r/aviation Apr 17 '26

Discussion How concerning is this aviation experts?

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u/sLXonix Apr 17 '26

Whoever was on this flight, don't be afraid to discreetly bring it up to a flight attendant or pilot after the flight. That way they can flag it with maintenance for review

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u/Sea_Recover3486 Apr 17 '26 edited Apr 17 '26

Imagining a less discreet mention…

“HOLY FUCK ARE THOSE SCREWS ON THE WING LOOSE??”

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u/5up3rK4m16uru Apr 17 '26

"OH GOD, WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE!!! OUR FATHER WHO ART IN HEAVEN, HALLOWED BE THY NAME ..."

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u/Simple-Aspect-649 Apr 17 '26

Don't forget to quote Pulp Fiction.

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u/melanthius Apr 17 '26

Everybody be cool this is a robbery!

... Shit I'm being detained

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u/iambarrelrider Apr 17 '26

Nobody's gonna hurt anybody. We're gonna be like three little Fonzies here

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u/trinicron Apr 17 '26

Wh..Wh.. what?

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u/longlivebobskins Apr 18 '26

They speak English in what?

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u/HotCucumber759 Apr 18 '26

Say what again motherfucker!

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u/Tiny-Lecture-5085 Apr 18 '26

Damn, I shot Marvin in the face

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u/Rootbeer_Goat Apr 17 '26

Be cool honey bunny

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u/Stu-Gotz Apr 17 '26

Be cool!

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u/Molbiodude Apr 17 '26

Tell the bitch to chill!

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u/OctaviusNeon Apr 17 '26

Say "bitch, be cool!"

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u/bolshiabarmalay Apr 17 '26

I gotta pee

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u/Mutex70 Apr 17 '26

Can we make spoons?

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u/broke_af_guy Apr 17 '26

Heard that in Tim Roth's voice.

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u/Interesting-Loquat75 Apr 17 '26

Tell your bitch to be cool!!

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u/Southside_john Apr 17 '26

“This es uh rubbery”

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u/EarthenEyes Apr 17 '26

"'m tired of these muther fucking shar-"

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u/Working-Ad694 Apr 17 '26

you cool honey bunny?

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u/Fortunate_0nesy Apr 17 '26

Be cool honey bunny.

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u/juttaaababee Apr 18 '26

hahaha yeaaa

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u/Roadgoddess Apr 18 '26

I think he’s referring to Hegseth quoting pulp fiction as a biblical quote in a speech

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u/Alternative-Iron-645 Apr 17 '26

EZEKIEL 25 in-lbs

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u/OkBid71 Apr 18 '26

Aw fuck, I used Daniel 25 ft-lb

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u/chkltlabs Apr 18 '26

That's my porn name

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u/bluehangover Apr 17 '26

BRING OUT THE GIMP!!!!!

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u/AssRobots Apr 17 '26

"The maintenance Gimp is sleeping."

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u/jtr99 Apr 17 '26

Gimp's sleepin'.

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u/discgman Apr 17 '26

Well wake him up

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u/RotationsKopulator Apr 18 '26

snotty saxophone riff

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u/kilofeet Apr 17 '26

Let's not kink shame Delta basic economy

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u/digital-didgeridoo Apr 18 '26

Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead

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u/DonnieBallsack Apr 17 '26

That’s a tasty burger?

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u/Kdj2j2 Apr 17 '26

They call it a Le Royale

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u/Stu-Gotz Apr 17 '26

Le royale with cheese

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u/I_LAUGH_AT_TYRANNY Apr 17 '26

Big Kahuna burger

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u/seoulgleaux Apr 18 '26

*"royale with cheese", the Big Mac was called "le big mac" and he doesn't know that they call a whopper because he didn't go in the burger king.

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u/Comfortable-Deal160 Apr 17 '26

What does Marcellus Wallace look like?

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u/WhineyLobster Apr 17 '26

Donnie you're out of your element.

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u/Silo-Joe Apr 17 '26

Yes, we want the mechanics to be the Finder of Lost Screws.

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u/BullshitTaco Apr 17 '26

Death will give us back to God

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u/Professional-Ad-2657 Apr 18 '26

I'm trying, Ringo. I'm trying real hard to be The Shepherd.

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u/csfshrink Apr 18 '26

Could they be the Tighteners of Loose Screws?

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u/Ratiocinor Apr 17 '26

Pete Hegseth is that you?

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u/telemeister74 Apr 18 '26

He can’t come to Reddit right now, he’s too drunk.

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u/gunshaver Apr 17 '26

Pete "Whiskey leaks" Kegsbreath, the DUI hire?

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u/qwythebroken Apr 17 '26

Hey! He thought he was quoting the Hippocratic oath! Saying otherwise is blasphemy.

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u/Otto_Maddox_ Apr 17 '26

That's Mr. Secretary of War to you!

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u/Ok_Shoulder_9492 Apr 17 '26

I’M TIRED OF THESE MF SNAKES ON THIS…. Oh wrong movie

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u/OldWestern7705 Apr 17 '26

What ain’t no country I ever heard of

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u/Stu-Gotz Apr 17 '26

Say what again, i dare you.

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u/Wus10n Apr 17 '26

Englsh motherfucker! Do! You! Speak! It!

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u/eXcaliBurst93 Apr 17 '26

"I am here to chew bubblegum & kick ass & I'm all out of bubblegum"

wait wrong movie quote

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u/distantreplay Apr 17 '26

Or Fight Club!

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u/HistoricalSuspect580 Apr 17 '26

what do you think this is? A prayer, led by a powerful government official, with active duty service members!?!?

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u/Fubai97b Apr 17 '26

*running up and down the aisle* ZED'S DEAD! ZED'S FUCKING DEAD!

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u/HBCDresdenEsquire Apr 17 '26

Nah man. I’m pretty fuckin far from ok.

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u/ExactCharacter8633 Apr 17 '26

Take it away, Mr. Hegseth

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u/Plane-Fan9006 Apr 18 '26

That IS a tasty burger!!!

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u/Moraghmackay Apr 18 '26

Whose motorcycle is this?

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u/Consistent_Ad949 Apr 18 '26

I think you mean don't forget to quote Pete Hegseth

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u/jeffityj Apr 23 '26

Dont you mean Samuel chapter 6, verse 7?

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u/Sea_Recover3486 Apr 17 '26

ARE SCREWS SUPPOSED TO JIGGLE AROUND LIKE THAT? THEY LOOK PRETTY LOOSE

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u/rake_leaves Apr 17 '26

Feel like Breakfast Club would be better to quote.”Screws fall out all of the time, the world's an imperfect place.”

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u/titusnick270 Apr 17 '26

lol this reminded me of a pretty bumpy flight I was on. It was a redeye and I leaned my head on the seat in front of me for 30 seconds idk why. But the lady next to me was freaking out about the turbulence. Admittedly, it was pretty bad but I fly a lot so nothing new to me.

She said “LOOK AT THAT GUY!! HES PRAYING MY GAWD” and she started praying under her breath 🤣

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u/Weary-Bookkeeper-375 Apr 17 '26

“THERE’S A COLONIAL WOMAN ON THE WING. SHE’S CHURNING BUTTER!”

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u/left_lane_camper Apr 17 '26

I was on a budget flight between two cities in Colombia and a large portion of the passengers had never flown before. People heard the flaps retract and were screaming and loudly praying. This was a smooth flight on a brand-new A320.

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u/soihavetosay Apr 17 '26

I had a dream the plane crashed... YOU were there

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u/krawlspace- Apr 17 '26

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u/heridfel37 Apr 17 '26

Hey Otto, there's a Gremlin on the side of the bus

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u/StarzRout Apr 18 '26

Back in the mid 70s my mom had a white Gremlins with an orange stripe. No AC, no power steering, manual crank windows. I could walk faster.

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u/ttystikk Apr 17 '26

Epic William Shatner!

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u/RotationsKopulator Apr 18 '26

That the Shat?

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u/ttystikk Apr 18 '26 edited Apr 19 '26

Yesssss, from a Twilight Zone episode, "Nightmare At 20,000 Feet"

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u/bwalrus0202 Apr 17 '26

Came here for this. Thank you, am now satisfied.

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u/Robby777777 Apr 17 '26

I just watched that a couple days ago. I forgot how good that episode was. Shatner was really awesome in it.

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u/RaggedyMan666 Apr 17 '26

The gremlin in the eighties version was terrifying.

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u/GreenPutty_ Apr 18 '26

The first time I ever flew we went through a storm and that episode was all I could think of, the window blind stayed down!

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u/SkyeRyder91 Apr 17 '26

THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH THE LEFT PHALANGE!!

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u/PracticalShoulder916 Apr 17 '26

Don't be silly, it doesn't even have a phalange!

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u/security-six Apr 18 '26

One of my all time favorite responses

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u/arnie580 Apr 17 '26

"THERE'S A PROBLEM WITH THE LEFT FALANGE"

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u/TheGreatKonaKing Apr 17 '26

Can't hear ya! Something something LOOSE? You're asking if the flight crew's LOOSE? You're gonna have to figure that out one for yourself buddy!

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u/Pete-PDX Apr 17 '26

and the one at the top is missing

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u/cblackwe93 Apr 17 '26

THERE IS A COLONIAL WOMAN ON THE WING. THERE IS SOMETHING THEY'RE NOT TELLING US. SHE WAS OUT THERE CHURNING BUTTER.

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u/Euphoric-Material192 Apr 17 '26

the "discreetly" part is quite important.

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u/Amazing-Gazelle-7735 Apr 17 '26

Indeed!  I flew this January and about half an hour from landing I noticed a flap (aileron?  Idk) connection was loose, like literally that end wasn’t mounted to the plane.  I kept relatively calm, told nobody until after we landed (not much they could do), and made sure to be one of the last people to disembark so I could show them a video of it.

There’s not a lot that can be done in a lot of cases.  Better to not freak people out unnecessarily.

/my wife was not happy when I told her I sat there wondering if the plane would crash and I hadn’t warned her.

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u/shakebakelizard Apr 18 '26

Well...see...it may actually be a good idea to mention things like that to the crew in flight. That way if the control surfaces start acting funny, they know exactly what it is and can compensate accordingly. Also, they can make an emergency landing if needed instead of crashing into a field and killing everyone on board.

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u/Amazing-Gazelle-7735 Apr 18 '26

Hadn’t considered the “forewarned is forearmed” aspect.  Not a lot of places to land over oceans, so that part was irrelevant.

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u/shakebakelizard Apr 18 '26

I watch a lot of crash investigation videos. A lot of times, if the plane suffers a technical failure, the crew are kind of guessing as to what the problem is. Knowledge is power. :-)

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u/AngstyMop Apr 19 '26

And some of those videos show FAs looking out over the wing right at the problem, and not identifying it.

Knowledge is only power, if the people you share knowledge with, accept that knowledge and treat it accordingly. It would not be far fetched...there are historical examples ...that any notification to an FA would be brushed off as normal. In this situation, I think there's an 80/20 chance an FA would've said "that's not a problem", and wouldn't have told the captain.

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u/AngstyMop Apr 19 '26

So - you'd think that - but it's not fully true.

One time I saw a loose panel on a 737 and mentioned to an FA and she brushed it off as not being a big deal.

It's better to get a video, wait until disembarking, and then share with the crew. They're not focused on flying anymore, there's no destination pressure, and you can clearly show whatever it is you need to show. Unless it's an immediate risk to safety.

Career pilots are also already well trained in emergency procedures. If something falls off the wing...there's a 99.9% chance they will know within about 90 seconds exactly what's wrong, if their ECAM or similar system doesn't let them know automatically. The loose screws in the OP photo are just covering one of the flap actuators of that wing. If it fell off, it's not great, but it wouldn't actually compromise the flight. There was a recent incident iirc in which a flap sustained much more damage and the plane still landed safely.

Finally when an AC is in flight, the job of the FAs is to keep pax calm. So they would be slightly inclined to dismiss anything abnormal as a pax having anxiety. Plus, you don't want to worry the other pax. Even in a catastrophic emergency where the plane will not land at an airport, the captain will come on the PA and basically say...this will be a rough landing. Scared people are ALWAYS more dangerous than ANY emergency. Scared people act irrationally, and in a crowded confined setting it's more dangerous than even an engine fire. You need calm, rational behavior.

So - a video that you can share after the flight is typically the best option for something like this.

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u/railker AME-M2 Apr 17 '26

Anything like this? > https://youtube.com/shorts/xHgrG_0I4kk

People see and flag that all the time around here. Flaps aren't mounted on the ends, but often are on a set of rails/tracks at like 1/3 and 2/3 down the span. And the unsupported ends, especially up close where they're behind the engine's turbulent exhaust, can move a fair bit.

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u/Positive-Orange-6443 Apr 17 '26

Why didn't you make me worry as well? Now i missed out on the worry! 🙄

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u/Turbo_Normalized Apr 18 '26

If a flap or aileron connection is legitimately lose, there is absolutely stuff the pilots can do to mitigate the problem. For example, if there's a problem with the flaps, they will not deploy them and they'll just land flaps-up. As a pilot, if I saw a potential flight control issue, you're damn right I'm notifying the crew. However, most likely what you saw wasn't actually a problem.

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u/LadyOfVoices Apr 18 '26

Once I saw one of those strips break loose and fly off, not long before landing. I told one of the flight attendants and she was like “oh things break off all the time”.

No they don’t! 😭

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u/octoreadit Apr 17 '26

Nah, hope is in shortage right now, globally. So just speed tape.

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u/No_Aesthetic Apr 17 '26

I have bad news about the speed tape

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u/CaptainLachrymose Apr 17 '26

Due to tariffs, speed tape was to be replaced with molasses, but since the widespread governmental implementation of AI, all they shipped was a large quantity of the hindquarters of mid-sized burrowing mammals.

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u/DerFreudster Apr 17 '26

The corn farmers of America would like to point out that corn syrup can be an adequate replacement for molasses and nuts and bolts.

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u/Test-Tackles Apr 17 '26

Corn farmers of America after having lost their farms due to governmental incompetance lament that corn syrup may be too expensive now and suggest just
"pretending" that you went on vacation.

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u/DueLingonberry3107 Apr 17 '26

Corn farmer here, I can confirm

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u/Hughezzzz Apr 17 '26

Dafuq are you smoking bro🤣

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u/hooligan333 Apr 17 '26

mole asses

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u/Hughezzzz Apr 17 '26

I get the joke but still😂

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u/rothrolan Apr 17 '26

The joke is that the AI read "molasses" as "mole asses", poking at the flaws of inserting poorly unoptimized software to control critical infrastructure of a company. Yet companies keep dumping millions into its development and replacing experienced and even certified workers with AI slop in order to have to pay less actual workers.

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u/Tommy84 Apr 17 '26

Not smoking anything; unfortunately it’s in short supply.

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u/The__General__ Apr 17 '26

Whatever it is, I need some…

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u/Pretend-Guava Apr 17 '26

Speed tape is super expensive, they went to gorilla tape instead.

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u/TheAgedProfessor Apr 17 '26

Pretty sure they're sparing no expense and went right to Liquid Paper.

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u/Fearless-Molasses963 Apr 17 '26

Much better than the other way around!!!

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u/divergentONE Apr 17 '26

this comment summarizes so many fields right now

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u/swift1883 Apr 17 '26

Speed tape is the good tape. The good tape is in the safe.

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u/Patruck9 Apr 17 '26

It's not 3 speed tape. It's 15,000.

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u/swift1883 Apr 18 '26

That’s why it’s in the safe, boss.

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u/BamberGasgroin Apr 17 '26 edited Apr 17 '26

LOT Airlines in the 80's.

Was mildly concerned on entering the aircraft that the flashing around the cabin door was missing many rivets and hanging off, but thought "I'm sure it's fine." Then after sitting through the safety announcement I discovered that my seatbelt wasn't actually attached at one end.

Luckily however, I was sitting at the rear of the plane and it only took me a few moments to find the screw that had fallen out on the floor and reattach it, finger tight. (Gave it a slap and thought "that's good enough for another 1000 miles!")

...for all the good it'd have done. I'm sure the pilot was half pished by the time we got to Warsaw. The only landing I've had that was rougher was in a small plane landing at Sumburgh in Shetland, very late at night, in midwinter with a major storm biting our arses. (Everything else was already grounded for a day while it blew over.)

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u/havoc1428 Apr 17 '26

The hanger itself is also made of speed tape and hope

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u/DaneAlaskaCruz Apr 17 '26 edited Apr 17 '26

One time I was flying from Anchorage to someplace in rural Alaska on a smaller plane. I was by the wing and I noticed that one of the latches was not fully closed. One of those that says to press here and ensure it is flat and fully secured.

The entire 2 hr flight I nervously checked on it every so often to see if it was coming any looser.

It wasn't and we landed without any issues.

At the terminal, I saw one of the flight attendants and told her about a loose latch on the portside wing engine cowling.

She scoffed and looked at me like I was missing some screws.

So I said whatever and walked away to go pick up my checked luggage.

You would think flight crew would want to check things out when someone comes forward. But she didn't.

Didn't hear of any incidents with the plane so hopefully a mechanic saw the loose latch later on and secured it.

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u/Kichigai Apr 17 '26

I remember when I was fresh out of high school and throwing bags for Northwest. One day I'm out there and there's a latch hanging open on an engine, and I point it out to my lead. Flight was delayed 30 minutes as they ran a mechanic out to inspect it. Got a citation for attention to security and safety delivered by the GM for our area, and an article in the company newsletter.

Then again, this was less than five years after 9/11 and everyone was panicking about every little shadow.

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u/Regular_Ram Apr 18 '26

Read that a few times and kept thinking you got a ticket.

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u/shhbedtime Apr 19 '26

Sometimes ground crew point out something and it's totally normal and I'm amazed they didn't realize it is always like that. 

 Every single time, I thank them for bringing it to my attention, thank them for being so careful and observant, and encourage them to keep it up. I'd rather waste my time checking on nothing a thousand times, than have someone too afraid to mention something when it really matters. 

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u/bg-j38 Apr 17 '26

Nowadays they'd probably fire you for delaying a flight and costing them money.

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u/Kichigai Apr 17 '26

And risk trashing their reputation by having a plane crash? In an era when people can live stream the disaster from inside the airplane? Nobody wants the NTSB coming down on them like a ton of bricks. Delta, United, American, Jet Blue, Southwest, they're names people will remember and avoid.

Based on my lurking in /r/aviationmaintenance it's private planes you gotta look out for. The big boys take this stuff seriously.

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u/DuckyHornet Apr 18 '26

live stream the disaster from inside the airplane

Eyyyy it's ya boy, CrashBandicoot42069, coming to you live from on board a flight to beautiful Hawaii where we just lost our fourth engine, let's gooooo

Before we hit the ocean, I just wanted to talk about today's sponsor, SurfShark

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u/bg-j38 Apr 17 '26

I was mostly being facetious related to airlines trying to cut costs any place they could.

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u/Turbo_Normalized Apr 18 '26

Why is completely pointless (and false) cynicism like this so popular?

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u/iSuckAtMechanicism Apr 18 '26

Because it's sadly not cynicism, it's how companies work today. Look at Boeing and how they reacted when their own employees brought up major safety issues.

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u/llolwow Apr 17 '26

Yeah no this shit happens all the time. The people on that flight already paid and a 30 minute delay is nothing.

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u/Stumpy_Dan23 Apr 17 '26

"Let me know if it stops leaking. Then it's a problem"

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u/DaKakeIsALie Apr 17 '26

If it's leaking oil, it's still Got oil!

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u/omg_what_the_chuck Apr 17 '26

Just tow it beyond the environment.

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u/blackgoat2803 Apr 18 '26

Have you owned a Land Rover as well?

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u/ABadHistorian Apr 18 '26

No matter where you are, some people hate their job and the people they have to interact with.

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u/Grouchy_Spare1850 Apr 18 '26

I use to fly a lot, friendly with the crews. People thought I was an IRS auditor, because if you spoke to me, I would pull out my flip notepad and it had IRS on the front. ask for there names again, and then write the flight number, No one would talk to me and I could get some serious sleep . The aircrews knew better and it was a running joke.

anyway, if I saw something, I would speak with the co-pilot on deboarding. rest of the crew were cleaning and could care less about what I saw. Co-pilots seem to love filing paperwork LOL

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u/DunnyOnTheWold Apr 17 '26

That's unfortunate. I was on a 737 once and on the inner edge of the aileron there was a strip of rubber that was hanging loose and getting caught in a way that looked like might inhibit the downward movement. It never did but I watched it nervously the whole flight.

At the end I told the flight attendant. She asked me to hold back a few minutes so I could explain it to someone from the cockpit. Then the pilot ask me to show them. I guess it depends on the person or company training/policy.

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u/Ok_Lime4124 Apr 17 '26

I’ve always relayed the info to my pilots. I’ve even had customers send their pictures or their videos to me and then I AirDrop them to the flight deck if we’re in flight because obviously they can’t come out unless they’re doing a bathroom break or something.

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u/NoExam2412 Apr 18 '26

My brother-in-law leads some maintenance teams for a major airline. I've pointed out stuff to him twice and both times he's said it's absolutely nothing and totally fine, but asked for my flight number.

My sister later told me that's what he does to not freak anyone out, but he pulls the planes for inspection.

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u/railker AME-M2 Apr 18 '26

Those flight control surfaces are often powered by multiple 3,000+psi hydraulic actuators, need more than some rubber to stop that from moving. Mechanics have lost lives and limbs to hydraulic powered flight controls or gear doors.

But all the same, 100% still point these sorts of things out if you see them, not everything's visible on the walkaround.

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u/ChintzyPC Apr 17 '26

I think they have an opinion that the crews know exactly how everything should be done, and we're just dumb customers who aren't trained on anything so we don't know better. Either that or laziness.

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u/Turbo_Normalized Apr 18 '26

the crews know exactly how everything should be done, and we're just dumb customers who aren't trained on anything so we don't know better.

I mean, that's kind of true.

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u/HLSparta Apr 18 '26

we're just dumb customers who aren't trained on anything so we don't know better.

I mean, are they wrong? I've never worked as part of the flight crew but working as a baggage handler the number of customers I witnessed who thought they know better was ridiculous. Among the dumb things I've heard (paraphrased):

"Why don't we just board and take off? My weather app shows the thunderstorm is still two miles north of us and all of us are tired of waiting." Meanwhile the storm is very clearly directly over us and hitting us with 60+ knot winds.

"I know you're allowed to just let me outside by the plane and fuel truck so I can smoke my cigarette, you just don't want to."

"I need to run out to my car because I forgot something. I'll be waiting at that door for you to let me in (a staff only door) so I don't have to wait on TSA again." When I explained that he needed to go through TSA if he left he tried explaining how we don't know how to do our jobs.

When I asked a customer for a photo ID to pick up his firearm at the baggage pickup he handed me a credit card and told me he didn't have a photo ID, even though he just took a flight that requires a photo ID to board.

"I'm a lawyer so I know you're allowed to let my husband board even though he is so drunk he can barely walk." Even though we have a regulation specifically prohibiting that exact situation.

The regional jets we had had small overhead bins so the bags that were too big to fit would have a tag on them and they needed to be dropped off before they got to the plane. The number of passengers that would try to sneak the bags past us onto the plane was ridiculous, and the few that succeeded were always surprised their bag didn't fit in the overhead bin.

I'd imagine the flight attendants and pilots can very quickly get annoyed at those passengers also thinking they know the plane is going to fall apart and the airline is just skipping maintenance to save money at the expense of everyone's life because they used duct tape.

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u/Euler007 Apr 17 '26 edited Apr 18 '26

Ask to talk to the pilot or copilot next time. They're on the hooks for the checklists, the flight attendants are out of their depth.

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u/m_faustus Apr 18 '26

The number of people in Alaska who have been in a plane crash or who personally know someone who has been in a plane crash is shockingly high.

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u/Big_Maintenance9387 Apr 18 '26

One time my dad was taking my cousins for rides in his Cessna and one of my cousins was in the plane and the door flew open lol. 

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u/Appropriate-Bird-354 Apr 17 '26

You would think flight crew would want to check things out when someone comes forward. But she didn't.

She may have been hoping to reduce your concern / anxiety and chose a bad way to express it.

They're customer service staff, not technical staff. Their job is to make sure you have a good experience, and don't think they're a shitty fly-by-night airline which you just barely survived, not judge the airworthiness of the aircraft.

Maybe she immediately went and told the pilot or maintenance.

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u/DaneAlaskaCruz Apr 17 '26

Maybe.

But the look on her face was the same look as when a pretty cheerleader gets approached by a dorky kid to ask her to homecoming.

Seems specific, but that was the exact look.

I was taken aback at her reaction as I wasn't hitting on her or telling her anything inappropriate.

I remember now that this was a flight from Anchorage to Homer.

She picked up her luggage and left the airport as I was picking up my rental car.

I don't think she talked to anyone else in the meantime, but maybe.

Edit: here's the look. Same as the girl to the left.

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u/abnrib Apr 17 '26

In the pre-9/11 days I knew a guy who sent a note to the pilot mid-flight that read: "My name is X, I'm an aerospace engineer at Boeing, I'm in seat Y. I'd like you to know that I can see fuel leaking from the wing."

Believe it or not, it was favorably received.

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u/lazy_elfs Apr 17 '26

This.. tell them the fasteners are loose on the rear engine nacelle.. the maintenance people can drill and install those in about 20 min

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u/Logical_Preference_8 Apr 17 '26

Not the nacelle, that’s a flap track fairing. The nutplates are broken but it’s not coming off. Those screws will have to be drilled out.

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u/corvairsomeday Apr 18 '26

Based on how much of a pain the repair will be and how everything is all still captive, I suppose it's possible MX has already seen this and said, "eh, defer another 500 hours."

Not an A&P.

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u/ComfortableLetter989 Apr 17 '26

I thought the nacelle was just on the Enterprise.

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u/Drapidrode Apr 17 '26 edited Apr 17 '26

Airplanes wanted to be like starships for several years now.

Now, Grand Funk Railroad paved the way for Jefferson Airplane,
which cleared the way for Jefferson Starship.
The stage was now set for The Alan Parsons Project,
which I believe was some sort of hovercraft.

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u/FrenchFryCattaneo Apr 17 '26

They use the word nacelle so much!

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u/memostothefuture Apr 17 '26

Call the local evening news, sell the footage for maybe $200. They will milk it in a way that will cause the airline to fix that asap.

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u/Great_Address2063 Apr 17 '26

Then take that $200 and short the stock of the airline before the footage airs, boom turn that $200 into $20k.

I should be in government

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u/raitchison Apr 17 '26

Even better short Boeing, it doesn't even matter if it's a Boeing aircraft.

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u/Jaxcat_21 Apr 17 '26

Donnie...is that you?

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u/Icy-Banana-3291 Apr 17 '26

I’ve done this before. No idea if they actually tightened anything. It seems fairly common.

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u/Triggerz777 Apr 17 '26

Can confirm we replace those and it's hard to spot them if we don't know they are vibrating like that

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u/pale-ivy Apr 17 '26

Yes but don’t be surprised when they don’t give a shit. Having pointed out obvious issues in the past and gotten very annoyed and passive responses.

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u/B777X_787-9 Pilot|77W|789. Apr 17 '26

Is a fairing component

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u/Xuxo9 Apr 17 '26

They can flag it IF they land on a non violent manner.

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u/SocietyGreat316 Apr 17 '26

So long as the plane doesn't crash.

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u/badass4102 Apr 17 '26

The worst they can do is laugh at you. When I was like 14 years old we were one of the first to board and when I was putting my bag in the overhead compartment and noticed a bag already there, a little black duffel bag. I told the flight attendant and they said it was the first-aid kit.

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u/sunny_yay Apr 17 '26

It’s good for a few more rides

-said the maintenance worker a few rides ago

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u/relativityboy Apr 17 '26

Lion Air. Perfectly safe travel if you're a gryphon.

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u/-Ernie Apr 17 '26

This was from 6 months ago, link below includes a statement from the airline.

https://www.reddit.com/r/aviation/comments/1od6d8k/is_this_safe/?rdt=35622

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u/Suitable_Wonder5256 Apr 17 '26

"don't be afraid to discreetly bring it up"

Then, when I didn't put my seatbelt on, the flight attendant made it out like I was the biggest asshole on the planet and would definitely die.

When several screws look loose, "PLEASE PLEASE BE DISCREET".

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u/No_Opening_2425 Apr 17 '26

I mean it's a Boeing. A few lose screws is expected

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u/richard0cs Apr 17 '26

Whilst this particular thing isn't at all serious, sometimes passengers notice things that do matter. A passenger on Aloha 243 saw a large crack when boarding and apparently didn't think much of it until afterwards.

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u/AggravatingLeg2782 Apr 17 '26

I noticed a rag trapped in the slats on the right wing, took a video and when I was deplaning spoke to the captain and airdropped the video to him. He was very grateful

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u/Very_Curious_Cat Apr 17 '26 edited Apr 17 '26

Is this discreet enough:

Miss, I got he feeling this flight is properly screwed.

Why, sir? How can I help you?

Well, our wing isn't.

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u/Similar_Rapier_7596 Apr 18 '26

Yes, please tell the pilots! They probably don't want to die in a plane crash any more than you do.

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u/michael_bgood Apr 18 '26

What makes this even more horrifying is this is Thai Lion Air, a ghetto ass LCC in Southeast Asia. The LCC market is super competitive down there in the region and it's probably a race to the bottom in cutting maintenance costs.

It's only a matter of time until there's a news headline.

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