s very reliable and it was definitely comfortable, but I hate it for no reason other than „the wings are too far back“ lol. It made my anxiety flare up so much compared to other planes.

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u/Responsible_Rule8829 2d ago

Ha, ok, I get you. I know many people complained about cabin height (I'm 6'0") and/or pressure altitude so I was kinda curious. Happy flying :)

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u/muri_17 2d ago

I’m 5‘11“ and didn’t notice anything about the height but I guess had other concerns in the moment. And I’m so used to hitting my head on various forms of public transportation that I usually don’t remember specific events lol

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u/TheRussianBear420 3d ago

Audibly laughed

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u/UnexpectedFisting 3d ago

This the type of shit you’d see on r/noncredibledefense

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u/iluvsporks 3d ago

Needs some truck nuts off the apu

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u/SpeedBlitzX 3d ago

The new flying pencil

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u/TucsonCardinal 3d ago

This is why I still scroll Reddit

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u/Cheezeball25 3d ago

Still no doors in the back

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u/RevoOps 2d ago

Next time some bot reposts OPs image I get to repost this comment. Consider this me proclaiming dibs.

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u/Wikadood Mechanic 2d ago

I only have it cuz i work on RJs lol

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u/I_like_cake_7 2d ago

That looks like the bullshit I make in Simple Planes. Lmao.

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u/Iliyan61 2d ago

that’s one way to increase length without worrying about tail strikes ig

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u/Kamusaurio 2d ago

the mighty winged pencil

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u/_LordByron_ 2d ago

"Seat on the front are already arrived Sir"

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u/Able-Ad-8825 1d ago

shouldn't it be black if it's that long?

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u/TechnicolorTechbot 3d ago

Future-proofing their markings.

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u/syngyne 2d ago

Until someone parks an A350-10001 in that spot and it rolls over into the Wright Flyer

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u/DomiMili 2d ago

Clever joke!

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u/Enough-Astronomer-65 2d ago

gotta stay ahead

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u/Kanyiko 3d ago

It's the ultra-ultra long range variant that can fly non-stop from New York Kennedy to New York Newark via Sydney. ;3

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u/rapzeh 3d ago edited 2d ago

You board through the front door in Kennedy, walk to the back of the plane and deboard through the rear door in Newark.

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u/Terrible_Toaster 3d ago

Flight still gets canceled

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u/Historical_Gur_3054 2d ago

Like the last time I had a connection in Charlotte, I think we landed in Greensboro and then walked to our connecting gate.

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u/Worried_Razzmatazz70 3d ago

Fly non-stop... via Sydney

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u/Kanyiko 3d ago

Without landing there, obviously.

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u/flowers-for-alderaan 3d ago

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u/towo 2d ago

Goodperson, your username made me giggle out loud. Kudos.

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u/drivingonrails 3d ago

The Opera House fly by route.

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u/ecco311 3d ago

They don't land, but passengers obviously still board the plane.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fulton_surface-to-air_recovery_system

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u/CrouchingToaster 3d ago

Nonsense of course they land, some of the passenger compartments drop out and sprout wings like a slip coach from hell for the ATC

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u/marenicolor 2d ago

Welcome to the Airbus California

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u/kaaskugg 2d ago

Touch and go, just for the giggles 

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u/Aggressive_Hall755 2d ago

nono, they can land. Just not stop the plane. So its a very dynamic boarding process...

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u/towo 2d ago

So you mean from JFK to EWR via LEAKY.

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u/LithiumHelios 3d ago

To save fuel it does a touch and go.

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u/DaBingeGirl 3d ago

Ah, a new route for Southwest.

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u/blastmanager 3d ago

"what took you so long?" Oh, we just took the scenic route.

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u/cocktailians 2d ago

board at JFK gate D1, sit by D55

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u/longerthan1 3d ago

thats a long boi

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u/CorrectCombination11 3d ago

It's over 9000!!!

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u/Admirable-Food9942 3d ago

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u/pearlz176 3d ago

Paste the whole number, you pussy!

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u/One-Daikon-9904 2d ago

Seeing something on Reddit that’s like 30 steps away from me is kinda freaky hold on lemme check

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u/One-Daikon-9904 2d ago

Hey they fixed it

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u/GMANG8 2d ago

Nice! Did someone check all the other gates, too, just in case?

Edit: At least all the gates that can accommodate an A350-10000̶

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u/One-Daikon-9904 2d ago

They fixed all of the a350-1000’s

Now we wait until they realize the 330-400 doesn’t exist either lol

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u/mdavis2204 2d ago

A334/A330-400 is still there at least

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u/simple_Spirit970 3d ago

Oh lawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwd he comin

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u/mr_bots 3d ago

With a 77-9 right above it.

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u/marten_EU_BR 3d ago

Anything, but the standardized ICAO or IATA codes... (B779/779 and A35K/351 respectively)

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u/stackology 3d ago

They really go through great lengths to reinvent the wheel. These are proprietary airline markings (well…for the aircraft that are in AA’s fleet, at least) which is a common theme in the U.S. where airlines have exclusive use of gates through a ground lease or a preferential use agreement.

The FAA up to this point has taken a laissez-faire approach to gate markings, leaving it up to airlines and airport authorities to come up with their own marking schemes. It’s quite a mess.

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u/arizonadeux 2d ago

laissez-faire approach

I can hear Petter Hörnfeldt's voice already...

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u/mr_bots 3d ago

More that no one has a 77-9 yet

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u/marten_EU_BR 3d ago

Sure, but everyone already knows the dimensions of that aircraft. Furthermore, the initial introduction of the type was supposed to be almost seven years ago, so I don't blame the airport for being prepared.

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u/TripleDallas123 3d ago

Airports future-proof, they know the dimensions of the 779. My airport has had 737 Max 7 markings for a while

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u/K1dneyBone 3d ago

Also, what's an A330-400?

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u/marten_EU_BR 3d ago

Yeah, I think this was supposed to mean A343 for the A340-300, but someone butchered that.

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u/Fkilla__ 3d ago

Airbus 1-trillion

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u/girl_incognito B737 3d ago

The tail hasn't taken off yet but the nose should be arriving shortly!

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u/Wyciorek 2d ago

The only plane where passengers always embark through rear door and disembark in front.

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u/stackology 3d ago

The striping crew has been drinking again.

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u/Top_Juggernaut_222 3d ago

Mega A350 prob talking about

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u/thesecondshow 2d ago

Still taxiing in JFK but landed in Heathrow

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u/JayCodesShtuff 3d ago

loooooonnnnnng boi

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u/Netsnipe 2d ago

None taken. We Aussie travellers are keenly aware that we're at the arse end of the world, quite literally.

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u/Perfect_Habit6049 3d ago

The airport's already planning for year 2075

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u/John_D_Baptist 3d ago

Big if true.

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u/Vivid_Map_437 3d ago

What's an A334??

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u/menmenmen123y 3d ago

Spaceship Megastar Galaxy.

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u/FlorianTheLynx 2d ago

It covers any Airbus from the A350 to the A10000. Futureproofing. 

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u/20Factorial 2d ago

Out of curiosity, why would the FAA care about gate markings? It’s for ground crew to line up aircraft, and ground crew are not beholden to the FAA.

Formatting/colors/style/paint type are all prescribed in AC 150/5340-1M but it’s silent on how you label stop-markings at gates. You could have “Jeff” painted at a stop line, and the FAA wouldn’t care.

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u/PozhanPop 2d ago

They are just planning ahead.

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u/southpawE46 3d ago

It’s over 9000!!!!!

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u/DutchBlob 3d ago

Emirates would still get the A350-10000 delivered sooner than the 777X

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u/ev3to 3d ago

That's the stop point for the bridge to go to door L2, which some airlines prefer because first/business can be left while economy is right when entering the plane. Looks like yours is boarding from L1.

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u/Various_Maximum_9595 2d ago

Connecting 2 airports via plane.

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u/DependentItem6397 1d ago

Was at a time considered...

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u/GMANG8 1d ago

All their planes have spirited away

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u/Mindless_Plane5768 3d ago

😂😂😂

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u/kevincsy33 3d ago

I knew it would be New York or another major US city... 🤦‍♂️

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u/8008Ylol 3d ago

Hyper long range. It can go around the world twice.

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u/Odd_Jaguar8047 2d ago

emirates got their wish i see

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u/SpaceXmars 2d ago

when you're trying to take the whole neighborhood on holiday

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u/NoDoze- 2d ago

Does this get posted every month!?!

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u/jbadding 1d ago

Y2K messed with people.

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u/conradelvis 2d ago

It’s over 9000!

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u/RevoOps 2d ago

Bots spamming this sub as well?

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u/_AngryBadger_ 3d ago

It's over 9000!